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Tuesday, June 28, 2005

   Did you hear about the ship carrying red paint colliding with a ship carrying purple paint?
The survivors were marooned!

Monday night and time to explain yesterday's joke.

Yesterday's joke: Did you hear about the ship that left Hong Kong with a cargo full of yo-yos?
It sank 285 times.

Explanation: What do yo-yos do? They go up & down. Now think about that and the joke.

Since my day was occupied by laundry, nothing happened worth mentioning. So I'm gonna torture you all with this.

Lines in Star Wars movies that can be improved by substituting the word 'Pants'

  • "At last we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." --Darth Maul

  • "This is where Chancellor Valorum's pants will disappear." --Senator Palpatine

  • "I saw your pants. Only a Jedi carries that kind of weapon." --Anakin

  • "My pants will be the entry fee. They're in good order, except for the parts I need." --Qui Gon

  • "I care for you too...only I...miss...." --Anakin "Your pants?" --Padme

  • "Everything revolves around those awful pants." --Shmi

  • "Pants are very, very dangerous." --Anakin

  • "TK-421. . . Why aren't you in your pants? TK-421, do you copy?" --Gantry Officer

  • "No! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no pants!" --Leia

  • "A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master." --Vader

  • "She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander." --Vader

  • "Uh... we had a slight, uh, pants malfunction." --Han

  • "Look sir, pants." --Stormtrooper

  • "Don't seem to remember ever owning pants." --Obi Wan

  • "Something just moved past my leg." --Luke "It's just your pants." --Han

  • "All right, men. Load your pants!" --Stormtrooper

  • "Jabba's through with you. He has no time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser." --Greedo

  • "Your pants, you'll have to leave them outside." --Wuher the Bartender

  • "Search your pants. You know it to be true." --Darth Vader

  • "Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into pants a lot more heavily guarded than this." --Han

  • "You are unwise to lower your pants." --Vader

  • "That blast came from the pants! That thing's operational!" --Lando

  • "Han . . . Can you reach my pants?" --Luke

  • "Break off the attack! Their pants are still up!" --Lando



Well... I hope you enjoyed those! I sure did.

Laters!





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