Tuesday, August 9, 2005

   I have returned... again
Ok I'll admit it, it wasn't just your imagination, I actually did disappear for a week this time. Scold me if you must, but I shall either ignore it or hunt you down and punch you in the nose.

Anyway, what's been happening people? Let me check my last post and I'll fill you in on what has happened since... *words, words, words, scrolly, scrolly, scrolly*... oh yeah the whole dating thing. It's going well, in fact I think my ban on dating friends may have been misguided. Because I don't have to spend near as much money, instead of all of that prelimenary, doing stuff in public to get to know the person crap, we usually end up renting a movie and hanging out here or at her house. And considering that I'm a cheap basterd, I'm loving it.

What else now? Oh yeah school starts back a week from thursday, *shudder* so I'll probably be getting back to regular posts around that time. I'm really dreading it, I've still got to move all of my crap into my new apartment. Earlier tonight I was pulling some stuff out of my closet that I piled in there back in may, and I found my annual from my senior year of high school. And I can't even figure out who half the people who signed it are. It's only been four years, you'd think I could remember some of them, but no.

Hmmm well I don't guess there are any other major events from the past week, I'll probably keep popping in every so often, just to keep you on your toes, anywho so I guess we'll see you people around.
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Monday, August 1, 2005

   To the victor goes the spoils
Hmm well all in all a pretty good weekend. I finished the harry potter book yesterday. Now I want to say stuff about it, but some people would probably get pretty mad about it. So if you want to talk about it then feel free to pm cause no one I know has read it yet, and I'm stuck with all of these little theories.

Well a bunch of us went over to a friends house today, they cooked hamburgers and whatnot. Then we played a board game called scene it. I kicked them all around (the bunch of no talents) Oh and my advice on not dating friends, I've apparently said to hell with it, cause we were pretty flirty over there, so I asked her out and made it all official. So yeah I'm a hypocrite.

Anyway I guess thats all that has happened this weekend out of the ordinary, so take it easy you bums.
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Friday, July 29, 2005

   How's it going folks?
Welp today was pretty good, I didn't have to get around to do my work too early, so when I got back from running I went back to bed for a couple of hours. And man I tell you that was nice.

And other than that (and the fact that I did not spontaneously combust) I didn't do much of anything. Although I did go see War of the Worlds this evening with a friend. *shifty eyes* Ok the whole thing seemed a lot like a date. Which I don't like dating friends, cause it can ruin other friendships and it makes things way too complicated. But no redo's right. Anywho the movie was great, but there were a couple of scenes that had me going wtf. Like when all of the electronics were fried, but one guy amazigly has a video camera that works perfectly.

Oh and if you were lucky enough to get a comment from me today, then more than likely you got a speech, cause I was doing some talking on here, just kinda one of those days I guess. Welp I'm gonna be on my way, we'll see ya'll around.
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Thursday, July 28, 2005

   Man subjects are getting harder to come up with.
I think my body is in the process of destroying itself. I don't know if its the getting up at six, or the running, or all of the work I've been doing in the scorching heat. But my legs hurt a lot of the time, I spend most of the time being generally tired, and my left wrist is trying to implode upon itself (the traitor). So if I don't update for a few days just asume that I spontaneously combusted and am dead.

I read for like five hours straight this evening. I finally got around to getting the new harry potter book, but I've got a rule that I won't start a new book until I finish an old one (which usually isn't a problem cause I almost never read) But I was reading Diamonds are Forever and I forced myself to finish it before I started harry potter. And it was kinda odd cause they're both british books, so I've been on this strange british reading binge today. And I kinda keep slipping into an irish accent. Which is actually a good segues, because tiggerola asked where the nickname soberirish came from. And it's from back in high school when I drank all the time I once claimed to be sober (I wasn't) and someone corrected me, so I said I was sober for an irishman, and the name stuck. Plus a lot of the time when drinking I would talk with an irish accent. Eh well I'm sure there was more to talk about, but I don't really remember, and I'm kinda sleepy, so I'll be moving on now.
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Tuesday, July 26, 2005

   Hmmm what would be a good subject?
Welp just another day of cutting grass and whatnot. Although I did work on the mustang a little today. Oh and on a sidenote. It's f'ing hot out there. I think its been over 100 for the past three days, and combine that with like 90% humidity its hot enough to wipe out some sort of ice community or something. Ok now on to bigger better things.

