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Saturday, July 9, 2005


   Would it be called progress, teaching a cannibal the use of knife and fork? -- Ogden Nash
Friday night and time for strange quotes.


Well, it's been a long day. It's just about 11:30 pm right now and I've been up since shortly after 7:00 am. *yawns*

I went to Omaha today to take that certification test and for a little interview. I passed the test and will hopefully have a shiny new logo to put with my name now! The little interview seemed to go fairly well. I can never tell how interviews go. It's so hard to determine sometimes. I do have an interview for a job in the mall in Sioux City on Monday. Hopefully my car won't freak out on the way there!

My car seems to be having transmission issues. Great. I have no job... I don't need the transmission to go out on the thing! Please send warm healing thoughts to Onigiri, the Neon.


And in celebration of my new certification, I give you the following:

You know you're a redneck jedi when...



  • You hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

  • You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

  • Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

  • You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

  • At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

  • You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

  • You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

  • The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

  • Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

  • You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

  • You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

  • You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

  • You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

  • You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

  • You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

  • Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

  • You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

  • You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

  • You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

  • Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."




Too tired to hit all sites. Sorry! Must get sleep....

Laters!





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