Tuesday, July 26, 2005

How to Annoy Santa Claus
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Backroom Log Out Earlier I went on Quizilla and found this thing on how to annoy Santa Claus. Here's what it said. 1.Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds. 2.While he's in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket. 3.Leave him a note, explaining that you've gone away for the holidays. Ask if he would mind watering your plants. 4. While he's in the house replace all his reindeer with exact replicas. Then wait and see what happens when he tries to get them to fly. 5.Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit! 6.Keep an army of mean-looking snowmen on the roof, holding signs that say,"We hate Chirtmas",and "Go away Santa." 7.Leave a note by the telephone, telling Santa that Mrs. Claus called and wanted to remind him to pick up some milk and a loaf of bread on his way home. 8.Leave a plate filled with cookies and a glass of milk out, with a note that says, "For The Tooth Fairy.:)" Leave another plate out with a half a stale cookie and a few drops of skim milk in a dirty glass with a note that says,"For Santa.:(". 9.Take everything out of your house as if it's just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dreesed like a policeman and say,"Well, well. They always return at the scene of the crime." 10.Leave out a copy of your Chirtmas list with last-minute changes ans corrections. 11.While he's in the house, cover the top of the chimney with barbed wire. 12.Throw a surprise party for Santa when he come down the chimney. Refuse to let him leave until the strippers arrive. 13. While he's in the house, find the sleigh and sit in it, As soon as he comes back and sees you, tell him that he shouldn't have missed that last payment, and take off. 14.Leave lots of hunting tropheys and guns up where Santa's sure to see them. Go outside and yell,"Ooh! Look! A deer! And he's got a red nose!"and fire a gun. 15.Leave Santa a note explaining that you moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house. 16.Set a bear trap at the bottom of the chimney. Wait for Santa to get caught in it, and then explain that you're sorry, but from a distance, he looked like a bear. 17.Leave out a Santa suit, with a dry-cleaning bill. 18.Paint "hoof prints" all over your face and clothes while he's in the house. Go out ito the roof. When he comes back up, act like you've been "trambled". Theaten to sue. 19.Instead of ornaments, decorate your tree with Easter eggs. 20.Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and say,"This neighborhood ain't big enough for the both of us." 21.Leave drawings of Santa being stabbed, killed, his tombstone ect. Make sure Santa sees them and then clasp your hands together and laugh evilily.
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