Monday, February 11, 2008

  Brass monkey that funky monkey brass monkey junkie that funky monkey

aww, yeah man. the beastie boys. lovem

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-actually, that opening comment was a joke. but i didn't post it as one.
-the last check i wrote was for $20, and i don't write different checks for the same amount. sorry (for you):(
-if that had really been Jacko, then it would have taken the word "nightmare" to a different level.
-yep. i had another creepy dream on friday night. that one had rabid dogs. i think i also had one saturday night, but i don't remember that one. i'm not posting friday's, cuz i just don't feel like it.

ok, so i am posting the dream (part of it, anyways). my family had inadvertantly (sp?) done something to another family. well, they were tryin to get back at us by killin us. anyhoo, they gave two dogs (can't tell what type they were) this . . . "treatment" that makes them attack the next living moving thing it sees. well, i was at home by myself. they (evil people) had set bait for me to go outside so the dogs could attack me. well, for some reason, i didn't go outside, so the dogs ended up attacking each other. seeing their plan had failed, they picked the dogs up and put them in the back of a plain white 18-wheeler. well, the "treatment" is made so that once they attack, they die shortly after. so there are more dogs in the plain white 18-wheeler. the first two dogs die, and then the others start eating them. i didn't see the whole process (thankfully), but it was not cute.

i guess that came from my subconscious. earlier in the morning i had got sent home to change (jeans are a no-no unless specified). i was almost home when i saw a bunch of buzzards on the side of the road. they flewd away when i drove past, and i was able to see the why. a puppy that used to play around the road had apparantly got run over during the night. after he defrosted in the morning, he called the buzzards over for breakfast. it was not a cute sight. but i do believe that's why i dreamed of those dogs.

anyhoo, these last two posts are pretty dreamy. hopefully the next one won't be. well, ya'll enjoy the day!!

Jokes
A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best scotch." The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as he can. "Wow that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink," says the bartender. "Well you'd drink that fast if you had what I had," The man says "Oh my god," the bartender says, "What do you have?" The man replies "50 cents."

Bill and Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden, a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later, Bill grabs Hillary and throws her out onto the field! The SS agent comes running back to Bill and says, "Mr. President, sir, I think you misunderstood me. I said throw out the first pitch."
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