Tuesday, February 1, 2005

chapter 2
sorry it took till after noon.....Slept late.

It was 7:30 in the morning and Barbra and Emily had just come into the school. Before they even entered the Library, The intercoms went off. "Barbra Kitsune and Emily Devolf please report to the principal's office." Wondering they had done this time the girls headed down to the office.

Upon arrival they noticed three mysterious boys were also in the Office. Emily giggled and poked barb at the sight of one handsome boy with red hair, "Ohhh Barb, look guy with long hair....!"

Barbra, as was always her reaction to such teasing, responded with "Shut up!" And whacked Em with fan.

"Owwww!! AHHHHH Japanese fan of death!"

Shaking his head at the girls' antics the principle mutters something unintelligible about teenaged girls. "These are the new students from the foreign exchange program....."

In a hushed voice, Barb asks Emily, "We have a foreign exchange program?"

"I guess we do now...."

They are so busy trying to figure it all out that both girls miss all the names.... Barb looks around in confusion and then turns to Utter "Hey, why isn't Mark here?? He speaks Japanese too."

"He's sick." A weird look crossed his face.

"Oh"

"So you two will show them around.... you're exempt from your classes today."

Leaving the office the Girls complain loudly in English. "I can't believe this, this is the second time Utter's stuck me with this job." Barbra snarls exasperatedly.

In an attempt to cheer Barbra up, Em pipes up, "Yeah but at least we get out of class."

It worked, " Ooo, not only do I get to show them around but I don't even get to go to shop!"

"So.....shop wing first?"

Barb sighs, "Neah..."

As they walk down the hallway, Emily realized that they don't know their charges names...not that that bothered her, she'd just forget the later anyway. But on the other hand..... "Sorry, we didn't get your names before....." said Emily.

"Kuwabara" said the boy with short red hair.

"Hiei" said the short boy.

"Kurama" said the 'Hot guy with long hair'.

"....ah, ok, sure I'll remember that...." Emily starts, only to be interrupted but Barbra's snickering.

First stop, the English Wing. Sarcastically Barbra explains the point behind it, "This is the English wing, these class rooms will probably be the bane of your existence."

"Yeah, not only do you have to speak English and read English and all that good stuff these classrooms have no air-conditioning and gets as hot as Hades" Emily snorts.

"You honestly don't expect us to believe that do you?" Hiei asks.

All he gets in response is giggles. "You're too serious. Loosen up!" retorts Barbra.

The next stop was Cosmo. It was only logical, because it was between the two upstairs wings. Barbra poked Hiei "And this is your shop Hiei...Junior/Senior Cosmo."

Startled Kurama stares at him, "Why Hiei, I didn't know you had it in you."

"Shut up" Hiei snapped.

"Heehaw hey Hiei is there something you want to tell us??" teased Kuwabara.

"Do you want to die?"

Smiling at Barb, Emily makes a snide comment, to Barb's Delight. "Ahhhh, the male ego."

After a long morning and wayyy too much tea, they all decided to make a pit stop. Naturally it took the girls less time then the boys, so while they had some time to themselves, they did what any girl would...Talk about the guys they were with.

"They are weird.." said Emily.

"Yeah" remarked Barbra.

"Demons?"

"Huh...at least one of them."

"Damn it! Just what we need." They reply in unison. After sitting there for a few more minutes the guys finally come out of the bathroom.

"Riight, Onward HOE!"said Emily pointing towards the library.

Once inside Emily pranced over to the counter and began a conversation with the girl behind it. Barbra said to the guys "This is library, unless you suddenly become extremely proficient in reading English I doubt you'll be spending as much time in here as Emily does"

After a few minutes of Kurama looking through the book selection they move onward.

"I'm hungry." Emily wines.

"You're always hungry. How about some fresh baked goodies?" replies Barbra and they all enter the bakery. "Hey Marcelle, do you have anything good in the back for Em and Me?" The girl behind the counter disappears and comes back shortly with a bag of treats.

Emily turns to the guys. "We will pay for you all to get ONE thing from under the glass."

"We what do you mean we?" Barbra says, and then is whacked by Emily. "Owwww" After all the guys receive their food the only one to enjoy it is Kuwabara, much to Em and Barb's disgust.

Once again Kristin magically appears before the group. As usual, she is her regular wacky self "Hey, there my home posse! I see you managed to wrangle up a bunch of hottie pottatie slave boys! If I weren't in love with the future father of my babies I'd ask you to remember the spirit of sharing. I knew you two we getting along in years," she starts as she grabs barb and Em around the necks in a hug, "But I never thought I would have to give you the talk so soon."

Em and Barb roll their eyes as Barb attempts to dissuade Kristin. "Kristin this will be the 203rd time you have given me "The Talk" you do this every time you see me with any guy..."

Kristin nods her head but replies, "Ya but this is different,"

"How so?" Em asks, curious as ever to hear one of Kristin's 'Talk reasons'.

"Well, one, you're here and two there is more than one guy when dealing with more than one guy it requires a different talk" Em and barb roll their eyes at Kristin and prepare themselves for amusing embarrassment," Okay, DON'T HAVE SEX WITH THEM! No matter how hot they may be unless you have a condom THEN GO FOR THE GOLD CHICAS!"

Luckily none of the guys seem to be able to understand Kristin, save for Kurama, who blushes at the bout the don't have sex with them unless you have a condom... The girls are saved from further talks by the timely ringing of the bell...and the guys promptly panic.

The girls decide to go into the Cafeteria to escape crowd for the time being. Then head to welding. When they arrive they introduce Kuwabara to the shop teacher, while Hiei eggs him on, "Try not to weld yourself to that sword of yours...."

"huh?" Emily blinks.

"......nothing"

Transportation to the history wing!

"This is the history wing, where they umm have all the history classes. Yeah they talk about old stuff here and take forever to get through American history." Em rants on, though everyone ignores her...

Next they show off the Ag. shop. With the permission of the professor, they show off the green house. Hiei smiles, "Kurama, you should feel right at home here...."

"I hate this shop in the summer....." Barbra wines

"But it's so warm in the winter....." Em responds, and both girls laugh. "But why the hell do they keep planting those damn cherry trees? That's my one complaint." Emily sighs.

Kurama blinks in surprise, not understanding how someone could not like cherry trees, "They don't look so bad."

Barb chuckles "Not now, but in the spring...."

"They must be beautiful" he interrupts.

Exasperated she continues..."Yeah, but half the school is allergic."

As they walk through the shop wing again, They run into a familiar face skipping class.

Urameshi."Whatcha doing?" Emily asks.

"Why do you want to know?" he responds.

"Because I'm nosey."

He chuckles "I'm looking for the stairs."

"The stairs for what?"

"To get to the roof.."

"Oh we don't have those."

"What do mean? How do you get on the roof?"

"I dunno climb out a window?" He leaves and the guys come round the corner. Emily turns to them "You walk slow."

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