hey there guys!!i was up at 7:30 this mornin!!!it sux cuz its sunday and i never get to sleep in!!!i was talking to my bff's boyfriend and i showed him a pic of me an he said i had some tits!!! lol i will show you the pic!!!lol so yeah umm other than that i was eating kix this mornin and i had a waffle or 2!!! blueberry!!! lol i have issues!!my dog is the biggest bby ever!! jut hought u should know!! this post is very randomn!! i am very randomn!!well i really have nothing ot post about so i will take my leave and give you some pics and stuff!!
PEACE AND LOVE IM OUTTY!!
~goober~
9 SEXY FACTS:
1.)Males, on average, think about sex every 7 seconds.
2.)"Ithyphallophobia" is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
3.)Marilyn Monroe, the most celebrated sex icon of the 20th century, confessed to a friend that despite her three husbands and a parade of lovers, she had never had an orgasm.
4.)Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate
5.)A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew and it is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky...unless of course, you played 'pig-tipping'.
6.)The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7.)Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
8.)Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up(if you use a condom). It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
9.)Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
Question:
Ok, so your trapped in a dugeon and have no way out. The guy that kidnapped you is going to rape you 10 times later on that nite!! (and yes this goes for guys and girls) so wat do you do get raped 10 times and get away when he goes to sleep or try to dig a tunnel out of the stone wall with spoon? either way i think youll get raped!!
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Do you play by the rules?
DAREDEVIL DIVA:Wow! You are daring, rebel girl. You laugh in the face of danger, authority and common sense. Gutsy, you show others how to be impulsive without remorse. Just make sure to take the proper precautions before you go base-jumping off the Empire State Building! Youre not invincible.
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