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Saturday, March 13, 2004


   Homeless, and driving a bus!
Dudes Funny thing happened today. A homeless dude drove the city bus. Yup, thats wat i said, a homeless man drove the freaking bus Lets hear it one more time. A-HOME-LESS-MAN-DROVE-THE-BUS!!!!!! *dramatic music* So this is what happened. My sister (22 yrs.) was taking the bus home, everything was normal. Now in Montreal, the bus drivers like to occasionally stop at one of the bus stops, leave the bus, and go take a leak (u know, water the flowers). So while the driver is doing this, the bus is unattended. I guess we're just surrounded by honest people huh. So today thats what the driver did. And there was this homeless dude that was half crazy on the bus, and he was like yelling some things...and she thought he was talking to someone, but then my sis realized that she'd been at the same stop for a while, so the bus drive must have went to take a piss. So then they were all waiting for the driver to come back, and suddenly the homeless dude goes 'Hey theres no bus driver, shes gone, so i'm forced to drive the bus!!' Jesus Christ. A couple of ppl got off the bus at this point, cursing and things like that. She didn't think he was really gonna drive the thing, so she stayed stayed...and couple of other people stayed too. The dude tried to drive the bus...he closed the doors and press the gas but the bus didn't budge. My sis thought maybe he'd get out of the damn driver's seat. I guess not. When the light turned green again, he tried to drive it and this time it worked....lol...My sis was like whoa...hes driving it By now everyone was freaking out and wanting to get off the bus...haha...but the dude drove by 2 stops and didn't stop...lol. He finally stopped after someone rang the bell...and they all got off. Luckily, there was a police car parked near by and someone went to tell them about the runaway bus By that time, the dude drove off with the bus and was almost out of sight. I wonder what happened to the real driver Funny stuff man, funny stuff. Anyhow, thats my highlight of the day.....have a good weekend everyone blog ya latas...
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