I got this idea from devilsadvocate's site (I would do the whole link thing, but alas it is beyond me) Anyway, you take the last two digits of your birth year and give that many random facts about yourself. So 1983=___

1)I'm 6'2" tall.
2)My banjo's name is Wolfwood.
3)I can recite the "I am William Wallace" speech from braveheart word for word.
4)My right arm is stronger than my left, even though I'm left handed.
5)After community college, I decided whether I would continue with school by flipping a coin.
6)My full name means "Kindly Warlike Nobility".
7)I think the spleen is the funniest organ to make fun of.
8)I hate politics, because all politicians are corrupt whiny bums.
9)In highschool I was known as soberirish.
10)I've got a feeling that tacos are the best food ever created.
11)My rubber chicken's name is Stan.
12)I have an indiana jones hat.
13)Homer Simpson is my idol.
14)I've been bitten by a brown recluse spider and a snake.
15)I play golf.
16)I can't shuffle cards.
17)I think supervillain would be my ideal job.
18)I want to grow a beard like Jet's from cowboy bebop.
19)I'm a Christian.
20)My love for anime is starting to wane.
21)I think Clint Eastwood is probably the toughest man to ever walk the earth.
22)My lawn mower has a 60" deck.
23)Football is my favorite sport.
24)I think I've become a J-rock/J-pop freak (they make up like 80% of my playlist).
25)The best essay I ever wrote was about communism being represented in an earnest hemmingway short story, I got a B on it.
26)I hate math.
27)I want to learn how to box.
28)Working at the home depot is the only real job I've ever had.
29)I have no sympathy for, well anything really.
30)I've always wanted to be Curly for Haloween, but I can't get my friends to be larry and moe.
31)I drink about four bottles of water a day.
32)I don't drink anymore.
33)I held a ping pong tournament a few years ago, and won it.
34)The last time I read my horoscope it said "people will be amazed by your fierce determination" and that was so cool that I've never read it again.
35)I get kinda paranoid about wasps.
36)I'm allergic to poison ivy.
37)I think winter is my favorite season.
38)I really hate going to college.
39)I really hate reality tv.
40)I bite my fingernails alot.
41)I do not bite my toe nails.
42)I hate picketers, but I don't know how to show it.
43)I hate people as a whole, but I get along with individuals pretty well.
44)We used to play wiffle ball everyday, all summer
45)I ran over a deer last year, and if he hadn't of died from the hit, I would have beaten him severely, cause he busted up my 'splorer.
46)I'm getting pretty good at this six AM wake ups to go running.
47)I think everyone wants me to go out with the girl I go running with.
48)I have like 800 nicknames.
49)The word free is my favorite word.
50)I once dead lifted 385lbs.
51)I can remember quotes from movies that I have no business remembering.
52)My favorite insult is to call someone a "no talent".
53)I'm not a big fan of cats.
54)I've got a scar that goes through my left eyebrow from when I was five.
56)My middle name is Martin (first name kevin hence the kev-mart)
57)I have a surgical scalpal in my room.
58)I've been reading all of the james bond books lately, they're awesome.
59)My first truck would only get up to 45 mph, until the muffler fell off, then it would get up to 60.
60)People who have agendas piss me off.
61)I think my wall has more holes than my dart board.
62)I like being a farmer.
63)I think that anyone who hits women or children should have their arms broken.
64)I have a little over three weeks until school starts back.
65)I wish I was born in 1965.
66)I used to wear john deere caps until that damned ashton kutcher ruined it for us all and made it popular.
67)I once out ran a cop that I didn't know was after me.
68)I'm really starting to hate inu yasha (I'm gonna get hate mail for that one)
69)69 was my assigned parking spot number my senior year.
70)I have a block of wood that I found in a parking lot with my name carved in it, it was kinda creepy.
71)I was once run over by batman. (seriously)
72)I had a bonsai tree named Herb, until I killed him.
73)I have quit worrying about the future and just do whatever now.
74)I'm getting rather sleepy.
75)I've become a monty python addict.
76)My cell phone hates me.
77)I don't know how to use a washing machine.
78)I've researched making a sword before and realized that it is very hard.
79)I seem to be permenantly thirsty.
80)Even though I have a closet full of stuff I tend to wear the same five or six shirts over and over.
81)We used to annoy a teacher by yelling 81 out during class.
82)I don't understand kids these days, even though I am one.
83)I was voted "most likely to wind up in a mental institution" by my senior class.

