Wednesday, October 20, 2004

   ROTFLMFAO
Today me and my and Elyse went to the bathroom with some "shit" brownies that looked like real shit and we put it on the toilet seat and smeared it then out iced tea went kinda everywhere so it looked like someone had a leak OMG It was SOOO fucking funny LOL

Song of the day: Ludacris- Splash waterfalls *this song is SOO perverted*

Luda
Oh, oh, oh, say it
Girl
Make love to me
Luda
Oh, oh, oh, wut?
Girl
Fuck me
Luda
Oh, oh, oh, say it
Girl
Make love to me
Luda
Oh, oh, oh, wut?
Girl
Fuck me

(HOOK)

Luda
Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same
Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night
You've got to do it right, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
(Repeat)

Luda
They want it nice and slow, kiss them from head to toe
Relax and let it go, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
They want it now and fast, grabbin and smackin ass
You gotta make it lazt, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
Together holdin handz, you out there spendin grandz
And makin family planz, say it (Girl) Make love to me
Don't have to straighten factz, don't want no stringz attached
Juzt scratchez on yo' back, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
Ex'z aint actin right, and you so glad to fight
Dinnerz by candlelight, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
She got a nigga whipped, down to your fingertipz
Tryin that freaky shit, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
Turn on some Baby Face, juzt for your lady'z sake
You call her baby cakez, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Know how to mack a broad, she'z on your sack and ballz
You call her jabber jawz, wut? (Girl) Fuck me

Luda
Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same
Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night
You've got to do it right, wut? (Girl) Fuck me
(Repeat)

Luda
You bout to buy a ring, she needz tha finer thangz
Gucci designer framez, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Purchaze a nazty flick, wrap up and tie her quick
Know how to drive a stick, wut? (Girl) fuck me
You both unite az one, you tha moon and she'z your sun
Your heart'z a beatin drum, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
You better not have came, she wanna feel tha pain
Then hear her scream ya name, wut? (Girl) fuck me
Follow thiz dictionary, you both some vizionariez
And do it missionary, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
I hear him call tha wild, and do it all tha while
Doggy and froggy style, wut? (Girl) fuck me
You in-between tha sheetz, lickin and eatin sweetz
And what u find you keep, say it (Girl) Make love to me
You do it standin up, orgasimz hand 'em up
Y'all juzt don't give a fuck, wut? (Girl) fuck me

Luda
Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same
Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night
You've got to do it right, wut? (Girl) fuck me
(Repeat)

Luda
You wanna tell tha world, cuz she'z your favorite girl
Your diamond and your pearl, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Nobody haz to know, juzt keep it on tha low
And meet 'em right at fo', wut? (Girl) fuck me
Nothin but fightz and fussin, pluz there'z a lot of cussin
Juzt grab a hold of somethin, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Y'all do that bad stuff, she like it rammed up
Ropez and handcuffz, wut? (Girl) fuck me

Luda
Im bout to throw some game, they both wantin tha same
Cupidz tha one to blame, say it, (Girl) Make love to me
Im bout to shed some light, cuz each and every night
You've got to do it right, wut? (Girl) fuck me
(Repeat)

LOL Froggy style??

<3 Katie
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