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Friday, December 31, 2004


   Story.......once again! ^^

its about 10 o'clock at night and we're all in the limo ready to go.

me: man! im so nervous! with all those-

sora: we know. it aint supper easy.

kairi: yea but lf ya keep telling urself its gunna be okay then ull be fine.

sango: shes right kayu. the more u worry the more it gets to u.

me: i know, i know. ill try to not let it get to me.

goofy: good.

driver: lady kayu. we are here. off in the back?

me: yes. thank you.

we all get out of the car and we walk in. the gaurd doesnt let everyone else in cause they dont have a pass. i tell him that they're allowed in and he lets them in.

some person: lagy kayu! ur on in just a few minutes!

me: okay. u guys go ahead and take ur seats out front.

everyone: good luck kayu!

me: thanx u guys!

they take their seats and i get ready to face all those pple. u guessed it! im about to sing on satge in front of millions of pple and in front of my friends. ask SESSHOMARUfreak, she knows i wanted to this. shes heard me sing. but only in japanese. hehe. TBC......

these would of been a couple more dresses or close to them that i would of worn.

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Thursday, December 30, 2004


   Heres the new story!!! enjoy!!!!!

its around 7 o'clock at night and everyone is getting ready to help kayu for her big night.

kairi: wake up sora! c'mon wake up! c'mon its the big day! we gotta get ready and help kayu! she's freaked! c'mon wake up!!

sora: alright, alright i hear ya. im getting up, im getting up.

kairi and sora rush downstairs and see that eveyone else is already up.

kagome: kairi can u go to the cleaners and get kayu's last outfit. its the most important one that she needs for tonight.

kairi: sure no prob!

goofy: me and donald will go with her. ya never know when that axel guy is still out there.

kairi: thanx u guys. now lets get going.

kagome: inuyasha u get the dinner so we dont have to worry about eating over there

inu: okay.

miroku: me and shippo will come with u

inu: yea fine watever

kagome: me and sango will finish up here.

sora: wat can i do?

kagome: u can cheak on kayu. she really freaked about tonight, maybe u can calm her down.

sora:*nods head* okay

sora walks upstairs to cheak up on me. he knocks on the door and i allow him in.

sora: woah.

me: hehe.

sora: u have to wear THAT tonight?

me: yea. it wasnt really my choice though, ya know.

sora: yea well at least its not the only thing ur wearing tonight.

me: hehe yea. ^^

sora: maybe we should head downstairs. i think inuyasha is back.

me:*nods head* kay.

we walk back down the stairs and everyone is amazed. we eat and then we get ready to go.

me:*tonight is the big night for me and i cant mess up.*

shippo: can anyone on theotaku guess wat the big night is for kayu? good luck! ull have to wait till Friday to find out! hehe.

TBC......
ik its a pic of chi that i messed around with but it was the closest to the dress that i wore.

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Wednesday, December 29, 2004


   More of the stroy!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^^

unknown: that wont work little puppy.

everyone: HUH?!?!?!?!

inu: who the hell are u?!?!

unknown: none of ur buisness little dog. im here for sora and kayu.

sora & me: WHAT?!?!?! wat do u want with us?!?!?!

unknown: i want ur powers.

sora: wat kinda stupid want is that?! u cant take our powers!

me: my thoughts exactly. why would u want our powers............Axel!!!!!

sora: AXEL?!?!?!?! wat the..?!

axel: so u knew it was me. give me the keyblades.

sora & me: not on our lives!!!!!!!

axel: fine. ur choice. but i warn u it wasnt a good one!*flings out his weapons*

sora and i stand in fighting position once again with both our keyblades and get ready to fight axel.

axel: well this isnt very fair now is it. two againset one.

riku: ill help axel.

sora & me: WHAT?!?!?! RIKU?!

everyone: HUH?!

axel: well thank u riku.

me: fine! we'll take u both down! im sry but we must.

we start the fight. i fight riku and sora fights axel. inu, goofy, and donald want to help but we continue to tell them to stay back. the fight goes on and i finally knock riku out and asist sora. we use our most powerful attacks and defeat axel.

me: that was some workout. lets get riku inside. he wasnt holding back on me so i did the same.

sora: right. c'mon.

inu: ill take him in

kagome: and ill make him sumthin so he gets his strength back

goofy: gwarsh that must of been hard.

sora & me: yea

shippo: everyone! dont be upset! I GOT COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone: hahaha!!!!!!!!

we all take some cookies. goofy steals donald's cookie. donald begins to throw a fit and everyone begins to laugh.

me: hopefully thats the*give me my cookie back!!!* last time we see him.

sora: yea. but sumthin tells me its not *i want my cookie goofy!!!!*

sora & me: hahahaha!!!!!!!! bye guys!!!!!!!!!

me: ill have another story up thursday!!!!