Man that took a lot longer than I expected. So I'm not gonna re-read them. So if there are any spelling errors or whatnot then I'm blaming you. I'm gonna fled now.
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Thursday, July 21, 2005

   Yibidee Doo
Hmm what news from the front...

I seem to have spent the last couple of days wiping stuff out. First off I've been mowing non-stop, or spraying, either way no grass remains in my wake. Secondly wasps, I could tell they were amassing for an all out strike on me, so I pre-empted it by having massive wasp hunts and taking out as many nests as possible. I've also taken out a couple of large ant beds, but that was more because they annoyed me.

Oh and last Sunday my sister came home and got her two cats and took them back to school with her, but today she called home and had my mother go get one and bring it back here, because it had destroyed her apartment. Of the two cats I suspose I like this one more since it doesn't jump up in my lap, or shed orange hairs everywhere. But I was enjoying not having any animals wandering around the house and not having to worry about them trying to run out the door everytime I open it. Eh Hababida

Eh well bed time, I feel another early one coming on.
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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

   I wanna go back to bed!!!
Man I think this six o'clock got here quicker than all of the others have. Someone must have come and stolen a couple of hours while I was asleep. Maybe it was communists, or carnies...

Anyway, needless to say, I don't want to go running, but if I don't I'll get yelled at by someone a foot shorter than me, and that is unsettling, so I guess I'll quit complaining and go get ready...


*UPDATE*
Ok it's now like an hour or so later, we've been running, I nearly died, but I didn't. But I called before I left here and she answers with this "hellooo" my answer to that was "you are way too chipper this morning"

So yeah I survived and I want to go back to sleep, but its not gonna happen for several hours. Eh, I'm gone again.
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Monday, July 18, 2005

*shifty eyes*
What do you mean I disappeared for a week? You're all just crazy, I've been here the whole time.*shifty eyes*

Hmm... Welp I've got no real news. I've started getting up at six o'clock every morning to go running with a friend of mine. She runs track though so I'm kinda out classed, but I'm catching up.

Lets see what else... Umm a hurricane came through last week, and it has rained everyday since last monday. I'm hoping tomorrow will be nice, but who knows. Oh well I'm done, we'll see you people around...
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Friday, July 8, 2005

SPOOON!!!
I've been watching the tick again, if you don't know what the tick it, look it up. I remember this being hilarious when I was a kid, but unlike most things from back then, I still think its funny today. I won't go on about it, but seriously you should check it out. Spoon is his battle cry by the way, that should tell you more than enough about it.

Hmmm... anything special today... hmm... ran two miles... played some video games... I seem to be pushing the period button alot... I shaved... Actually that last one is kinda rare. I usually only shave like once a week and thats only because my beard gets itchy. And like most things I do that aren't natural, its all to impress a girl...

Welp much like the rest of the day, that was pointless. Which means my job here is done.
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Thursday, July 7, 2005

   I'm kinda tired
Well nothing exploded today, at least not that I know of. In fact nothing much happened all day, we got the piece of broken machinery put back together, but it was kinda rainy so we coudln't run it. Its always raining, stupid hurricanes, they think they're so tough, well I'd be tough too if I had 150mph winds at my beckon call. We don't even get much from them here, mostly just rain, but we do get lots of that. Meh...

Well I did get to go running today, I got nearly two miles, and I think that's why I'm so tired now.

Wow my arm smells really good. That good old AXE bodyspray stuff, I don't know if it helps my ladies man skills, like they say it does, but I like the smell of it. Eh well the whole lack of oxygen to the brain is starting to get to me, I'm gonna go to bed now, we'll see yall around.
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