Tuesday, December 4, 2007

  oh yeah!!

anyways, i didn't update yesterday. Alf showed up, and i didn't have the time to post. he got me another ring. once again, (not trying to b mean, but i wish he could read English) i don't wear gold. it's pretty, but the wrong kind of metal for my liking.

anyhoo, i was playing games at adultswim.com They're really fun! i like "5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself)". It's awesome when you torch yourself. lots of the games are fun. you guys should try'em!

i didn't do much of anything this past weekend. we got a new satellite system on sunday, which includes a DVR. it's awesome, yo. now i can record stuff the stuff i can't watch at nite. or during the day.

we were supposed to get visitors from H-Town on sunday, but one of their kids got sick so they weren't able to come. Hopefully they can show up next weekend for my niece's b-day party on saturday.

yeah, ok well Have a good day!!

Jokes for the Day

Q: What does a stamp say to an envelope?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places.

Took me a minute to get this one:
Two elderly men were sunning themselves on a Miami Beach when they started a friendly conversation.
"I was able to move here to retire in Miami after my business burned to the ground," the one man said. "The insurance payment sure came in handy."
The other replied, "I'm here living from an insurance claim when my factory was flooded out."
The first man pondered for a few seconds and then asked, "How do you start a flood?"


You know it is time to reassess your relationship with
your computer when....

1. You wake up at 4 O'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom and
stop to check your email on the way back to bed.

2. You turn off your computer and get an awful empty feeling, as if
you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

3. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just
for the free internet access.

4. You laugh at people with 28.8 modems.

5. You start using smileys :-) in your snail mail.

6. You find yourself typing "com" after every period when using a word
processor.com

7. You can't correspond with your mother because she doesn't have a
computer.

8. When your email box shows "no new messages" and you feel really
depressed.

9. You don't know the gender of your three closest friends because they
have nondescript screen name and you never bothered to ask.

10. You move into a new house and you decide to "Netscape" before you
landscape.

11. Your family always knows where you are.

12. In real life conversations, you don't laugh, you just say "LOL, LOL".

13. After reading this message, you immediately forward it to a friend!

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