Friday, February 15, 2008

  i was gonna be lazy and not post a posty, but then i just got lazy again and decided to not give a reason why i decided to post instead of not posting a posty.

so how was everybody's valentine's day? i went out with my honey. we didn't do very much, but still got a lot done. Not like that either. well, i'll leave ya'll hanging on that one. My ring should be getting here sometime next week. it's got both of our names, and our birthstones. i can't wait to see it.

we had a lot of stuff for the party. we gave them cupcakes while at recess cuz we had way too many. we've still got packages of stuff. they're getting mini-cupcakes for snack when they get up from nap. they had fun putting the cards in the bags that they decorated the day before. it was a pretty good and enjoyable day. except for this story.

one of our kids got called in the office. CPS was here to talk to him. well he doesn't speak english, so i had to go translate. they only asked basic questions with me in there. we lasted only like 5 minutes. well later on, they came again with their own translator, and this time he was in there for like 45 minutes. and today he's not here. we're worried bout him. he's such a cute an smart kid. he's the kind that really don't need this in his life. just get him and his mom and bro away from the dad, and things'll get better. it's sad to see that happen to a kid like him. anyhoo, i'll brighten this posty up with some funnies below

jokes

When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work. One night as they were driving to yet another rubber-chicken dinner, Einstein mentioned to his chauffeur (a man who somewhat resembled Einstein in looks & manner) that he was tired of speechmaking.

"I have an idea, boss," his chauffeur said. "I've heard you give this speech so many times. I'll bet I could give it for you." Einstein laughed loudly and said, "Why not? Let's do it!" When they arrive at the dinner, Einstein donned the chauffeur's cap and jacket and sat in the back of the room. The chauffeur gave a beautiful rendition of Einstein's speech and even answered a few questions expertly.

Then a supremely pompous professor asked an extremely esoteric question about anti-matter formation, digressing here and there to let everyone in the audience know that he was nobody's fool. Without missing a beat, the chauffeur fixed the professor with a steely stare and said, "Sir, the answer to that question is so simple that I will let my chauffeur, who is sitting in the back, answer it for me."

An old man was tired from riding his bike, and decided to hitch hike. A guy in his red Corvette pulled up to give him a lift. When the old man brought out his bike that he had leaned up against a tree, the driver said, "I have no room for your bike in my car, but I'd like to help you in someway seeing you standing here in the hot sun." After a few seconds of thought, the driver said, "I know what we can do. I have a rope behind my seat. I'll tie one end of it to the rear end of my car and the other end to the front your bike. You ride your bike, and I'll give you this whistle. If I go too fast for you, just blow your whistle and I'll slow down." The old guy agreed to it. So off he went down the highway with the old man and his bike in tow. A little ways down the rode, a young lady in a bright yellow corvette pulls up next to them. She gives the guy in the red Vette the High Sign, meaning "you want a drag?" Off they go down the highway, 100 plus MPH, the old man blowing his whistle like crazy. They zipped by a Highway Patrol cop sitting under a tree. The cop knew he couldn't catch them, so he called ahead to his fellow cop down the rode to intercept. "Car number 2, this is car number 1." "Go head number 1, what'cha got for me?" I got a red and yellow Vettes come down your way doing hundred plus, can you intercept?" "Ten-four, Is there anything else?" "Yeah, you wouldn't believe this, but there is an old guy riding a bicycle blowing his whistle trying to pass."
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