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Thursday, November 29, 2007


   HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!
Howdy-doo, ya'll!! It's a pretty nice day today. the sun's out, the wind should stop blowing, and i had a good lunch.

yep. today, genjo sanzo and i are both a year older. i don't know how old that would make him, but it makes me 22. a frend is takin me out to dinner tonight (yes, a frend, he's only a frend) I don't know where tho. it's a surprise, i guess. i suppose i'll have to take a shower then.

anyhoo, i need to get back to job, so i'll TTYL tomorrow!!

Joke of the Day
lol That's just like a kid to say something like that.


A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is going to blow up like a balloon." Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh ... I know what you've been doing."

IMPORTANT NOTICE



Notice to Employees (Includes Part Time and New Workers)

SICKNESS
We will no longer accept your doctors' statements as proof.
We believe if you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to work.

LEAVE OF ABSENCE FOR SURGERY
We are no longer allowing this practice. As long as you are employed here, you will need all of whatever you have and should not consider having anything removed. We hired you as you are, and to have anything removed would certainly make you less than we bargained for. Anyone having operations will be FIRED immediately.

PREGNANCY
In the event of extreme pregnancy, you will be allowed to go to the first aid room when the pains are FIVE MINUTES apart. If it is false labor, you will have to take an hour's leave without pay.

DEATH
This will be accepted as an excuse, BUT we would like two weeks notice, as we feel it is your duty to teach someone your job prior to . . . or after death.

This new benefit program started yesterday.
The Management

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