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Saturday, July 2, 2005


   you aren't even going to believe this
Hi everyone. You are proably wondering how I am able to update when I said I was going to be out of town. While we left earlier today with my three cats in the car with us and had only been driving about a half hour when a gay looking guy told us that our brake lights did not work. My Mom and Dad however decided that it didn't matter so we just kept going. BIG MISTAKE!!! I listening to my CD player (Marilyn Manson if anyone cares) when my cat, Camo got off my lap. I looked down and to my surprise there was SHIT on my lap. It turns that the heat was making the cats sick, even though it wasn't all that hot today. Next thing I knew there SHIT all over the place. On our suitcases, on us, on the floor, everywhere!! The SHIT stunk really bad and the more shit we wiped up the more SHIT the cats made. We turned around to go back home but it took forever. Since the cats thought it was hot they were panting like dogs, with their mouths hanging open and SPIT and drool was getting all over everything and all over me. Camo had a string of drool like a foot long hanging out of her mouth! SHe kept trying to sit on my lap and got more drool and shit on me. My other siblings were totally freakin' out. THey were like "Oh my god! oh my god! There's shit everywhere!" And the cats all had diarrhea. Next thing know one of my cats leaped up from behind the seat covered in kitty litter. He got litter all over my bottles of water so I couldn't drink them anymore! Also he got litter on the window. It was as if he had rolled around in the litter to try to get cool. On the way back my Dad ran a red light and this dude almost hit us and we had to stop really fast so everyone, including the cats went flying forward. My cat, Camo grabbed my hand with her claw for balance. That did not feel good! When we got home, which was a littler while ago, I had to clean the litter and shit off the cats. Then I had to clean the drool and shit off of my bag. Finally I was able to change out my shit covered pants. My Dad is cleaning out the car. It is like the sickest thing on earth. There is oozing shit all over the place. The good news is that at least we don't have to go see the hick fireworks but I think I would have rather seen the hillbilly fireworks then have been crapped upon. My life sucks!

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