Thursday, August 3, 2006

Subject Lines Are Evil
Hmm... well I'm just about bored out of my mind right now. It's about 1:30 AM and my belt testing is tomorrow (well technicaly today...) so I should probably get more than a few hours of sleep. Anyway, I had a painful/surprising/off the wall thing happed earlier. After karate today, I was REALLY sore from the sparring and I was really tired, so I kinda accidently fell asleep on my roof for a few hours. Yes, the roof. My room gets really cold because of where it is in the house, so I climb out of the window occasionally and sit on the roof, which isn't the smartest thing to do because it's a verrry long drop to the ground. When my dad got home, he was watering plants on the deck, and thought he heard snoring. So he got one of those extendable ladders that stretch out so they're really tall, climbed on the roof, saw me asleep, and then proceeded to squirt me with the water hose. What a wonderfully smart way to wake up a person sleeping ON A ROOF. I jumped up in surprise from being woken up that way, tripped, stumbled, fell off the roof onto the deck, landed on the table, and then thunked down the stairs to the grass, where I just layed there for a minute. Of course my dad ran up pretty much in panic, apologizing and asking if I was okay. I lied there for a few more seconds, then sat up. I walked around a little, and thank God I don't have any broken bones ^_^ We both got inside, then burst out laughing. It was really really funny, but we both decided we're not going to tell my mom, because she's one of those overly-protective parents who go spastic if you get a scratch. She would have drug me to the hospital for no reason, and my dad would be on the couch for a good week. Of course neither one of us wants those things to happen, so... yeah. If she sees the bruises and cuts she'll assume they're from karate, and I'm sore anyway. I don't know how I'll be tomorrow, but I am going to that belt testing no matter what, and I will pass no matter what. That doesn't mean I won't be ready to fall over during it tomorrow... Anyway, one last think that happened. I was really bored after dinner today, so I decided to read some fanfiction. Since I'm completely new to it, I don't know what any of the terms mean... yeah. I was flipping through some Inuyasha ones, and I found one action/adventure one that sounded really good. I got to like the fourth chapter, and it said "Warning: lemon content in this chapter" at the beginning of the story. I didn't know what a lemon was, so I brushed it off. In about the middle, the lemon part started, and I was just reading it like "ooookaaay... this should end any time now..." I stopped reading it though when I realized that that was what a lemon probably was, and then just skipped to the next chapter. So yeah, I learned the hard way... Now that I think about it, I probably should've looked up what lemon meant on the Internet, but my brain wasn't functioning I guess. ANYWAYS!!! My mom seems to have psychic powers or something and always comes upstairs to "check on my little sister" when I'm on my computer after she says to get off, which was... 3 hours ago, so she should be here any time. So I'm going to lie down so she'll think I'm trying to go to sleep. Of course she'll probably make me take that medicine that makes you sleepy (I think it's called melatonin or something like that...?), and even though I took a nap that stuff will knock me out.
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