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Friday, January 18, 2008


   goodness gracious, great balls of fire!!
yep, it's friday, thank the Lord Almighty. i don't think i'd be able to show up to work tomorrow if we had to. i feel like curling up and takin a nice long nap. i spent half the night coughin' up a freakin' lung. my throat feels raw due to all the coughing i've been doin. i hope juan don't get sick from yesterday.

i don't know if i ever mentioned anything about this thing i watched called dead leaves on sci-fi some time ago. i think i did. if i didn't, here tis: it's completely wacked out. fast-paced, action-packed, but completely wacked out.

anyhoo, this is pretty much it for todays posty. Enjoy your weekend!!

Jokes

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender laughs and says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks at the bartender, with a look of extreme confusion on his face, and says, "You have a drink called Steve?"

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

Sign on company bulleting board: “This firm requires no physical-fitness program. Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying of the handle, running down the boss, flogging dead horses, knifing friend in the back, dodging responsibility, and pushing their luck.”

A sign posted in a Dentist's office said:
"Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."

When a man with nine children was asked how he handled illness among his children, he said, "When the first born coughed or sneezed, I called the ambulance. When the last one swallowed a quarter, I told him that it was coming out of his allowance!"

Two buddies were having a chat. Said one, "You know, I can trace my ancestors up the Family Tree." The other responded," That's so? Well, far as l know, there are only two things that live on trees: Them's birds and monkeys, and I see that you ain't got no feathers."

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