Wednesday, November 23, 2005

   I found some cool and funny quotes and here they are! I had to change some words too because they were spelled wrong.
"When that day comes! All Female Personel will be forced to wear short mini-skirts!" ~Roy Mustang~Fullmetal Alchemist

"I'm NOT SHORT!"~Edward Elric

Oh this is perfect! My arm fell off! What a horrible day!" ~Alphonse Elric


"Your falling apart at the seams Al."~Edward Elric

"Sure Ed, I saw you in her house, on her bed, bawling in your sleep. Oh it hurts! I'm going to pee my pants"~Roy Mustang

"Thats the first time anyone has ever treated me like a kid sience I got this aurmor! Thank you!" Alphonse Elric

"This is the first time I've got treated like Luggage!"~Alphonse Elric


"I think you've shrunk Edward"~Pinako

"Hey! I buy you a wrench and you try to kill me with it?!"~Edward Elric

"Well I was wrong Pipsqueak. You grew and inch." Pinako

"Would you stop calling me a Pipsqueak?!"~Edward Elric

"Alchemy freek!"~Winry

"Machanic nut!"~Edward

"Okay fine, meanie!"~Winry

"Do you think its Possible to send Flame Alchemy through the phone and burn someones ears off?"~Roy Mustang

"God must really hate people who go against him. I was 11 then and he still hates me."~Edward Elric.

"She was kind-hearted, just like Kagome.""Kagome, kind-hearted? Please...""Inuyasha, sit!""Ow!""Sit!""Ow!""Would a kind-hearted person do that?!" (Inuyasha)

"You're just mad cause you lost to Kaugra...*gets hit in the head* Ow! I knew it! You are angry!"~Shippo


"Excuse me ladies..."(inu)"How dare you pass by without bowing your head in respect?!"(bandits)"That's not wise, Inuyasha's in a bad mood today."(shippo)"Bad mood? I'll give you a bad mood!"(bandits)"I"m serious you guys, I'd apologize while you still have the chance..."(shippo)"Too late."(inu) (Inuyasha: Castle Beyond the Looking Glass)

"I told you not to touch her!"InuYasha

"Yes more gentle like this." Miroku

WHO ARE YOU CALLING A RUNT SO TINY THAT HE CAN ONLY BE SEEN WITH A MICROSCOPE YOU JERK?! -Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist

SHUT UP! THERES NO WAY I CAN DRINK SOME WHITE JUICE THATS SECRETED FROM A COW! -Ed, Fullmetal Alchemist (manga)

These..uh...smell good, right? -Al, Fullmetal Alchemist

"Bonzai! Bonzai! Bonzai!"~Inuyasha & Kagome

"Don't call me small or I'll break off your feet and stick them on your head!" ~Edward Elric

" Well, the baby just said now and I am pretty sure she gets to chose!" -Gracia Hughes

"Childbirth is not alchemy, you dope!" - Ed Elric

"Ah, how I yourn for this touch"~Miroku

They always said, if you can't find a door, make one! ~Edward Elric (Full Metal Alchemist)

"Edward. You didn't drink your milk." ~Winry from FullMetal Alchemist

"You must leave, you're the one who injured him!" -Kikyo (Inuyasha: Affections touching across time)

"What's it like, living in a constant haze of stupidity?" -Hiei, from Yu Yu Hakusho

Yahiko-Leggo! Let me go, Ugly!

Kaoru-Wh...Who're you calling ugly. Stupid?!

Yahiko-You, ugly!

Kenshin-oro?(magna)

Sanosuke-I'll take you on with one finger.Ping.

His opponent-Gah!(magna)

Bar tender-Are you guys street performers or something?

Ed-Spew(was drinking a drink through straw)

Ed-Well, fine, but i don't really care about that..(let's move on)

Father Cornello-What!!? Don't belittle my ambition by saying you "don't care!"(magna)

Ed-What's the matter kitty? Taste bad?(magna)

Al-(thinking) Uh-oh He's got a bad idea...(magna)

Lust-Hey, I thought I told you not to eat that.(magna)

Coal minner leader-There's no escape piggy-bank!

Al-Um, I'm a civilian. I'm not a "State" anything.

Al-Not only that, but we broke the laws of Alchemy and now we're stuck with these bodies..I wonder what our teacher would say if she ever found out.. (Thinking...)

Ed-Okay. I'm gonna do something slightly illegal now so you just look the other way for a second.(magna)

Ed-HI EVERYBODY! What a lot of gloomy faces! You're looking cheerful today!

Ed-Don't give alcohol to minors!(magna)

Naurto-YEAH BABY! Talk about motivation!(magna)

Sakura-.......THAT'S SUPPOSED TO BE NINJUTSU! What kind of "Scared Technique" is that? Looks more like he just shoved something right up Naruto's butt!

