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• 1991-09-29
Location
•  Somewhere, out there 
Member Since
• 2005-02-05
Occupation
• Captain in two armies, the admiral of the Bolivian Navy, a captian in the 'regular' navy, a fighter pilot in the airforce, the Leader of a rebel nation, a pirate and the heiress to the Nestle fortune...among other things of course
Real Name
• I cannot disclose this information for the fear that it might incriminate me...hehheh

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Achievements
• Not dying on Appollo's Chariot (humongo roller coaster), got first job at a Coffee House, cantered a horse without freaking out, mastering a tennis serve, homeruns
Anime Fan Since
• Since I was 6 and saw Go Speed Racer
Favorite Anime
• TokyoBabylon, Nana, Wolf'sRain,xxxholic, PrincessMonoke,SpiritedAway, CastleInTheSky, Bleach, LegalDrug, AdventChildren, Howl's Moving Castle, Karas:TheProphecy, KingdomHearts, SerialExperimentsLain
Goals
• To succeed, to be an accomplished writer, to be a decent artist, to learn German, to learn martial arts, and most of all to find lasting happiness
Hobbies
• Drawing, reading, writing, daydreaming, video games, watching movies, basketball, baseball, bike riding, theotaku, horseback riding, tennis, contemplating the philosophies of life...
Talents
• Drawing, writing, some sports, dancing, finding things, and the cool waitress "balancing a tray on one hand"




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Tuesday, June 7, 2005

   Spongebob Porno-Pants
OMG
Never, I mean never buy pirated movies from ANY foriegn country.
I mean NEVER, it will scar you for life.
Ya' see, my dad brought back some movies from his trip to Singapore, one of them being the Spongebob Movie.
He put it into the DVD player
and all of a sudden the screen froze up and a gianormous looming BUTT pops up on the screen. My dad was like "What the Hell is that?!!" and I'm like "Oh-My-God!!
Augghhh, it's a butt" and I hid behind the pillow, totally digusted. After a few shocked seconds my dad started laughing and cut it off and said "Don't tell your mother" and I'm like "okay".
Apparently there was more on that DVD too - besides the 'Butt'
We threw it out right after.
It turns out that the movie had originally been a porn video and when the Singapore peoples couldn't sell it they taped the Spongebob Movie over it. Nasty, perverted, street vendors.
Aughhh
GET OUT MY HEAD PUTRID IMAGE!!!!
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