Birthday • 1994-02-01 Gender •
Female Location • In a dark corner at Gaaras house drawing... Member Since • 2006-12-17 Occupation • -shifty eyes- wouldnt YOU like to know! Real Name • Layla
Personal
Achievements • ...scaring people... Anime Fan Since • 5 years old...damn pokemon Favorite Anime • naruto, pucca iketeru futari Goals • to be able to draw haruno sakura Hobbies • ...drawing...other, things....(for those of you who know...STFU) Talents • training fighting drawing spazzing out
myOtaku.com: Kazekage Crystal
Hello!!!!!!!! Welcome to meh site! Im trying to get everything in order so...yea...feel free to sign my guest book and pictures ^^ Go look at my portfolio, NOW!
Yaoi. You know what? I've noticed, not on this site in particular, but I've noticed that there are a lot of people who frown on yaoi.
Why?
Because they have issues.
I personally am a SasuNaru fan.
Now I don't want to get messages saying,
"Oh my GOD! How could you like them together? It's sacrilegious!" or "Eww, how can they be together?!"
It's quite simple.
There are more hints in the series for SasuNaru then SasuSaku. Personally, Sasuke and Naruto make a much cuter couple than Sasuke and Sakura.
Naruto's spunky, hyper, and nice.
Sakura's rude, mean, and pink.
I love that pairing, it's awesome.
How can I like it?
Easy.
Who gives the best effort to get Sasuke back when Sasuke runs away to Orochimaru?
Naruto.
It shows that they mean a lot to each other, but some RETARDS are too dense too see that!
And SERIOUSLY, there are MORE HINTS!
Jesus Christ.
And if you do send me hate mail, I'll tell you, you can SHOVE IT UP YOUR TIGHT ASS! Okay?
*waves an 'I LOVE SASUNARU' flag*
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Moving right along.
*flips up list*
Haruno Sakura
I am a Sakura basher. I hate Sakura.
Hate.
Hate.
Hate.
Hate.
HATE!!! CRYSTAL IS A SASUKE FANGIRL! *spazz*" I don't want to see that either.
I love Sasuke, yes, but if I had the opportunity, I would never stalk him.
For all you know, I could be a NARUTO fangirl. *cough-cough-hint-hint*
How?
Because, I hate Sakura for
A: Beating up on Naruto constantly.
B: Never appreciating Naruto.
C: Being a stalker.
D: Pink hair.
E: The attitude.
F: Obviously Naruto's cooler.
I can't see how people IDOLIZE her! It's so CREEPY!
Naruto's much more spunky, nice, happy, and ignores glares from the villagers.
When Sakura gets rejected its, 'ZOMG! WHY ALWAYS! Time to start over!'
She should get it through her THICK FOREHEAD that Sasuke will NEVER EVER NEVER like her!
I like Inner Sakura, she is the cool half of Sakura. She's stronger than Sakura herself, and mostly detained!
Although the Sasuke infatuation should DROP!
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NEXT!
*flips page of list*
Harry Potter/Naruto crossovers
"You're treading on thin ice NOW!"
Am I?
Yes, I am insulting fanfic ideas.
*le GASP*
IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!! ZOMG!
Feh. As if.
It pisses me off when people pair two stories as different and HARRY POTTER and NARUTO together!
It's so STUPID!
What do they have in common?
NO-TH-ING!
It's stupid to put them together and people who do need to GET A LIFE! Naruto wasn't made in England and they HAVE NOT, ARE NOT, AND WILL NEVER BE WIZARDS!
So,
GET
A
GRIP!
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I know everyone hates this...
*flips page*
CHAIN LETTERS!
Chain letters, CHIAN LETTERS!
I
Hate
Chain
Letters
'PLEASE HELP SAVE ANIME!'
PUH-LEASE!
Anime ain't goin no place!
The people who believe that are just out of ideas and no this hits a nerve. Seriously, if anime were going somewhere, 77.8% of the population would be on STRIKE!
'If you don't send this to how ever many jackasses, a clown will be by your bedside and kill you.'
SERIOUSLY, no one will KILL YOU when you're asleep because you didn't send a CHAIN LETTER!
The next one I get, I'm sending it back with a-
Big
Fat
'FUCK YOU'
Written on it.
Fuckers.
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CONTINUING!
Story Bashers and Authors Who Get Emofied Cos of One Message
*flips page*
When someone decides, 'Oh that story is horrible' and they comment about it and say 'YOU STUPID FUCKER! I HATE YOUR STORIES STOP WRITING!'
