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• 1990-02-01
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• 2005-10-12
Occupation
• Unemployed and loving it
Real Name
• Indiana Jones (Not lying. Parents are crazy. Don't make fun of me!)

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• Was on schools match wits. Saved the Queen from ninjas.
Anime Fan Since
• I saw pokemon
Favorite Anime
• Fullmetal Alchemist ( you can only have one favorite!! That's why it's a favorite! Its unique!)
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• To break the limits of awesomeness
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• Magic (the card game) and Anime!! And Ketchup.
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• Eating Ketchup, Navigating, rumrunning




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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

I like cereal. Si, I like potatoes...I LIKE CEREAL!!!!
Do not be fooled with the deceptivity of this post. I loathe cereal and all associated with it. Good day to you.

HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!!!
How are all you?! I am totally wired!!!!!!!!!I simply do not know why. My sister wants to be a whirling dervish! Huzzah! Today in school, a rabbit peed on my friend. It was hilarious!!! No lie. I HATE how there are so many ways to spell lie. It's stupid. New Mythbusters at 9:00!! I love that show!! THIS ALL HAS LITTLE TO DO WITH ANIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GGUUUAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now guargh has a lot to do with anime. Thats the noise characters make when they get hit. Seriously! I just choked!! My life flashing before my eyes was way to mundane. Too many repeats on TV. Damn. Time to do something about that!!*montage of me doing various life-enriching things, like planting flowers and drowning kittens* My life is worth something now!!! ummmmm.....That's it. Go away. I don't want you reading this anymore. Seriously, get the hell away from the screen. Do it!! Do it or the girl Dies!!!
Girl: Oh no, save me!!Whaa!!!
Me:Bang!
Girl: Guargh!!*dies*
Me: I told you to get away from the screen

From an eternal servant of the Golgari Guild,
Ketchup Alchemist

P.S. No kittens or girls were harmed in the making of this post.
I wish Hilary Clinton was, however. Does she even constitute as a woman anymore?
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