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Wednesday, November 14, 2007


on my sister's way out of the driveway this morning, she found a dozen roses on the driveway post. she calls the house to tell us about them. my idiot brother brings them in. there's no card or anything. i figure they're either from Alf (my exboyfrend) or Beto (this guy me and becky are trying to hook up with my sister). i pick them up and smell them. they smell really good. actually, they smell like my ex-boyfrend's cologne. i txtd him when i got to work. he responds to it, then sends another one asking if he liked the flowers he left for me. i sed yes, then asked what time he left them. he tells me 10. at night. that's very sweet of him, but it was . . . idk. i just don't see him that way anymore, he knows it, but still tries.

I just finished the last volume in Death Note. i figured how things would turn out for light, but still, Ryuk is rong. that was cold, but he kept to his word. i think it would have turned out better if Near had ended keepin the note and use it himself. or someone else at least. if you know how it turns out, what do you think?


Jokes for Twoday

I know ya'll have heard this one before

An Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, “What is this Father?”. The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is!”

While the boy and his dad were watching with amazement a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, then the numbers began to light up in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24 yr old blond stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son…

“Go get your mother!”

Mad men are given a test to check their mental state. The instructor draws a door on the wall and orders them to go out.
They start rushing to the door but one remains sitting. The instructor goes to him and asks; “why didn’t you join the others?” He replies, "let them fight they forgot I have the keys"

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