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Tuesday, December 28, 2004


   Continuation of the last story!!!!!!!!

sora: so you choose kingdom key and oblivion. nice choice, but dont think ur gunna beat me.

me: oh really? u think u can beat me with the gold kingdom key and oathkeeper? hah! dont make me laugh.

the others(inuyasha, kagome, shippo, sango, miroku, kairi, riku, donald, goofy)sit and watch.

kairi: feels like we're in the old west waiting for the first cowboy or cowgirl to draw.

riku: yea ik wat ya mean.

me: well sora!? make ur move!

sora: with pleasure!*charges at me as fast as possable*

i doge his attack and i go to attack him but he swings around and blocks and throws me back.

me: is that all u got?!

sora: not even close!

i charge at him and he charges right back. the keyblades clash together and a bright light appears. we both jump back filping in the air and landing on our feet(like the matrix......sort of)

me:*lifts head* well i guess our strengh in the keyblades are equallay matched, but wat about our skills in the keyblades? who has truley mastered them better?

sora: well----lets find out!!!

me: very well then!!!!

i put my keyblades in a cross position in front of me, a giant ball of light(that kinda looks like glass) i start to spin my keyblades faster and faster i spin them, finally the light ball breaks and shoots across the backyard and heads torwads sora. he blocks but the attack throws him back.

sora:*on the ground lifts his head* well thats one skill of the keyblades that i havent learned.

me: well wat do u have? if ya dont got anythin ill just finish this now.

sora: not a chance. ive got sumthin up my sleave. hehe.

me:*stands in fighting position ready for anything sora throws at me*

sora stands up, summons one keyblade and points it straight out. a giant figure of a crown shows up on the ground below sora. lights start spining around him. a light shoots from the gold kingdom key and goes straight at me. i try to block but i get thrown into the fence.

me: *looks at sora* well i guess we're matched in everything. i still have other things i know but u wourld probably come back with another attack so--

sora: so neather one of us could beat one another. wat a shame i guess i can get beaten, but im glad its just you. hehe

me: hehe same here.

inu: so with wat i just saw....u were right kayu. i cant beat u and if u and sora have the same attack power, i cant beat him either. damn! ill just have to find tottsai and ask him to help me get stronger.

unknown: that wont work u little puppy!

everyone: HUH?!?!?!

TBC again........

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Monday, December 27, 2004


   Hello Everyone!

Hey everyone! wat up? I got Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories! Its and awsome game, ya have to collect cards and combine them to attack and win againset heartless. I already fought againset Gaurd Armor and Axel. The only thing that sux is Donald and Goofy cant help u durring battle unless Sora summons them. They can help u when Sora allows them but he says on the game that hes doing just fine on his own. Okay i should shut up with that, dont want to ruin it for every1. Also ill have some art up sumtime after this week. And since some pple like my colored art ill have some of those up as well(KH, FMA, Zelda, wolfs rain, and i think thats it)some of it is done digitaly in adobe illistrator. Another thing i have to say is that im working on a website of mine, it will take awhile to work on cause im new at it but i will have one. Thats it for now! enjoy these pics! buh bye!
~khgirl~



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Sunday, December 26, 2004


   Heres a story and please look at my comic i have a few posts down.^^

me: shippo have u seen inuyasha?

shippo: last i saw him he went with that other guy that was here. they both seemed pretty hot tempered.

me: u mean sora? that cant be good.... have any idea where they might have gone?

shippo: nope!

me: thats a lot of help! ok then ill just go ask sango. *walks off to go find sango* SANGO!*waves*

sango: Oh! hello kayu! whats up?!

me: u see where inuyasha and sora went?

sango: uh yea! they went into the backyard. they both had their weapons drawn!

me: aww crap!!!!! i gotta stop them!*starts running off and while shouting* THANX FOR THE INFO SANGO!!!

sango: NO PROB!!!!!!!