That
Pisses
Me
Off!!!!
Especially when the author takes that ONE comment and stops their stories!
If it's one or two comments out of HUNDREDS OF OTHERS that like the series, WHY STOP?! It's STUPID!
It's just ONE COMMENT!
Obviously, THEY'RE RETARDS for ruin your SELF ESTEEM!
I have done this before, and then I think,
'Why'd I stop that story again? Oh yeah because a fucker told me it sucked...Wait...one? WHAT A RETARD I AM! I must go continue the series and repost it.'
SO STOP BROODING!
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ZOMG! Crystal is being so MEAN so EVIL and so HORRIBLE!
I'm just pointing out a few flaws.
I HAVE FLAWS!
I have more flaws than anyone on this site!
I'm boarder line personality and manic depressive, I get Emo a lot and I'm easily pissed. But these things on this page annoy me to know end!
I'm sorry if that offends any of you.
Go ahead and message me saying,
"Crystal you are the sorriest FUCK and POOREST excuse for a human being!"
Frankly, I don't care.
I don't care at all.
So, good day to you all! I'll be checking my messages for hate mail!
A MEANINGLESS QUIZ -_-
--THE BASICS--
[name]: Crystal
[birthdate]: 2/1/94
[sex]: no thank you ^^ (female)
[relationship status]: taken...
[shoe size]: 8-8 1/2
[parents still together]: no TT_TT
[siblings]: 2 bros and 1 sis
[pets]: 1 dog, 1 cat, 2 birds, 1 tiger
--FAVORITES--
[color]: blue black and red
[number]: 12
[time of year]: winter
[type of weather]: downpour
[food/drink]: ramen and dr pepper
--DO YOU--
[twirl your hair]: yes
[have any tattoos]: one on my shoulder
[cheat on tests]: yes
[like scary movies]: yes
[like cleaning]: hellz naw
[know how to drive a standard]: a what?
[own a cell phone]: yes
[collect anything]: yes
--HAVE YOU EVER--
[been in a fist fight]: yes (ninja, duh)
[considered a life of crime]: yesh! i shall performmy winjitchery on you! -funny ninja pose-
[considered being a hooker]: nope
[been in love]: yes
[made out with just a friend]: no
[hurt someone you love]: ...
[kicked someone in the nuts]: Im a girl..EVERY girl kicks a guy in the nuts at least ONCE inher meaningless life!!
--CURRENT--
[clothing]: denim jacket, fishnet shirt, black tube top, long jeans
[hair]: long brown hair loose
[song you are in love with]: Once Upon a Dream (Anastasia)
[cd in your stereo]: AFI, Breaking Benjamin, Blue October
[mood]: Apathetic
[thing you ought to be doing]: -cough-Gaara-sama-cough-
--LOVE--
[first crush]: Chris
[first kiss]: ...
[first love]: Gaara ^^ Possibly Naru-kun...-sjifty eyes-
[do you believe in love at first sight]: yes
[do you believe in "the one"]: no and yes. destiny rules us but we can leave the flow and choose our own path and relation
[are you a tease]: maayyyybbe
[would you ever commit yourself to someone 100%]: maybe...
--ARE YOU--
[honest]: pff maybe why?
[sarcastic]: me sarcastic? noooooooooooooo not at ALL
[a daydreamer]: hell yeah
[up tight or laid back]: both
[messy or organized]: really really messy
[shy our outgoing]: neither cuz im good like that ^^
--RANDOM--
[nervous habits]: scratch teeth with fingernail
[are you double jointed]: yes
[can you roll your tongue]: you bet...why?
[do you make your bed daily]: no
[which shoe goes on first]: uhhhhh....
--IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU--
[bought something]: naruto cards...hot topic crap
[been sick]: yes
[sang]: yes
[missed someone]: YES T_T
[gotten drunk]: maybeeee
[gotten a haircut]: no
[watched cartoons]: i live with two younger siblings. u do the math -_-
[been kissed]: yesh
[lied]: yes
--LAST PERSON THAT--
[you spent the night with]: ...rya
[spent the night with you]: right now actually....rya
[saw you cry]: rya
[made you cry]: my mom and LIFe its FREAKING self
[you said "i love you" to]: ...gaara
[told you they loved you]: .....see 'above'
--WHAT IS--
[the best feeling in the world]: accomplishment
[the worst feeling in the world]: loneliness, sorrow, hatred etc. etc.
[your greatest fear]: being alone,hated and being in certain solitude
[the thing you want most in life]: ...to go back
