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Friday, June 9, 2006


   Like, tooootallly.....

It's Friday afternoon, about 4:45 pm here on the Edge of Sanity. It's a day off, but I didn't go to SUX with my brother. He's not feeling good. He actually called in sick for work last night!!!! That is unusual for him. He was really out of it yesterday. So...I've been hanging around the house. Watched TV for a while this afternoon, got bored with that and fired up the laptop. Not sure how long I'll be playing around before I gotta make dinner. It just depends on whenever my brother wakes up. He went up to take a nap about 3 hours ago.

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Last month before Memorial Day, I had a call from someone wondering about when the outdoor pool will open. She wanted an exact date. At the time, we had no idea of when, because there were some leaks in the thing that needed to be taken care of. In the course of the conversation, she asked how the pool is filled: "Do you use just a plain old garden hose?" I honestly had no idea how the thing is filled, so I couldn't tell her. I ended up saying, "Well, I started working here last August and it was already full, so I've never seen it done."

The question of how the pool is filled has spurred some rather amusing ways of getting the task done.

1. We're importing Perrier by the truckload just for you! (my answer)

2. We're all going to stand around and spit. (the general manager's answer)

3. The drunks from the bar are going to stand around the edge and pee into it. (the sales director's answer)

4. God is going to send a special localized storm of the purest holy water that the purest non-sinners will only be able to walk on. Sinners will sink, of course, ending up being the only ones that can actually swim in the pool. So I guess that you'll be swimming, won't you, ma'am? (a combined effort of my brother and me)

Too bad we can't actually say that to these people sometimes.

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Speaking of my brother.... He's awake!!! EEEEK! I'm scared.

So, I'll be back later to visit sites after Doctor Who. Season finale tonight! Yow!

Laters!





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