me: SOOOORRRRAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! IINNUUYYAASSHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
*gotta find them!*

kagome just got back from the store and walked into the backyard only to see the two ready to fight and right at the same time i get out there.

kagome: INUYASHA!!!!!! SIT BOY!!!!!

me: SORA!!!!!!*runs up to him and grabs his ear*

kagome: what the hell is going on?!?!?!

me: YEA! id like to know!!!!!!!

inu: he said that no one could beat him so i said i could and he said i couldnt and i said i--

me: alright enough already!!!!!!! i adda beat ya both!!!!!!!!!

inu: oh yea! well ur one ta-

me: aww shut it!*kagome nods head*

sora: uh do u mind letting go off my ear?!?!

me: wwwwoooppppps!!!!!!!!! my bad! ^^

inu: *walks up to me and whispers in my ear* could he really beat me in battle?

me: what? oh hehe...ya know he just might.

inu: uuuuhhh......*freazes in his tracks*

kagome and me: hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

sora: hey kayu! what do ya say! how bout u and me show inuyasha here what keyblades are really used for!

me: haha! alright then! i can go for a little fight! ^^

sora: awsome! lets get to it! *big smile*

sora and i both draw our keyblades(we each can summon 2 keyblades at once). we both stand in fighting position. he has the gold kingdom key and oathkeeper and i have kingdom key and oblivion.

TBC.......

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Saturday, December 25, 2004


   MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got a gift that any kid could ask for! My moms boyfriend gave me and my mom the most wonderful gift ever!!! He paid off my moms car! and i now OWN her car!!!! My mom still has to put the money into the car but insted of it going to her car it goes into my Collage Fund!!!!!!! i never had a collage fund before, but now i do! Plus i got a $120 jaket of my favorite NASCAR driver. Dale Earnhardt, he died a few years back. This is the best Christmas i ever had! I dont think any other X-mas of mine can top this! lol. Have a Happy ChrismaHanaKwanzaKah to all!!!!!!!



~khgirl~

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Thursday, December 23, 2004


   Somthin new to make up 4 the missed story!





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Friday, December 10, 2004


   Help!! He's Cheating on me with my Reancarnation!!!!

Jerry: “Hello everyone, and welcome to the show! Today’s topic is “Help! My boyfriend is cheating on me with my reincarnation!!!” Now, we’ve done this topic many times before, but I don’t think we’ve ever heard such a sad story to accompany it. Let’s welcome our first guest, Kikyo!”

*Kikyo walks out on stage. She sits next to Maury*

Jerry: “Welcome to the show, Kikyo. It’s good to have you with us.”

Kikyo: “It’s good to be here, Jerry.”

Jerry: “Now Kikyo, you have a pretty sad story to tell us, don’t you?”

Kikyo: “Yes I do Jerry. It’s a very long and tragic story.”

Jerry: “…..Our show is only an hour long Kikyo, do you think you could give us the short version?”

Kikyo: “Ok, well, long story short, I was recently revived after 50 years of being dead. I go looking for my old boyfriend, and when I finally locate him, I find out he’s cheating on me with my reincarnation!”

Jerry: *shocked expression* “Really?”

Kikyo: “Yes Jerry. You leave for a measly 50 years, and your man forgets all about you.”

Jerry: “That’s terrible.”

Kikyo: “Yes Maury. But even more terrible, he says he still loves me.”

Jerry: “Isn’t that a good thing?”

Kikyo: “No Jerry! He says he loves both of us! One moment he’s kissing ME, the next he’s holding hands with HER! I’m here to tell him that he needs to decide which one of us he wants once and for all!”

Jerry: “Let’s bring him out! Welcome Inuyasha everybody!”

*Inuyasha walks out onstage amidst “Booos” from the audience. He sits next to Kikyo.*

*Woman in the audience stands up*

Woman: “If that were MY man, I would leave his sorry a**!”

*audience claps and screams.*

Jerry: “Inuyasha, do you know why you’re here?”

*Inuyasha looks at Kikyo with an “uh oh” kind of look*

Inuyasha: “I…think so…”

Jerry: “Kikyo has something she needs to ask you. Go ahead Kikyo.”

Kikyo: “Inuyasha you have to choose, once and for all. Do you love ME, or that stupid girl?!”

Jerry: “Wait, Inuyasha. Before you choose, let’s bring out that stupid girl. Come on out, Kagome.”

