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myOtaku.com: Keiko Inchihara
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Saturday, July 1, 2006
Certain guidelines for an all-you-can-eat-sushi night
- Bring friends who can EAT.
Pansies who are too afraid to go beyond their limits cannot eat leftover sushi (some places charge you extra for every piece ordered that you can't finish)
- Don't eat during the day. Duh.
[edit]: So many people think that not eating before is the way to go. It's soooo wrong. The stomach's a muscle man, you gotta exercise it. give it a little something to work on! Some crackers or chips! Then you'll see some REAL eating at a buffet.
- Don't drink your water while eating.
That water's going to fill up your belly fast. Ever noticed how fast the waiters are when it comes to filling up your glass of water? I think it's a plan to get you full quicker! Those scheming bastards.
- Sit as close to the bathroom as possible and have extra pockets.
In the case where your table ordered more sushi that it can handle, subtly put all sushi in your pockets and flush them in the bathroom. DO NOT LOOK SUSPICIOUS. Also check if the toilet is working before dumping all unwanted sushi into it.
- Order kamikaze rolls ('cause they're so damn good).
KI
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