Tuesday, February 1, 2005

chapter 2
sorry it took till after noon.....Slept late.

It was 7:30 in the morning and Barbra and Emily had just come into the school. Before they even entered the Library, The intercoms went off. "Barbra Kitsune and Emily Devolf please report to the principal's office." Wondering they had done this time the girls headed down to the office.

Upon arrival they noticed three mysterious boys were also in the Office. Emily giggled and poked barb at the sight of one handsome boy with red hair, "Ohhh Barb, look guy with long hair....!"

Barbra, as was always her reaction to such teasing, responded with "Shut up!" And whacked Em with fan.

"Owwww!! AHHHHH Japanese fan of death!"

Shaking his head at the girls' antics the principle mutters something unintelligible about teenaged girls. "These are the new students from the foreign exchange program....."

In a hushed voice, Barb asks Emily, "We have a foreign exchange program?"

"I guess we do now...."

They are so busy trying to figure it all out that both girls miss all the names.... Barb looks around in confusion and then turns to Utter "Hey, why isn't Mark here?? He speaks Japanese too."

"He's sick." A weird look crossed his face.

"Oh"

"So you two will show them around.... you're exempt from your classes today."

Leaving the office the Girls complain loudly in English. "I can't believe this, this is the second time Utter's stuck me with this job." Barbra snarls exasperatedly.

In an attempt to cheer Barbra up, Em pipes up, "Yeah but at least we get out of class."

It worked, " Ooo, not only do I get to show them around but I don't even get to go to shop!"

"So.....shop wing first?"

Barb sighs, "Neah..."

As they walk down the hallway, Emily realized that they don't know their charges names...not that that bothered her, she'd just forget the later anyway. But on the other hand..... "Sorry, we didn't get your names before....." said Emily.

"Kuwabara" said the boy with short red hair.

"Hiei" said the short boy.

"Kurama" said the 'Hot guy with long hair'.

"....ah, ok, sure I'll remember that...." Emily starts, only to be interrupted but Barbra's snickering.

First stop, the English Wing. Sarcastically Barbra explains the point behind it, "This is the English wing, these class rooms will probably be the bane of your existence."

"Yeah, not only do you have to speak English and read English and all that good stuff these classrooms have no air-conditioning and gets as hot as Hades" Emily snorts.

"You honestly don't expect us to believe that do you?" Hiei asks.

All he gets in response is giggles. "You're too serious. Loosen up!" retorts Barbra.

The next stop was Cosmo. It was only logical, because it was between the two upstairs wings. Barbra poked Hiei "And this is your shop Hiei...Junior/Senior Cosmo."

Startled Kurama stares at him, "Why Hiei, I didn't know you had it in you."

"Shut up" Hiei snapped.

"Heehaw hey Hiei is there something you want to tell us??" teased Kuwabara.

"Do you want to die?"

Smiling at Barb, Emily makes a snide comment, to Barb's Delight. "Ahhhh, the male ego."

After a long morning and wayyy too much tea, they all decided to make a pit stop. Naturally it took the girls less time then the boys, so while they had some time to themselves, they did what any girl would...Talk about the guys they were with.

"They are weird.." said Emily.

"Yeah" remarked Barbra.

"Demons?"

"Huh...at least one of them."

"Damn it! Just what we need." They reply in unison. After sitting there for a few more minutes the guys finally come out of the bathroom.

"Riight, Onward HOE!"said Emily pointing towards the library.

Once inside Emily pranced over to the counter and began a conversation with the girl behind it. Barbra said to the guys "This is library, unless you suddenly become extremely proficient in reading English I doubt you'll be spending as much time in here as Emily does"

After a few minutes of Kurama looking through the book selection they move onward.

"I'm hungry." Emily wines.

"You're always hungry. How about some fresh baked goodies?" replies Barbra and they all enter the bakery. "Hey Marcelle, do you have anything good in the back for Em and Me?" The girl behind the counter disappears and comes back shortly with a bag of treats.

Emily turns to the guys. "We will pay for you all to get ONE thing from under the glass."

"We what do you mean we?" Barbra says, and then is whacked by Emily. "Owwww" After all the guys receive their food the only one to enjoy it is Kuwabara, much to Em and Barb's disgust.

Once again Kristin magically appears before the group. As usual, she is her regular wacky self "Hey, there my home posse! I see you managed to wrangle up a bunch of hottie pottatie slave boys! If I weren't in love with the future father of my babies I'd ask you to remember the spirit of sharing. I knew you two we getting along in years," she starts as she grabs barb and Em around the necks in a hug, "But I never thought I would have to give you the talk so soon."

Em and Barb roll their eyes as Barb attempts to dissuade Kristin. "Kristin this will be the 203rd time you have given me "The Talk" you do this every time you see me with any guy..."

Kristin nods her head but replies, "Ya but this is different,"

"How so?" Em asks, curious as ever to hear one of Kristin's 'Talk reasons'.

"Well, one, you're here and two there is more than one guy when dealing with more than one guy it requires a different talk" Em and barb roll their eyes at Kristin and prepare themselves for amusing embarrassment," Okay, DON'T HAVE SEX WITH THEM! No matter how hot they may be unless you have a condom THEN GO FOR THE GOLD CHICAS!"