*Kagome walks out on stage. She runs past Inuyasha and slaps Kikyo.*

Inuyasha: “Why did you do that?”

Kagome: “I don’t know…that’s what girls always do on these talk shows, isn’t it?”

Kikyo: “How dare you slap me?!”

Kagome: “Sorry, I thought you had a huge, ugly bug on your head, but it was just your FACE!”

*Kikyo throws herself at Kagome. They roll around on the ground fighting until a couple of security guys run up and tear them apart. The security guys hold them several feet apart. Kikyo and Kagome struggle to get free.*

Kikyo: “Shut up Jerry, or I‘ll seal you to a tree!”

Jerry: “Get her out of here.”

*Kikyo is taken backstage.*

*The security guy holding Kagome lets her go and she finally sits down.*

Kagome: “Whoo…sorry, I think I got a little carried away!” *smile*

Inuyasha: “Just a little…”

Jerry: “I’ve just been informed that Kikyo has been drugged…I mean calmed down…and is now listening from backstage. Now, Inuyasha, please answer the question Kikyo brought you here to answer: Who do you love? Kikyo or Kagome? Please answer now.”

*the audience falls silent. All eyes are on Inuyasha.*

Inuyasha: “The…The truth is…I’ve…I’VE BEEN SEEING SOMEONE ELSE FOR MONTHS!”

Audience: *gasp!*

Kagome: “WHAT!?! Who? Who is it? You can’t be serious!”

*Kikyo is heard shouting from backstage: “Oh, OH they are SO sealed to a tree the minute I get un-strapped from this chair!” *

Inuyasha: “It just so happens I brought him here today.”

Kikyo and Kagome: “HIM?!?!”

Jerry: “Then let’s bring him out!”

*the audience and Kagome anxiously look toward the door. It slowly opens….. and Jaken steps out*

Audience: “………”

Kagome: “……….”

Jerry: “………”

Inuyasha: “Jaken!”

Jaken: “Inuyasha-sama!”

*They run into each other’s arms. Inuyasha picks Jaken up and hugs him*

Jerry: "Well...uh, I think we need to go to commercial break now!"

COMMERCIAL BREAK

Jerry: "And we're back. Inuyasha has just revealed a shocking secret! He's been secretly seeing someone else for quite a while now."

Kikyo: “Who is it? Why Isn’t anyone telling me!?! Hello!?!”

*Inuyasha carries Jaken back to his chair. Jaken sits in his lap. Inuyasha puts Jaken’s tiny cap on one of his ears.*

Jerry: “Ahem…so…uh, this is…”

Inuyasha: “This is Jaken. We‘re deeply in love.”

*they stare into each other’s eyes*

Kagome: “I think I’m going to be sick!”

Inuyasha: “I KNEW you couldn’t accept our relationship!”

Kagome: “What does HE have that I don’t!?!”

Inuyasha: “Jaken is kind and sweet and has a great sense of style!” *Inuyasha points to the tiny hat* “And he’s soooo handsome!

*suddenly, commotion is heard outside the stage door. A voice yelling “I don’t care if I’m not allowed in! The love of my life is in there!” is heard*

*Sesshoumaru bursts through the door*

Jaken: “Sesshoumaru-sama!”

Sesshoumaru: “Jaken! I can change! Don’t desert me for HIM!”

Inuyasha: “He’s MY little green freaky guy now, Sesshoumaru!”

Kagome: “…..I can’t even tell you how wrong this is. I need to leave. Now.”

Jerry: “Where are you going? This is just getting good!” *Maury scoots forward in his chair*

*Kagome glares at Jerry and leaves*

Kikyo: “Everyone forgot about me! Let me go right now! No one is paying attention to me!!!!”

Jaken: “Inuyasha-sama, Sesshoumaru-sama…it’s ALL GOOD! There’s enough Jaken for everyone!”

Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru: “I won’t share you with anyone!”

(Final Thought)
Jerry: "Tragic things do happen, and this was one of the most, its not about who u love, ok so it is, but that doesnt mean u need to cheat on others. Hope u all work things out. Join us next time for "Lie Detector Test Jamboree", Where Maury joins us onstage to help out these troubled people"

*Jerry's ending music plays, the audience leaves. The stage goes dark.*

Kikyo: “Can anyone hear me? ….I’m still back here. Inuyasha left with Jerry’s shoes and forgot about me! I‘m…I‘m still strapped to the chair, and….I have to go to the bathroom…”

ik its twisted but hey! its wat i got when im bored! please dont get mad at me for writing wat i wrote. if u dont like it, tell me but in a NICE way. im not trying to be mean with inuyasha and sesshomaru, im BORED wat can i do?!

