Wednesday, January 11, 2006

I like cereal. Si, I like potatoes...I LIKE CEREAL!!!!
Do not be fooled with the deceptivity of this post. I loathe cereal and all associated with it. Good day to you.

HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!!!
How are all you?! I am totally wired!!!!!!!!!I simply do not know why. My sister wants to be a whirling dervish! Huzzah! Today in school, a rabbit peed on my friend. It was hilarious!!! No lie. I HATE how there are so many ways to spell lie. It's stupid. New Mythbusters at 9:00!! I love that show!! THIS ALL HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GGUUUAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now guargh has a lot to do with anime. Thats the noise characters make when they get hit. Seriously! I just choked!! My life flashing before my eyes was way to mundane. Too many repeats on TV. Damn. Time to do something about that!!*montage of me doing various life-enriching things, like planting flowers and drowning kittens* My life is worth something now!!! ummmmm.....That's it. Go away. I don't want you reading this anymore. Seriously, get the hell away from the screen. Do it!! Do it or the girl Dies!!!
Girl: Oh no, save me!!Whaa!!!
Me:Bang!
Girl: Guargh!!*dies*
Me: I told you to get away from the screen

From an eternal servant of the Golgari Guild,
Ketchup Alchemist

P.S. No kittens or girls were harmed in the making of this post.
I wish Hilary Clinton was, however. Does she even constitute as a woman anymore?
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Saturday, December 31, 2005

Do you like movies about gladiators?
HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!!!
How art thou? Good? Its been a while since I last did a post, but that's just how the world works. I had a fantastic Christmas!!! I got two anime DVDs (Cowboy Bebop Remix and Cromartie) and a Bebop CD box set!! So much awesome music. I also got We love katamari. It is perhaps the greatest game ever. You can roll up France!!! FRANCE!!
It rocks. I also got Airplane (the movie, and reason for title)
and a bunch of other things. My sister and I got the Jing box set from Fire Fist Ace as a present! It's a good series.
Now, for the problem of New Years. Did you know, that according to the Mayans, the world ends in 2012? Whatever. I suppose my resolution is to continue breaking the limits of awesomeness, and get my license!!
Then I can do stuff!!! Yipee!!
Birthday is in two months!! Double yipee!!

See you later, and don't forget to eat lotsa ketchup before midnight!!!

P.S. I don't know if anyone here cares, but Guildpact is coming fast too!!! Go Gruul!!!Go Izzet!!
Go Orzhov!!
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Saturday, December 24, 2005

Kwismiss is wuined fowevow!!!!! (Christmas is ruined forever!!!!!)
HO!HO!HO!HO!
Hi all you otaku out there!!! Merry christmas!!!!(or whatever you celebrate) I'm here to tell you how my sister ruined christmas...

It was a sunny yet chilly day. I'd gone to school, saved the queen from ninjas (again) and was now eager to bake some christmas cookies. My mom made the mix, and seperated the dough into different bowls for coloring. I did classic green, and my sister did red. It kept coming out pink, though. So in her infinite "wisdom" she took neon blue food coloring and added it to the mixture. You know what neon blue and pink make? Gray. Thats right, gray christmas cookies. Needless to say, she blew christmas joy and happiness right out the freakin window. Oh well, it is christmas, so I suppose I'll go forgive her.

Thanks for reading, and send me all the crap you get!!!Eat lotsa ketchup on that christmas turkey!! Bye!!!
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Friday, December 9, 2005

Eye of the Tiger!!

HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!
Holy crap, its been a really long time since I wrote something. But I have a snow day today!!! now, lets get down to business.

