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Saturday, August 13, 2005


  Here are some of my faverite sayings(it may be long):

Practice makes perfect. But nobody is perfect. So why practise?

Everybody has a photo-graphic memory, some people just don't have film.

When darkness calls, I answer. When my mother calls, I hide!

The one who scratches ass, should not bite finger-nails.

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population.

When on the ladder of success, don't let boys look up your dress!

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

Never tell your mom her diet's not working.

-All for now! I know, i know. Some were mean. Which was YOUR faverite?

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