~khgirl~

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Sunday, November 28, 2004


   Miroku is a guest on the Maury Show!!!

Maury: “Hello and welcome to our show. Today we’re going to be talking about a man we’ve had many viewer phone calls about: Miroku. We are going to be talking to some of his friends to find out who this man really is. Lets welcome him to our stage, Miroku!”

*Miroku walks out and takes the seat nearest to Maury.*

*The audience stands and applauds. Screams from the audience are heard: “Miroku, I’ll bear your child!”, “You stay away from my girlfriend, monk!” and “I love you Miroku!!!”*

Miroku: “It’s nice to be here Maury.” *smile*

*A woman tries to run out on stage and throw herself at Miroku. A security guy grabs her and drags her off. She struggles to get away as she yells: “Miroku! Marry me Miroku!!!” She is dragged offstage.*

Maury: "I'm sorry about her Miroku, crazy people sneak in here sometimes."

Miroku: "Don't worry about it, that happens all the time. I'm very popular with the ladies." *winks at the audience*

Maury: "So Miroku, we want to know, what kind of person are you?”

Miroku: “Well Maury, I’ve got very high morals, I’m very virtuous and I spend my free time saving the innocent and cuddling puppies.”

Women in the audience: “AAAAwwww!”

Maury: “And, do you think your friends would describe you the same way?”

Miroku: “Of course Maury. You don’t think I’m lying, do you?”

Maury: “We’ll see. Now, lets welcome our first guest. She’s decided that she does not want her identity revealed, so we’re going to be talking to her on our monitor.” *Turning to monitor* “We’ll be referring to her as Ms. X. Ms. X has been listening from backstage. Now, Ms. X, how would you describe Miroku?”

An image appears on the monitor.

Ms. X: “High morals?! Why you lying little *beep* *bebeep* always trying to touch my *beep* butt!”

Audience: “OOOOoooOOoooh!”

Maury: “Calm down please Ms. X. Could you say that again, using less vulgar language so our television audience will be able to hear it?”

Ms. X: “I’m sorry Maury, it’s just that when I heard him saying that he was virtuous and moral I got a little angry.”

Maury: “So, you wouldn’t use those words to describe him?”

Ms. X: “Ha! Would a moral man ask nearly every woman he comes across if they will have his child? Would a moral man touch my butt at every chance he gets? THAT’S SEXUAL HARASSMENT MAURY!"

Maury: “Is what she says true, Miroku? Do you really do these things?”

Miroku: “No! No, of course not Maury! I don’t know what Miroku she’s talking about, but it’s not me. Miroku is a very popular name you know.”

Ms. X: “I know what Miroku I’m talking about you lecherous monk! It’s you! You’re pathetic! You’ll take any woman who crosses your path!”

Miroku: "That’s not true! I have very high standards."

Maury: “Really Miroku? Can you describe for us your idea of a perfect woman?”

Miroku: “Certainly Maury. She must be between the ages of 4 and 87.”

Maury: “And?”

Miroku: “And what? That’s all.”

Maury: “Ok, let’s move onto our next guest. He’s a Half-Demon boy who has been traveling with Miroku for several months now. Lets welcome him to our stage, Inuyasha!”

*Inuyasha walks out on stage* *the audience claps* *a half-crazed woman wearing hand-made dog ears and holding a “Inuyasha is my God” sign stands up and begins waving the sign around. She is screaming and giggling uncontrollably.*

*Inuyasha whips out Tetsusaiga*

Inuyasha: “Look out! They’re attacking! I’ll take care of them!”

Maury: “NO! No, um, please sit down Mr. Inuyasha. They’re only the audience. They’re happy to see you."

Inuyasha: “So…they’re…not youkai***?”
***Youkai. Japanese for "Demon"

Maury: “I…don’t think so.”

Inuyasha: “Oh. Ok then.”

*Inuyasha sits down in a chair next to Miroku*

Maury: “…right… So, Inuyasha, as I understand it, you have a homosexual relationship with Miroku. Is that true?”

