Wednesday, July 5, 2006

   THE FOURTH OF JULYYY!
Where to begin??? It started withhhh a banggg and ended with aaaa aaa aaa O_O"


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This years Fourth of July was fucking awesome! My parents were out of town to go to a Fourth Party and as for my step sis she was out with her boyfriend -_-;; so the house was QUIET. >>
Except for the fact I invited Seth over :D

Now here's where the fun begins.

So Seth and I were talking on the phone and I decided to invite him over for the 4932084032482 time this week ^0^. So when I heard that stupid knock that he makes I came rushing to the door to find him holding a package of raw meat. O_O No. Joke. RAWWW MEATTTT. I was of course like... what the fuck? And he explained his whole idea.
It involved cooking -_-;; and match box fireworks O_o;;

He wanted to barbecue ribsss. NO JOKE! Barbecuee ribssss. R I B S. -_- No offense, but seriously - when you're fifteen years old what in the hell posses you to want to make RIBS by YOURSELF on the FOURTH OF FRICKING JULY. >_< So anywayz he wouldn't take no for an answer and that mofo started cooking. -_- COOKING I SAY.


Then. Get. This.

The phone rings. Care to guess who it is? My loverly parents wanting to know "what's up." -_- Those divorced nitwits acting like they care about me really got me angry. >>;; From their tone I think they knew something was up. O_O Maybe one of the neighbors saw the smoke or what not...

-_- But the point is... they wouldn't shut up. They kept asking, "Are you sure you're okay by yourself?"

-_- Yeshhhh. I'm sureeee.


A 25 minute conversation took place with them. Talking TOGETHER. Which is the longest I think I've ever heard them talk without getting into a fight -_-;;.

After that loveellyyyyy conversation I started to smell the smoke ... and burning meat. Guess. What. No, seriously take a guess why don't ya?

SETH SET THE GRILL ON FIRE

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MOFO ALERT! MOFO ALERT! CAN YOU SAY MOFFFOOOOO!


-_- He acts smart sometimes and pretty damned stupid other times. So we ended up having to turn on the hose and spray it down. The fire just got bigger and bigger until finally it settled down. -.- And thennnnn.... we had to dispose of the ribs. ;-;


So we ended up ordering pizza instead and I had made it perfectly clear to Seth.

No. More. Fire.

So we didn't do fireworks :D

I know, I know... I'm such a party pooper but I was so afraid that nosey neighbor of mine would call the copsssss.

Soooooo for the rest of the evening we watched YuGiOh. YAY! Anddddd... >>;;

Yes, sadly there is an "anddddd"... we snuck into a pool party that had like a billion and five people. O_O And we didn't even know who they were.


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._. But ish was funnnn and totally exciting. I like life being that spontaneous. :D


I guess I'm missing the true point of the Fourth? Anywayz... I think America is a good country when ya think about it a little more. Sure, we aren't the most... err... deepest culture around? But we stand for what we think is right. Some of the time. ^-^ And for the soldiers in Iraq that keep us safe... and made tonight even remotely possible. Thank you :D Because you are the true heroes of tomorrow and today.