*Still having uncontrollable laughter* You guys have to read this!!!:
SCHISM // "Ask Sasuke!"
MOVED! Ask Sasuke! has moved to Ask Sasuke
and Naruto! Yes, now you can get Naruto's point of view on... stuff. XD Anyways,
go! The past questions and replies will be left here for all the world to see :333. Note that questions submitted on March 1st are posted there. So go if you want to see~!!
Sasuke. What's up with you and Sakura? She totally wants you to take her virginity. O_o -Domo
Sasuke: THERE IS NOTHING UP WITH ME AND SAKURA! I am only focusing on killing Itachi. And stuff. That doesn't have to do with Naruto or anything because I'm on lent
until Itachi is DEAD by MY hands! And yes, I'm on lent. Just don't tell anyone that the prodigy Uchiha who-is-better-than-everyone-else is on lent >_>. *hunts you down*
Sasuke~!! "Most sane answer"? Hah! Don't make me laugh! ... *silence.* But um... Sasuke. >_> I've gotta.. friend... that is totally in love with this other guy... but he is disencouraged
'cuz the the guy keeps on saying "dobe" to him!! Like like, what does it mean?! >_<"
Sasuke: Naruto... Okay. ... Your friend doesn't happen to be Sakura, does it? Because he she isn't your friend. No offense meant. Anyways, how am I supposed to know
what to do?! I'm ONLY 12 ... 15!! Anyways, "dobe" means deadlast and that the guy doesn't want anything to do you with your friend probably because your friend is a weakling
like you, dobe.
Do you prefer being on top tonight? - Orochimaru
Sasuke: AHHHH WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?! Of course I wouldn't want to be on top. ... I mean, it's not like I'd want to be on the bottom either. I mean... WHY WOULD I SCREW
AROUND WITH YOU?! Now go away before I pull a restraining order on you!! Geez. >|
Anooouu...**pokes index fingers together** Sasuke-Kun, I have a problem...I really like this guy, but he likes another girl. Should I just stand back in the shadows, or should I destroy
the other girl? I mean...Talk to her. Yeah...**shifty-eyes** - Hinata
Sasuke: I say that you should DESTROY THE OTHER GIRL!!!1! Because killing is fun. ... Yeah. Well, staying in the shadows is nice too because people who stay in the shadows
are better than everyone else. coughLIKE MEcoughcough
EVERYONE HATES ME BECASUE I'M FAT!!!11 Everyone loves you more than themselves, tell me how I can make people like me more!!! - Chouji
Sasuke: NO ONE LOVES ME BECAUSE ITACHI KILLED THEM ALL!! *ANGST* ... Errr... Advice, yes, advice. Um. Lose weight. Excercise. Eat healthy. Then everyone WILL love
you. Teeheehheee. Subliminal messaging<3 My brother used to do that to me.
Dude, does every anime have an angsty power-hungry little bitch that turns on their allies? Just wondering, because I TOTALLY can't see one in Naruto. Especially not you, man.
- Tatsuha
Sasuke: You LIE! There IS a power-hungry little bitch and that's... ITACHI. Stupid, stupid Itachi. *oblivious to the fact that Sasuke is the one who is THE power-hungry little bitch*
*Itachi is in the background snickering* Well, about the "does every anime have an angsty power-hungry little bitch that turns on their allies?" thing, I don't think I've ever seen one in
Miene Liebe. You know, that really hot anime with all the hot, sexy guys that are too busy screwing with eachother to even bother backstabbing eachother! *___* ... Did I just say that
out loud?
Everyone thinks I use Karasu as a sex-toy and not just as a weapon! TT_TT Can you help me out, man? (I mean...can I use /you/ as a sex toy instead?--...Er, no, you didn't hear that.)
- Kankuro
Sasuke: You don't use Karasu as a sex toy? - I mean... *repeats to self: "I'm here to help, I'm here to help, I'm here to help."* I say you should get another sex toy. Like...
something with a pulse, man. And not me, plzkthxbai. >_>;; *coughs*
Hm...what's it like feeling Orochimaru's tongue up your anushole, huh?! ¬_¬ -Mumbledirtyexcuseforasexslavereplacementmumblemumble.- - Anko
Sasuke: YOU'RE NOT ASKING FOR ADVICE!!!1!!1 *stabs Rio for putting "Ask Sasuke anything..."* Little bitch... e____e;; And I'm NOT a sex slave. Where do people get these
ideas of me and Orochimaru?! If you want a REAL example of master to sex slave, gotoJiraiyaandNaruto. >_> *coughs* Or TsunadeandSakura. I'm too GOOD to be the uke. And... and...
why do YOU care about Orochimaru's tongue up me anushole, eh?! Is it because you're secretly lusting for him yourself? Huh?! >|||
...You know what I'm implying, Sasuke. Don't deny the fact you like my, ahem, "snake(s)". I'll be glad to let you be on top though... that is, if you don't file the restraining order
against me. *wink, tongue snap.* - Orochimaru
Sasuke: I AM GOING TO FILE THAT RESTRAINING ORDER ON YOU, YOU PERV!! AND I SO DO NOT LIKE YOUR "snake(s)"! ... Well, not that I've seen them or
anything nor do i WANT to! Your snakes aren't so big anyways! I can take them on anyday! ... I meant the real snakes that attacked Konoha during the Chuunin exams, not ...
those... snakes... >_>;;... Orwhateverthehellyou'retalkingabout.
NA, NA, NA! SASUKEEE-CHAANNNNNN! AISHITERUUUUUUU! *squeals.* Naaa, Sasuke-chan, send me your boxers in the mail some time; I'LL... CLEAN THEM! ahahaha...
*inhales old shirt* *_* - Captain of the Sasuke Fanclub
Sasuke: HEEYY THIS ISN'T ADVICE!! *shoots Rio* I will NOT send you my boxers!! >___O! I won't send you my pants, my dirty underwear, my toothbrush, my teddy, my hairgel,
my shirts, my shorts, my ANYTHING. I WON'T GIVE ANYTHING TO YOU!! Must I pull out a restraining order on you too? >|
[kazune]
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