Monday, July 16, 2007

   Sleeeeeeeep...
I haven't slept properly for a week and a half. Mine keeps waking me up with things she needs me to do...I'm going to die, at this rate! That baby will be the death of me...Better yet! Baby + Mine = Death of Keiichero "Damn Cat" Neko...wait a minute, if Mine reads this, I'm doomed T__T Well, if I'm doomed anyway, I might as well go ahead and post this...I used to be able to walk around, half-asleep, but I can't seem to do that anymore, since I can't sleep enough to begin with...Mine says's I'm delusional, I agree. The lack of sleep...eyuuu...

...That baby is due, in what, 4 months? If I last that long, I'm going to have a party. And Mine's the only one invited! And who ever Mine invites...and whoever shows up unexpectedly...Like Mom...or Dad...I seriously hope they don't show up; they'll embaress me in front of Mine and her friends...again...not that I should care, since I'm her slave, anyway.

Mine has threatened to kill me, several times, in the last week. I blame the baby...I think...Maybe it's the baby that wants me dead? Since it IS the baby that's been dictating all of Mine's actions, recently...

I woke up in a kinky position the other day. I was handcuffed to the bed...and I have no memory of this...or how it came to be...Did I get drunk...again? And was there a whore involved? =D

I've been living off of what Mine hasn't eaten. She sends me to get something craving-related, and when I get back, she dosen't want it and sends me out for something else.

My cousin Aaron had a set of triplets the other day. Two girls and a boy. Rachel, Conan, and Aki (in order of age). Rachel likes to be held alot, Conan makes a lot of noise, and Aki could care less. I like her the best ^w^ We share a common intrest: SLEEP! Kindred souls, I swear.

We got a dog the other day, so that Mine could practice her mothering skills! (I'm surprised that it hasn't died yet...>.>) It's been keeping me up...yet ANOTHER reason why I'm surprised I haven't died yet. It's a small mutt that we found at the pound...they practically paid us to take her home! I didn't understand why we couldn't get a boy dog! And then Mine explained to me the squirting problem...>.> This is what I get for having rabbits all my life...well, that, and badly scarred wrists ^^ Those rabbits sure did hate me!

We are going to paint the baby room....ummm...*insert color here* ...yeah...we haven't decided yet. Mine hasn't brought up the topic...although I say we should paint it the color of sleep!

We went a furniture store yesterday and they kicked me out because I couldn't pay for the vase I broke...^^; I must've been extra sleepy...

Does "hyper" have anything to do with sleep? Mine called me her "Hyper Kitteh Kat" yesterday, after scolding me about the $15 vase...

I got this funny call the other day. Someone called and told me to "Pass the ham" in a creepy whisper...and then hung up. The number was a private, and they called again this afternoon, saying "My Love-Bunny's gonna eat j00!" and then hung up...I have a sneaking suspicion that Risa (my older sister) has been the one behind the prank calls...it could've been Elli (another sister)...Although, Risa's "love-bunny" (if she calls him that) could care less about her...and thinks she's stalking him (which she is), as he has a fiance.

If you don't mine (and even if you do), I'm going to go sleep now! =P

~Keii
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