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myOtaku.com: KayuraWolfwood


Wednesday, October 17, 2007

you know, i'd almost forgotten about Death Note being aired on CN. Thanks, LS, for reminding me of that.

i wanna upgrade our satellite system so that we get a DVR. i could hook up the VCR, but it f- i mean messes up the tapes. so IDK. i don't even have $$ right now, and i won't for another couple months. the cell phone bill has been crazy these past few months. i added a txt messging pck, but they applied it to my sisters phone, and not mine. so my part of the bill these past two months is screwed up. my sister paid it off, so now i owe her the $$. it's almost $400 altogether. that's gonna take 3 months to pay off. oh well. once it gets straightened out, i hope to get my own plan and phone, cuz i'm tired of my sister's ranting.

anyhoo, here's this for today. hopefully, it'll liven up the mood. it took me a minute to understand this one, but it was funny after i got it.

A man lying on his deathbed called to him, his lawyer, his doctor, and his pastor. "I am going to die tonight," and I want to prove that when you go to heaven you can take it all with you. So to my three most trusted friends, you three of course, I am leaving 50,000 dollars in these envelopes. When I die you must come to my funeral and put the envelopes in my coffin with me." The man handed the three men identical envelopes.
A day later they each received news that, that night the old man had died . So each knew they must go to his funeral and fulfill his death wish.
Standing over the coffin one week later the pastor confessed, " I can't hide what I've done. I took 10,000 dollars from the envelope because the church needed to be painted."
Then as he did so the doctor also started to fidget then finally confessed “I took 30,000 dollars from my envelope because the hospital needed a new wing."
Ten the lawyer said plainly “You bunch of crooks! I wrote him a check for the full amount!"
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