Tuesday, January 15, 2008

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- i think it was the soldier's strategy to stay in my truck so i could give them back and see my guy again.
- i'm glad to say that my "girlfrend" (see friday's post) is not a ham. he'd be in sandwiches.

alrite, yo's its tuesday! i wish it were friday.

well, i just hung up with juan. he got a new belt buckle the other day. well, yesterday when we went out, on any reflective surface, he'd go "dang, look at that nice buckle!" or something in the regard of the belt buckle. or he'll say "oh, look at that good lookin' guy!" referring to himself. he totally trips me out. today, he asked, "so did you like my new belt buckle?" i should've sed no, but he's just too silly.

ok. so . . . my sister bought these personal-sized pizzas at walmart the other day, one for her, one for me. i wasn't hungry (at the time) so i didn't eat mines. i had planned on bringing it for lunch today, but when i got home from my date with manuel (keep in mind his name is Juan Manuel) there was a slice left over. they ated my pizza!! but i'm glad i didn't eat it, cuz my sister woke up round midnite sick to her stomach. i don't know if it was the pizza, but if it was, i'm glad i didn't eat any of it. i'm hoping she's feelin' better.

ok, yeah well, i'm needed at work, so i'll leave ya'll with a joke:

Joke of the Day

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."

In the front yard of a funeral home, "Drive carefully, we'll wait."
In a nonsmoking area, "If we see you smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door, "Push, Push, Push."
On a front door, "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."
At an optometrist's office, "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a taxidermist's window, "We really know our stuff."
On a butcher's window, "Let me meat your needs."
On a fence, "Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive."
At a car dealership, "The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment."
Outside a muffler shop, "No appointment necessary. We'll hear you coming."
On a desk in a reception room, "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left."
In a veterinarian's waiting room, "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
In a Beauty Shop, "Dye now!"
On the side of a garbage truck, "We've got what it takes to take what you've got." (Burglars please copy.)
In a restaurant window, "Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up."
Inside a bowling alley, "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."
In a cafeteria, "Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want."
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