Sasuke-Huh! They're both buffoons!(magna)

Tazuna-They look like a bunch of wet-nosed brats. ESPECIALLY......the midget. He's got the face of an imbecile. It's a joke, right? You kids aren't really ninja, are you?

Naruto-HAHA! Who'd you mean? Which midjet? Which imbeci...?!

Naruto-I'LL KILL HIM!!!!!(swipe swipe)

Kakashi-Wrong, no killing the old man you've been assigned to protect.

This muffin could conquer the world! Do not underestimate the power of the muffin. The muffin will smite all those who question it. The muffin will crush all nay sayers! He who controls the muffin controls the entire world! ~ Taichi Comic Party

Swim away my fearless fishy! ~ Taichi Comic Party

"I'M NOT LITTLE! DON'T CALL ME MIDGET! OR SHORTY! OR SHRIMP!"~ED(manga)

"let me guess...i'm sure it's full of kind words for the military."~ROY MUSTANG(manga)

"how'd you know...?"~riza hawkeye(manga)

"man, what am i gonna do? i have a date set up later in the evening."~roy mustang(manga)

"i guess the genral's just going to have to sacrifice himself so that we can wrap this thing up right away..."~roy mustang(manga)

"good grief... i'm sure he knew that the situation out east is unstable, and yet he comes here on his vacation......hold on, everyone!i think we can go home earlier today than we thought.the fullmetal alchemist is onboard."~roy mustang(manga)

"are you okay brother?"~al

"yeah, im just peachey.i just love turbulant carrige rides with seats as soft as granite"~ed

"I don't give a rats butt"-InuYasha (InuYasha)

"You CALL ME A RUNT?! A DWARF!? A 'LITTLE PERSON'?!"-Ed Elric (FMA manga)

"So he was subconsciously reacting to the word 'RUNT'"-Al Elric (FMA manga)

"I'm the 'Flame Alchemist' don't forget that"-Roy Mustang (FMA manga)

"I'm Not Dead YET!"-Gramps (Yu-Gi-Oh Manga Vol. 1)

"Oh please Yugi spare me the bull about friendship, will you!?"-Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh movie)

Hmm How shall I say this? Based on my fist impression I'd have to say I HATE YOU. Master Kakashi

Oh....Me? My name is Hatake Kakashi. I'm the kind of person who doesn't feel like talking about his likes & dislikes. My dreams for the future are none of your business... but anyway, I have lots of hobbies. Master Kakashi

My name is Uchiha Sasuke. There are plenty of things I hate, but I don't see that it matters, considering there is almost nothing I do like. It seems pointless to talk about "Dreams"...... That's just a word... But what I do have is determination. I plan to restore my clan. & there's someone I have sworn......TO KILL. Sasuke

What are you trying to do get us all killed!? Inner Sakura

"I am an avenger."-Uchiha Sasuke,Naruto

"You know you want me...."-Uchiha itachi,Naruto

"Sasuke-kun!!!!!"-Haruno Sakura,Naruto

"Sasuke-hottie!!"-Yamanaka Ino,Naruto

"Why are you late, cutie?"Yamanaka Ino,Naruto

"I will never let my comrades die!"Hatake Kakashi,Naruto

"Teamwork is the reason for being a shinobi."Yondaime,Naruto

"That hand again,why can't he touch me somewhere more..romantic?!"--Sango (thinking) about Miroku

Don`t be a hero Joey. ~ Mai valintine (yugioh)

"Your head's the only one that works." ~Haruko FLCL

"Idiot.." ~Shippu Inuyasha

"Will you consider bearing my child?" ~Miroku

"You are to be my wife!" ~The crazy old guy. One of the 6(7?) people..whatever..(from Inuyasha)

"You are my woman now." ~Koga (inuyasha)

"You have no business here. Leave now." ~Sesshomaru (Inuyasha)

"TA-KUN!!" ~Mimisoon (Is that her name??) FLCL

"Snow..." ~Kagome

"You have to be a man. Be strong." ~Inuyasha

"Inuyasha, what are you doing?" ~Kagome

"He has to be confident. I think this will help him." ~Inuyasha

"PERV!!!!!" ~Sango

"When...a person has something precious to pretect, that's when they become truely strong." ~Haku

A dropout will defeat a genius with hard work-Rock Lee (Naruto)

If you give up, I'm sure it'll be quite a relief. No one will bother you, or even pay attention to you. It was alright, but it was still really painful. I felt where was no place for me in this world. But...But...But..I have good friends now. And when I tried my best and didn't give up, good things happened! If you give up, your dreams, and everything else, wil end right here!-Naruto (Movie 1)

Well? what'd you think? These were all from animes-sins.com. Maybe I shall find more quotes.










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