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Monday, September 6, 2004

Why anime sucks by A.N. Roman
i got the fallowing from a guy on a site named J-Syxx, this is what he said:

"Received this by e-mail today, just felt like sharing. Gives you a window into the mind of some of the anti-nerds who hate anime. Not surprisingly, this guy is a huge nerd himself, actually discussing on his web-journal my 2 sentence e-mail that sprarked this reply. I e-mailed him because of his Amazon.com listmania that said, "DBZ is the reason why I hate all anime." This was his e-mail:

Starting out a message with "LOL"...this is going to go well already. Cyborg 009 is nothing but another pitiful attempt at anime that no one paid attention to and for good reason. Sealab 2021...you're probably a middle schooler if you like that s***. And yes, I do hate all anime, DBZ being the worst offender. Do I really have to give reasons as to why it's stupid? Just because you were so nice enough to take time out of your own day and give it to me, I think I will.

P**** battles (j-syxx's note, edited reference to male anatomy). Good guy has big p****. Bad guy has bigger p****. Good guy gets bigger penis and beats bad guy. Really, this happens a lot, especially in Dragonball Z, Inu Yasha and most Gundams. Power levels, whether they be superpowers or power of someone's equipment, is really just a metaphor for how big the characters' penises are. Dragonball Z is an obvious example. Inu Yasha is another one. At first the show was about Inu Yasha overcoming unusual odds with innovative tactics and the help of Kagome, but later the series has him winning battles by gaining new powers. That's not good writing, that's a cop-out. Gundam is another offender, as the show is usually about the bad guy and good guy arguing over who has the better mobile suit.
-The average show is not greatly enhanced by numerous shots of the female lead's panties or t*** (note, reference to female anatomy).
-Random lapses into chibism. This almost killed Kenshin for me.
-When they don't count when the person is down on a tournament. Yu Yu Hakusho mastered this.
-When they repeat the every single plot point 900 times per episode.
-That in Anime World, girls age 12 - 15 wear a D-cup.
-Hell, the fact that most characters in anime either really young or really old. How about we have somebody who has been out of puberty for a few years be the hero for once?
-The fact that something as physically and psychologically damaging as rape is treated so lightly.
-The fact that anime has a fan base that will regard anything anime as being perfect and infinitely superior to every other form of media.
-He's dead! Oh wait, nevermind. NOW he's dead! Oh wait, nevermind. Biggest offender here is DBZ.
-The squealers. It's like 90% of all girls in anime have 8-year-olds' voices.
-The typical fanboys/fangirls: "WAAAIIIII!!! Watarshi wa kaWAYEE DESUU!!!! Neko neko sugoi oishii watashi wa ushi!!!" B****, if you don't speak Japanese, don't [expletive] try to speak Japanese.
-10 episode fights.
-250 pound men who cosplay 14 year old catgirls. Scrawny, acne ridden 33 year olds who cosplay 19 year old flamboyant sex icons and WHINE AND WHINE AND WHINE about totally stupid s*** like who's prettier Sammy or Ryoko oh my god I can't believe you think Sammy I'm going to totally Moon Tiara Magic you to the next dimension as soon as I stop huddling like a little fetus in the corner of the merchandise hall, clutching at my plushy dolls and cds and t-shirts and my precious precious DVDs oh if only I had thought of that comeback in junior year when Jerry and the rest of the gang drew a penis on my face oh jesus Shinji you're the only one who understands me hi can i get a large order of fries stop making fun of me im not making fun of you im calling the manager call the f******* manager i don't care
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So thank you for wasting time just to email me and tell me how stupid you are for watching things on Cartoon Network. This shows how superior you are to me, because I am so much of a loser that I don't watch s****y cartoons that only people that touch themselves under the covers with a Gundam model watch. You have been subscribed to the Will Smith mailing list. Have fun beating off to anime and going to conventions dressed up as Sailor Goku."

-A.N. Roman
this is what i say: f***k you A.N. Roman.
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