Luckily none of the guys seem to be able to understand Kristin, save for Kurama, who blushes at the bout the don't have sex with them unless you have a condom... The girls are saved from further talks by the timely ringing of the bell...and the guys promptly panic.

The girls decide to go into the Cafeteria to escape crowd for the time being. Then head to welding. When they arrive they introduce Kuwabara to the shop teacher, while Hiei eggs him on, "Try not to weld yourself to that sword of yours...."

"huh?" Emily blinks.

"......nothing"

Transportation to the history wing!

"This is the history wing, where they umm have all the history classes. Yeah they talk about old stuff here and take forever to get through American history." Em rants on, though everyone ignores her...

Next they show off the Ag. shop. With the permission of the professor, they show off the green house. Hiei smiles, "Kurama, you should feel right at home here...."

"I hate this shop in the summer....." Barbra wines

"But it's so warm in the winter....." Em responds, and both girls laugh. "But why the hell do they keep planting those damn cherry trees? That's my one complaint." Emily sighs.

Kurama blinks in surprise, not understanding how someone could not like cherry trees, "They don't look so bad."

Barb chuckles "Not now, but in the spring...."

"They must be beautiful" he interrupts.

Exasperated she continues..."Yeah, but half the school is allergic."

As they walk through the shop wing again, They run into a familiar face skipping class.

Urameshi."Whatcha doing?" Emily asks.

"Why do you want to know?" he responds.

"Because I'm nosey."

He chuckles "I'm looking for the stairs."

"The stairs for what?"

"To get to the roof.."

"Oh we don't have those."

"What do mean? How do you get on the roof?"

"I dunno climb out a window?" He leaves and the guys come round the corner. Emily turns to them "You walk slow."

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Monday, January 31, 2005

YYH fanfic.
ok, here's the YYH fanfic (desided to hold off on WR) This is a cowrite with some friends of mine. NO STEALING cause its our babby. It's set at our highschool....here's chap 1, notes and all

((Okay here is the disclaimer! One we don’t know own any of the characters from Yu Yu Hakusho. Two: We do not own the school or anything related there of. Three all characters in this story are fictional INCLUDING those based on real people. Four this isn’t really a disclaimer but please do not use the two main characters in this story Emily and Barbra without consent from one of the authors….I thinks that’s it. Enjoy! O wait I should probably tell you this too. When you see someone typing in this color that is ME Hecate talking. When you see someone typing in this color that is Loviatar talking. Okay good I’m going now…For real.))

It was a hot fall day. School had been in session for just two days, and all the students were already counting down to the first vacation. The boy shifted uncomfortably in the chair. His black hair was slicked back into a due that was reminiscent of Grease. His dark brown eyes followed the balding man as he passed.

'Man, what am I doing here?' He asks himself as he looks up at the ceiling, 'This is so stupid.'

"Where is that girl?" The principal muttered, "She should have reported strait from homeroom. Honestly...." As he continued on his rant, there came a knock at the door.

An attractive junior entered the room. She pauses a moment, leaning against the door frame, obviously out of breath. Straitening up, she turns to Mr. Utter, "Sorry I'm late, freshman everywhere!"

"That's ok," The principal replies, "Just so long as you're here." He points to the boy, "This is Yuske Urameshi, he just transferred from Japan. His English isn't so good," a rude noise interrupts him. Utter clears his throat. "Now As I was saying, Mr. Urameshi, Welcome to Sussex Tech. Miss. Corbo will be showing you around the school today. We hope you enjoy it here."

Barbra reluctantly drags Urameshi Around the school. A quick walk down the shop wing, with its hospital like atmosphere, is all she is willing to spare. As Barbra leads a decidedly reluctant Urameshi down the main hallway, she decides to make some unscheduled stops. After all, as long as she's leading him around, she has a free day.

Along the way Barbra mutters to herself in English. “I wonder is Em is in today…..I did bring her .hack DVD with me…Ahh can’t hurt to look.” With that, she literally Drags Urameshi into the last place he'd ever go.....the school library.

“Hey there Jess!” Barbra begins.

“Hi! How are you?” Jess responds.

“I’m ok…."

At this point Yuske decides he want out. In Japanese he says “Yo,…Barbra. The Library isn’t exactly my type of place. Can we move on? Or are you some kind of geek?”

With that Barbra turns on her heel. “Hey listen buddy! You are a freshman. I am a junior. In other words I don’t care what you think. Frankly I couldn’t give a shit where your “Place” is, and in case you haven’t noticed I’m holding a conversation here.” She turns back to Jess. “I’m fine Jess. Have you seen Emily?” She asks in a petulant tone.

Jess frowns “Nope, she hasn’t shown up yet.”

“Oh, well thanks anyways.” Barbra says then turns back to Yuske who is coming out of shock at being yelled at and then ignored. “Come on let’s go.” She says in English and taking him by the sleeve she drags him back out of the library

“Alright, since I’m stuck with you we might as well as be civil correct?” She asks Yuske in Japanese.

“I guess…” He responds.