Inuyasha: “NO! I can’t believe you just said that! You’ve just provided inspiration for hundreds of Shounen-Ai fanfics!"*** ***Shounen-Ai Fanfics. "Shounen-Ai" is a term that means "boy love" and a fanfic (or "fanfiction) is a story written by a fan.

*Inuyasha scoots his chair a few feet away from Miroku’s*

Maury: "So, you’re denying it. What do you have to say about this Miroku?”

Miroku: “Even I have standards Maury, and that’s a line I just will NOT cross.”

Maury: “Oh really? Then maybe you’d like to explain to our viewers what’s going on in this photo?”

*Inuyasha and Miroku are both silent. They’re faces are getting redder by the second*

Inuyasha: “Where did you get that!?! I’ll KILL whoever sent that in!!!”

Maury: “No, I’m afraid we can’t reveal the identity of the person who gave us this. We'll just call him “Tesshoumaru”

*Inuyasha runs offstage shouting “Sesshoumaru! I’ll get you for this!!! I‘m going public with those photos of you painting your finger nails!!! Who‘s sexual preferences do you think will be in question then?!?”*

Maury: “O…k…well, Miroku, can you explain to us what this picture is about?”

Miroku: “Gladly. You see, this picture was completely taken out of context Maury. I was whispering something to Inuyasha. That’s all, just whispering. That’s why I’m so close to him in this photo.”

Maury: “Whispering?”

Miroku: “Yes. Just whispering.”

Maury: “And…why did you need to rub Inuyasha’s arm in order to whisper to him?”

Miroku: “I…I…saw a bug on it. I was swishing it off.”

Maury: “But, then why did you - “

Miroku: “LET’S JUST DROP THE SUBJECT, OK MAURY!?!”

Maury: “Ok, have it your way. I’m afraid we have to go to commercial break now. We’ll be right back.”

COMMERCIAL

Maury: “We’re back. If you’re just joining us, we’re talking to Miroku. He’s just denied the long-standing rumors of homosexuality that have plagued his career, despite photographic proof.”

Miroku: “Maury, when I spoke to you on the phone prior to the show, you agreed that you wouldn’t talk about this.”

Maury: “I lied. Our next guest is a village woman who has bravely decided to confront her dark and heartless attacker. Let’s welcome her!”

Miroku: “Dark and heartless attacker? Who’s that Maury?”

*Woman walks out on stage, looking a bit afraid*

Maury: “It’s very brave of you to stand up to Miroku, ma’am.

Miroku: “What!?”

Woman: “Thank you Maury. I want this man to know he ruined my life.”

Miroku: “Wait…I don’t like the direction this is going…what’s all this about?”

Maury: “Please ma’am, tell us exactly what happened. Take us into your nightmarish world of Miroku fear.”

Woman: “I was walking along a road just outside my village, when I tripped on a stone and twisted my ankle. I lay there for a few minutes, trying to decide how to get back to the village, when I saw this man walking up. “Please sir, can you help me get home?” I asked him. He said he would. He picked me up, and carried me back to my village. I was very grateful, who knows how long I would’ve been stranded on that road if it weren’t for him? When we got to my village, he sat me down on a wooden fence. And….and….”

Maury: “I know it’s hard, but please try to be brave. You’re story may help to save other woman from this monster!”

Miroku: "……….."

Woman: “And….he….TOUCHED BY BUTT! I screamed and yelled for someone to help me! He got scared that someone would discover his terrible, disgusting act, and ran for it!”

Miroku: “I…I would never do something like that!”

Maury: “Ma’am, are you sure it was Miroku who did this?”

Woman: “I’m sure. I drew this picture of him just after the incident.”

*She shows the audience the picture*

Audience: “OOOOOooooooooOOOoo!”

Maury: “Amazing. It looks just like him.”

Miroku: “Are you people blind!? That looks nothing like me!”

Maury: “I’m afraid we’re almost out of time for today’s show. But, I think we’ve accomplished something very important. We’ve warned the entire world of the horror that is Miroku.”

Miroku: “Wait! Give me a chance to explain! Give me a chance to -!”

*Miroku is dragged off by security*

Maury: “Ok! That’s it for today’s show! Join us next time when our topic is: “Jaken Gets a Makeover!” See you tomorrow everybody!”

*Audience stands and claps. Maury’s ending music plays, and the screen fades to black*

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