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Monday, January 14, 2008


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- that would be kinda tripped out if juan was really a girl, but thankfully, he's not ^^
-and yes, he should be more careful with his wording in the future.
-any ideas on a good graphic design skool?


sorry i didn't get round to everyone today. i got lazy, to tell the truth. and now it's almost time to get the kids up. i'm goin out with my bf again today. we went for breakfast yesterday. after breakfast, we went to walmart, where he bought some army men for his younger cousin. well he forgot them in my truck. i was bout halfway home when he called me. i was not gonna go back to his house, and i told him this. a few minutes later, i get a txt from him saying he's gonna call the cops on me for kidnapping the soldiers. -_- he called me this morning at 6 am. just to talk. around 6:20, he calls again. his little cousin wants to know where the army men are. i bet anything juan put his cousin up to it. i can't wait to see him. being with him is the best. ok, i'll leave now and post again tomorrow. Take cares!!

jokes

A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, "Hey Willis forget your troubles. Come in and visit with us. I'll help you get the wagon up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," Willis answered, "but I don't think Pa would like me to."
"Aw come on boy," the farmer insisted.
"Well okay," the boy finally agreed, and added, "but Pa won't like it."
After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset."
"Don't be foolish!" the neighbor said with a smile. "By the way, where is he?"
"Under the wagon."

A cannibal son and his father are out looking for food. They are watching people walk down the street. The son suggested a particularly plump woman and the father rejected saying that she's too fatty. Later on the son asked about a very skinny woman. Again the father refused saying that she’s to skinny. After a while the son pointed out a very attractive woman.” sure son" the father replied, drooling. “We’ll take her home and eat you mother!"

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