I have decided to write about.....Rock Lee!!! He's only the coolest ninja in Naruto. (kakashi is a very close second)
I wish I could do all those awesome kicks and punches. But I am far too lazy. If you are reading this and haven't seen the Rock lee/Gaara fight, stop reading and go download it. NOW. It is one of the best fights I have ever seen. In the beginning, Gaara is kicking ass (because of that damn sand shield), but then Lee takes off some weights he was wearing. Temari just laughs and taunts him, telling him a little weight won't make a difference. But it's not just a little weight. KAPOW!!! Lee kicks Gaara right in the head, cracking the sand shield!!!! I won't tell you how the fight ends, but Lee goes all super saiyan in the end and beats the crap out of Gaara. Also see the fight where Lee gets totally wasted. It's hilarious.

In short everyone should appreciate Lee a little more. Sure, he has big eyebrows, but so do I!! And I'm still cuddly!!*self-conciously adjusts eyebrows*
Bye everybody!!
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Friday, November 18, 2005

What do I write about?
HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!!!
Hello all you people!! I would like to write about something, but I'm not sure what. So, I'll give you guys three choices, comment on which one you want, and I'll write about it!! Okay, here we go!!
1) Luffy's attacks
2) Rock Lee
3) My stupid School

Have fun!!
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Monday, November 14, 2005

Delays, Delays, Delays...
HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!!!
This holiday season makes me quiver with displeasure.(yes, quiver)My favorite series has been delayed!!!! Poor Twilight Princess, she needs rescueing!!
I'll save you!!! *flies to the japanese nintendo headquarters*

Shigeru Miyamoto: Sorry, you can't have it yet.

Me: Oh yeah? Bring it!!!

Shigeru: It is very unwise to displease a GOD!!!!!* Lighting bolts shoot out of his hands, and He eats lots of super mushrooms. Oh, he can shoot fireballs too.*

Me: Oh snap!!!* runs back to U.S.*

Well, that was quick. I guess I'll wait. Oh, and Kingdom Hearts 2 was postponed as well. My sister is very upset. Bye!!!

P.S. Yes, I ran across the Pacific. Ha!!
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Tuesday, November 8, 2005

I wonder...
HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!!!
I finally got over the fact that Greed died and then the stupid mall gets rid of my favorite store to make way for a banana republic! It fills me with rage!!!... well, at least it wasn't the anime store..

Today I am undertaking an experiment to see what happens when I drop a bouncy ball on the keyboard. Here we go!!

wehgfj...quywewiutye...666...your mother sucks..okay, satan ball, I'll stop you right there. HOLY LANCE!!!

Satan ball: NOOOOOO!!!!!!*shrivel*

Glad that's over. see you next time, and eat lotsa ketchup!!!

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Sunday, November 6, 2005

   A eulogy to Greed
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to mourn the passing of our favorite homunculi, Greed.

He passed away last evening during a fight with Edward Elric.
He may have been a jerk at times, but he was the nicest homunculi. He had many loyal friends, who were with him until the end. He did kidnap Al, but he let him go.

Goodbye Greed. We'll miss your sharp-toothed smile, your neat glasses, and those awesome pointy boots.

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Monday, October 31, 2005

HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!
HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!!!

Sorry about the lack of posts for those who bother reading this. My stupid computer is so slow!!!

It's Halloween!!! Yeah!! I carved this neat looking pumpkin. I've decided not to go trick-or-treating though. We moved recently, and I don't want to walk all the way through the woods just to get to town.

So, thanks for reading this, and hope you've got a good costume. Have fun tonight!!! MUHAHAHA!!!
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Wednesday, October 26, 2005

The good, the bad, and the Usopp
HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!!!
Sure doesn't feel like Wensday to me. Well whatever. Hi to anyone who is reading this!! I've come to discuss one of the most strange and unique characters out there. If you couldn't tell from the title, I'm talking about Usopp.

What exactly is Usopp anyway? Why did two of the most ugly people in One Piece (Yasopp and Usopp's mom) decide to do it and birth this guy? The world may never know. His nose is really strange. If I had a nose like that, I'd lop it off. Even with these deformities, He's one of my fav. characters. He's just so unique!! He's a bloody coward. No heroes these days are. He's also rather weak. He just makes me cringe and laugh at the same time. Captain Usopp!!!

Well, thats all folks. Eat Ketchup!!
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