Thursday, March 15, 2007

My Yaoi Rant!
Crystal's Rant

Yaoi

Yaoi. You know what? I've noticed, not on this site in particular, but I've noticed that there are a lot of people who frown on yaoi.

Why?

Because they have issues.

I personally am a SasuNaru fan.

Now I don't want to get messages saying,

"Oh my GOD! How could you like them together? It's sacrilegious!" or "Eww, how can they be together?!"

It's quite simple.

There are more hints in the series for SasuNaru then SasuSaku. Personally, Sasuke and Naruto make a much cuter couple than Sasuke and Sakura.

Naruto's spunky, hyper, and nice.

Sakura's rude, mean, and pink.

I love that pairing, it's awesome.

How can I like it?

Easy.

Who gives the best effort to get Sasuke back when Sasuke runs away to Orochimaru?

Naruto.

It shows that they mean a lot to each other, but some RETARDS are too dense too see that!

And SERIOUSLY, there are MORE HINTS!

Jesus Christ.

And if you do send me hate mail, I'll tell you, you can SHOVE IT UP YOUR TIGHT ASS! Okay?

*waves an 'I LOVE SASUNARU' flag*

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Moving right along.

*flips up list*

Haruno Sakura

I am a Sakura basher. I hate Sakura.

Hate.

Hate.

Hate.

Hate.

HATE!!! CRYSTAL IS A SASUKE FANGIRL! *spazz*" I don't want to see that either.

I love Sasuke, yes, but if I had the opportunity, I would never stalk him.

For all you know, I could be a NARUTO fangirl. *cough-cough-hint-hint*

How?

Because, I hate Sakura for

A: Beating up on Naruto constantly.

B: Never appreciating Naruto.

C: Being a stalker.

D: Pink hair.

E: The attitude.

F: Obviously Naruto's cooler.

I can't see how people IDOLIZE her! It's so CREEPY!

Naruto's much more spunky, nice, happy, and ignores glares from the villagers.

When Sakura gets rejected its, 'ZOMG! WHY ALWAYS! Time to start over!'

She should get it through her THICK FOREHEAD that Sasuke will NEVER EVER NEVER like her!

I like Inner Sakura, she is the cool half of Sakura. She's stronger than Sakura herself, and mostly detained!

Although the Sasuke infatuation should DROP!

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NEXT!

*flips page of list*

Harry Potter/Naruto crossovers

"You're treading on thin ice NOW!"

Am I?

Yes, I am insulting fanfic ideas.

*le GASP*

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!! ZOMG!

Feh. As if.

It pisses me off when people pair two stories as different and HARRY POTTER and NARUTO together!

It's so STUPID!

What do they have in common?

NO-TH-ING!

It's stupid to put them together and people who do need to GET A LIFE! Naruto wasn't made in England and they HAVE NOT, ARE NOT, AND WILL NEVER BE WIZARDS!

So,

GET

A

GRIP!

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I know everyone hates this...

*flips page*

CHAIN LETTERS!

Chain letters, CHIAN LETTERS!

I

Hate

Chain

Letters

'PLEASE HELP SAVE ANIME!'

PUH-LEASE!

Anime ain't goin no place!

The people who believe that are just out of ideas and no this hits a nerve. Seriously, if anime were going somewhere, 77.8% of the population would be on STRIKE!

'If you don't send this to how ever many jackasses, a clown will be by your bedside and kill you.'

*cough**hack*ADUMBASSWOULDBELIEVETHAT*cough**wheeze*

Sorry, I must be coming down with something...

SERIOUSLY, no one will KILL YOU when you're asleep because you didn't send a CHAIN LETTER!

The next one I get, I'm sending it back with a-

Big

Fat

'FUCK YOU'

Written on it.

Fuckers.

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CONTINUING!

Story Bashers and Authors Who Get Emofied Cos of One Message

*flips page*

When someone decides, 'Oh that story is horrible' and they comment about it and say 'YOU STUPID FUCKER! I HATE YOUR STORIES STOP WRITING!'

That

Pisses

Me

Off!!!!

Especially when the author takes that ONE comment and stops their stories!

If it's one or two comments out of HUNDREDS OF OTHERS that like the series, WHY STOP?! It's STUPID!

It's just ONE COMMENT!

Obviously, THEY'RE RETARDS for ruin your SELF ESTEEM!

I have done this before, and then I think,

'Why'd I stop that story again? Oh yeah because a fucker told me it sucked...Wait...one? WHAT A RETARD I AM! I must go continue the series and repost it.'

SO STOP BROODING!

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ZOMG! Crystal is being so MEAN so EVIL and so HORRIBLE!

I'm just pointing out a few flaws.

I HAVE FLAWS!

I have more flaws than anyone on this site!

I'm boarder line personality and manic depressive, I get Emo a lot and I'm easily pissed. But these things on this page annoy me to know end!

I'm sorry if that offends any of you.

Go ahead and message me saying,

"Crystal you are the sorriest FUCK and POOREST excuse for a human being!"

Frankly, I don't care.

I don't care at all.

So, good day to you all! I'll be checking my messages for hate mail!

~Crystal
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