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Tuesday, October 23, 2007


it's tuesday!

this is not a joke. this for really happened this morning. we go outside, and not even 3 minutes later, a kid comes up to me and tells me in Spanish, "there's horsepoo on the slide" we brush it off and tell him to go play. another kid comes up and says "luis sed there's caca on the slide". we tell him "don't say that" he says "well they call it caca, but it looked like poop to me". well, we finally take a look in the tubular slide. sure enough about in the middle of the slide, there's a huge turd. we were like O.o we send one of them for the janitor. the janitor comes to look, and he says "it's only dirt and mud" (it rained yesterday, 'member?) we're like "no look further up" he does and o.O he says "well, now i've seen it all" he cleans it out, and once again, that sucker was hurje. he throws into the nearby woods. yep. that's todays story.
wonder wat'll happen tomorrow.

well here's something else to make ya laff:

Joke of the Day
A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town’s grouch So Mr. Smith went to this 'miracle doctor' to prove that he wasn't anybody special. So he goes and tells the doctor, "Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I can't taste nothing', so what are you going to do?"
The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little, then tells Mr. Smith, "What you need is jar number 43."
Jar number 43? Mr. Smith wonders. So the doctor brings the jar and tells Mr. Smith to taste it. He tastes it and immediately spits it out, "This is gross!" he yells.
"I just restored your sense of taste Mr. Smith," says the doctor.
So Mr. Smith goes home very mad. One month later, Mr. Smith goes back to the doctor along with a new problem, "Doc," he starts, "I can't remember!"
Thinking he got the doctor, the doctor scratches his head and mumbles to himself a little and tells Mr. Smith, "What you need is jar number 43..."
Before the doctor finished his sentence, Mr. Smith fled the office.

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