Monday, December 10, 2007

  I updated the quote right above this posty. it's no longer tha one from Gin Tama, it's Captain Zaraki from bleach

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- I think I may have just read the joke before and not posted it. But it is funny.

-I thank everyone who wished my niece a happy birthday!

Yep. My niece did indeed have a good party. We had just enough food and cake for everyone, so we didn’t have a lot of leftovers. It went very well. My sister didn’t have to go to work on Saturday morning after all, so she was able to help with stuff. Alf showed up. He had told me he might ( I was hoping he wasn’t). He brought a stuffed animal (dog). She loves it. She took it with her all over the house yesterday. He also got her earrings, he didn’t know that her ears aren’t pierced. He told me yesterday that his own niece only has one ear pierced. After they did the first one, she didn’t the other one done. He got me 3 roses. I took him to say hi to my folks. Oh man. My uncle and his brothers poked fun at him, while the women poked fun at both of us. My uncle and his bro’s already knew Alfredo cause he’s frends with my uncle’s son-in-law, Luis. They got him more drunk than he already was. Before he left, he asked me ”you don’t love me, do you?” I answered “I don’t love you the same way that you love me” meaning that I love and care about him as a frend, but not more than that. And he already knew the answer to that, but he was drunk. I also should’ve known better than to tell him that when he’s drunk. We straightened things out last night when he called me, tho, so we’re good.

I’m tired and have to visit some sites, so I’ll TTYL!!

Joke of the Day

A woman owned a parrot that could say only one thing – “Who is it?” For years and years she had been trying to teach it to extend its vocabulary, but it resolutely refused to utter anything other than “Who is it?”
One day she had sent for the plumber, and as she had to go out shopping she arranged for him to find the key under the mat outside the front door. The plumber duly arrived, found the key, let himself in and set to work. Naturally the parrot, hearing someone in the house with an unfamiliar tread, decided to give a recital. “Who is it?” called the parrot. The plumber!” called the workman. Hearing a strange voice the parrot again decided to utter his one and only phrase. “Who is it?”
“The plumber!” came the response.
The parrot was not satisfied – he wanted to see who the stranger was. “Who is it? He called again, and again the plumber yelled out “It’s the plumber!” Again and again the bird called out “Who is it?” and again and again the poor bewildered plumber responded – “It’s the plumber! It’s the plumber! IT”S THE PLUMBER!” Eventually in a fury he roamed the house, going from room to room, trying to find out who was calling him – but he failed to realize that it was the parrot. This went on for a while, with him dashing around the house, growing increasingly desperate, and shouting out “It’s the plumber!” until eventually the wretched man fainted clean away in the hall!
Just at that moment the mistress of the house entered, saw the unconscious figure on the carpet and said, “Oh! Who is it?”
The parrot replied, “It’s the plumber!”

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