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Wednesday, January 25, 2006

It's my new alignment ability. FOWL LANGUAGE!!!!!
HEY!HEY!HEY!HEY!!!...Turkey!
Hi everybody! I just finished reading The Hound of the Baskervilles (awesome book by the way, pick it up) and I'm in the mood for a bit of sleuthing! Come Watson! We're on the case!

So, the first mystery, and one that relates to a good friend of mine. Is Rock Lee hiding a small guinea pig in that massive brow of his? There have been multiple eyewitness accounts, and a blurry photo has been procured from the film of Mrs. Darsha Wallingford, who while vacationing in Konohagakure, spotted something unusual. "I saw something fuzzy out of the corner of my eye, and took out my camera as quickly as I could," She later recalls. After intense scrutiny, I have concluded there are no small animals in his eyebrows (though there is a lot of dandruff)

The seconed mystery! Can Brock of Pokemon fame open his eyes? No one in recent memory has seen his pupils. This has led many people to believe brock has no eyes at all, and walks around by echo-location. Well, that's false. The truth is, Brock is a zombie.

Last mystery! WTF is up with Evangelion's ending? Well, thankfully I know the answer. It's...*starts hacking and coughing* Oh no! the dreaded *cough* Asuka curse! Guuaargh!*dies*

Thank god I was able to install my psyche into this clone at the last minute. Unfortunatly, I don't remember what that ending was about.

Thats all, and don't forget not to go onto the moor alone at night!

P.S. The Asuka curse happens when someone figures out the ending of evangelion. They die, so no one can know the dark secret...

......Cock!
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