Tuesday, November 27, 2007

50 ways 2 annoy ur parents.
50 ways to annoy your parents.
1.Scream,"Liar!",after everything they say.
2.After everything you say whisper,"Lemons".
3.While they are watching tv go infront of it and sing,"I like to move it move it".
4.Throw skittles at them and yell"Taste the Rainbow!!".
5.Yell,"Mom mom mom!" and when she says what say,"Hi!".
6.Follow a parent around the house and when they ask why you are doing it say,"I'm bored".
7.Go ring the door bell then run back inside.
8.Whenever your mom backs up make beeping noises.
9.Whenever something wierd happens break into song.
10.Quote Austin Powers.
11.Whenever you see a bug scream at the top of your lungs.
12.Throw a stick at one of them and yell"Fetch!".
13.Whenever you take a bath yell"Help I'm drowning!".
14.Moo when they say your name.
15.Run around with a lamp shade on you head yelling"The sun is dieing!".
16.Run into the walls repeatedly.
17.Have nervous break downs at random moments.
18.When they are on the phone follow then and say stuff like"I gotta pee".
19.Snort when you laugh and then laugh even harder.
20.Just start laughing for no reason.
21.Pluck out someone's hair and yell,"D.N.A!!".
22.Have twenty imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
23.Anwser the phone saying,"City Morgue".
24.Try to climb up a wall.
25.Make animal noises at night and when they come to see what's wrong pretend to be asleep.
26.When you're talking to them start acting like you're slowly turning into Bigfoot.
27.Say your pet is mocking you and then chase it around the house.
28.Hold their hand and whisper,"I see dead people".
29.Ask them quietly"Pardon me,do you happen to have any..." and then yell"SHOELACES???"
30.Pretend to be on the phone when they are talking to you.
31.Try to swim on the floor.
32.Call them by their real name instead of mom or dad.
33.Do the moon walk in front of the T.v.
34.Have mood swings every 10 seconds.
35.In the middle of the night walk along the hallway until they wake up.
36.Pretend to have your iPod on duper loud and pretend not to hear what they say.
37.Do the air guitar in front of the t.v.
38.Go on strike in your parents room shouting"Raise my allowence,raise my allowence!!"
39.Go on stike in front of your house dor no reason.
40.Stand next to one of them and yell"Eew you farted" and then walk far away.
41.Right before you leave a restaraunte tell them loudly"Thank you for the meal kind strangers,now I will go".
42.Wear your parents clothes.
43.Tap your Mom's shoulder a bunch of times saying"Mom,mom,mom" Then when she says what say"I forgot"
44.If they go out rearrange all the furnature in the house and hang the pictures upside down.
45.Obsess about eating pastry.
46.Crash the car and say" The leprachauns made me do it!"
47.Switch all the letters on their keyboard so they type gibberish.
48.Squirt ketchup on the walls and call it art.
49.When your parents call your name scream"I DIDN'T DO IT!!!"
50.When they get super mad at you start singing"You are my sunshine!"
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