Monday, February 25, 2008

last joke best da best one, dat's wat i think
thanx for the comments, even if they were a little late. anyhoo, the kid still has some fever today. i know that because he came with his mom this morning to withdraw him. they're moving to Austin. she's got some family there or at least someone she knows. Good luck and best wishes to them.

i've got some pretty good jokes for y'all today. how do you spell it? "ya'll" or "y'all"? i think the correct spelling is "y'all", cuz it's a contraction for "you all". anyhoo, i went to tyler with manuel yesterday. we got into it pretty bad (mostly his fault), but we've made up now. as long as he keeps his promise, we'll be good. lol i almost typed "f" instead of "g" on good. "we'll be food."

*ahem*

so we go to a pizza place called Mazzio's on Monday. i'd never heard of it until we moved here. it's ok. not as good as pizza hut, but it's edible.

ok, yeah well, i'll ttyl!!

Jokes

For weeks a five-year-old child kept telling his kindergarten teacher about the baby sister or brother that was expected at his house. One day the mother allowed the child to feel the movements of the unborn baby. The five-year-old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Moreover, he stopped telling the teacher about the awaiting event. Finally the teacher sat the child on her lap and said, “Lucas, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?
“Lucas burst into tears and confessed, “I think Mommy ate it!”

Four people are in an airplane, the pilot, the smartest man in the world, the richest man in the world, and a punk teenager. The airplane experiences some difficulties, and the pilot informs the three passengers that the plane is going to crash, and there are only three parachutes on the plane. The richest man in the world takes one, because he says that his lawyers will sue everyone else on the plane if he doesn't survive. The smartest man in the world takes a parachute, because he thinks that the world would be a worse place without him. The pilot says to the punk "There's only one parachute left, I'll fight you for it." "That won't be necessary," said the punk, "The smartest man in the world took my backpack."

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to.
She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way."
A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "She got into the back-seat."
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