“Good! I mean I don’t like you and you don’t like me…So let’s go get a brownie!”

“Huh?”

“Barbra wants food now!"

Within the cramped bakeshop, things were busy as usual. They could barely hear the teacher giving instructions over the din of the radio and frantic working of students.

Once inside Urameshi asks “What is going on in here?”

“This is the bake shop.” Barbra replies “All those students are baking yummies for other students, like you and me, to buy.” Barbra then reaches over and rings a customer service bell. DING! ((A.N.H: Sorry I love those stupid things ding ding ding)) (( A.N.L: Takes bell and throws it out the window))

Another junior with her hair pulled back in a hair net walks up. “Oh hey, Barb!” She says.

“Hi there Marcelle! Got anything fresh?”

Marcella responds “Sure hang on one sec!”

When Marcelle disappears to go fetch some fresh “yummies” Barbra turns to Yuske once more. In Japanese she says tersely “You can get one thing from behind the glass.”

Looking over the cupcakes and cookies he chooses a cupcake shaped like a ghost. When Marcelle comes back she hands Barbra a bag and give Yuske his cupcake for free. As soon as he gets his cupcake Yuske takes a giant bite….and gags.

“YUCK! What are you trying to poison me?” Barbra simply takes a bite out of a brownie from her bag with relish. “Those are fresh Right? “ Yuske asks “How long has my cupcake been sitting on that shelf?!” Barbra shrugs and smiles sweetly at him. Yuske glowers. “Alright then give me a bite of your brownie.”

“NO WAY! It’s mine you chose the fucking cupcake now deal with it.”

Yuske is getting pretty mad. “Then let me have a bite of something else from that bag!” He points at her still full bag.

“It’s mine. If you want anything else you have to pay for it.”

“GIVE me one!” He grabs hold of her bag

“I said no!” she pulls on her bag and they both stumble out into the hallways and right into Kristin. “Oops Sorry Kristin.” Barbra says in English.

Kristin turns and looks at Barbra. “O it’s ok my home posse! We down.” She makes her voice travel lowers as she says the word down. Kristin then looks over and sees Yuske Urameshi grabbing Barbra’s bag. “Is this Gansta trying to mess with you girl?” She looks him up and down and winks at Barbra.

Seeing Kristin glaring at him Yuske lets go of the bag and puts his hands up muttering something about being able to kick her ass any day of the week.

Barbra just sighs. “Hey Kristin!” Barbra asks, "If I give you a brownie will you wreak your revenge on a later date and time?”

”BROWNIE? Yeah sure!” The whole while Yuske is glaring at Kristin. It isn’t until Barbra pulls out a brownie and hands it to Kristin that his jaw drops. “I LOVE YOU!” Kristin replies hugging Barbra.

“Riiiight.” After finally detaching herself and Urameshi from Kristen's firm grasp, Barbra lets out a laugh. "That Kristen is something else," She sighs. As Yuske glances around a now deserted Cafeteria, Barbra notices a lone figure coming towards them.

"There you are!" Barbra shouts in greeting.

Emily rushes over, “Blink, blink....” for a second she asks "aren't you going to introduce me to the boy toy?'

"Frosh, this is Emily...she’s a senior."

"I am queen of the school!!!" Emily shouts, waving her arms around empathetically.

"Right sure you are..." Barbra laughs as she whips out her fan of death.

"Baka!!!!" Emily laughs gleefully and whips out her own fan.

The two girls have a brief, though enjoyable Fan Duel, until Yuske interrupts, "Ah hello, don't understand English to well.....!"

With a laugh, both girls slip into Japanese, teasing the now-very-confused-Yuske.

((A. N.H: End of the CHAPTER! Read And REVIEW PLEASE! MWahahahahaha poor Yuski.)) ((A.N.L: We left out the boring history wing sorry.))

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Sunday, January 30, 2005

666
666 visitits!, oh wait, nows its 667...
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Working.....again
FMA was good and so was GIS. I'll post the first chap of the wolf rain fanfic tommorow.
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Saturday, January 29, 2005

poem.....
work work work your ass off
tired though you be;
hurrying hurrying all day long
oh what a life for me!

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Thnigs....
like work, are slow today. Thats why I'm on here *laughs* do you people think I should start posting my fanfics here chap by chap? and should I start with the WR one, the YYH one, the Sailor moon basher (1chap) or the Xmen evolution? Though the WR seems to be the most popular on fanfic.net
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Friday, January 28, 2005

Class and stuff
I had no Enviornmental studies today! YEA! Work later....and GS tonight. Wish they hadn't started over with YYH.....
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Thursday, January 27, 2005

lalalala
killing time killing time!!!! Nothing to do really.
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

*sigh*
ARG!!!!! really really bored. Sleepy too. Don't feel all that great, but I think I'll live. Got the manga Wallflower vol 1. Its actually really good. Well, I got to go. I might read a little more alien dice. ttyl.
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Monday, January 24, 2005

Numbers
saw the first epp last night. looks like a good show. Here's a question for everyone.....
Which is worse, being Cold and Wet
or Wet and Cold?

NOw don't tell me there the same thing either, cause they are not.
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