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1992-01-10
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VA Beach, VA
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2005-01-19
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LexiMONSTER
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Anime Fan Since
forevers ago
Favorite Anime
inuyasha, naruto, sonic X, a little pokemon , and full metal alchemist
Goals
scaring little children out of their wits
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singing and comic drawing, and loves to eat small childrens(just kiddin-or m i?)
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drawing and scaring people with my craziness, and eating small children(j/k)
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Wednesday, July 11, 2007
OHMIGAWSH!
So i forgot i had this thing
xD
and my last post was sometime last year
like, 11 months ago
xD
so yea.
i'm back to stay!
so leave me comments
and vote on my pictures!
cos you kno you loooooves them
:D
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Sunday, August 6, 2006
bored
not much to say...my friends birthday is today and i got her a gaara shirt with the kanji for love written on the back...i got one of kyo from fruits basket and one that says "i have gone to find myself. if you find me before i get back, keep me here." well, thats about it...oh yea-i added some new fanart to this thing so comment it if you will...
Happy Birthday Mariah!
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Thursday, August 3, 2006
numb...so numb...
i just got a filling in my back molar and i cant feel my toungue...it's...awkward...to say at the least...
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Saturday, July 1, 2006
aw man!
i just got grounded again...booooooo...and i didnt even do it! and i got blamed for it, just cause it was my friends! ok, im not supposed to let anyone in the house if my dad isnt home, but i didnt. my brother did. i was sleeping until 2 again today...and he let two of my friends in and now im grounded for a week...starting after my little vacation to SC that is starting in...approx. 9 hours from now(it's 1:40 here) and i am bored...oh yea you should check out these funny flashes on newgrounds.com-they're awesome! ok, just type these in the search bar(only for the ppl who like naruto)
akatsuki safari
ANBU spare time
i swear to god youll laugh so hard!
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Friday, June 30, 2006
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
lexi be hyper...peoples better watch out....im gonna be on a sugar high any minute now......YAY CANDY!!!! KAREN GAVE ME CANDY! THEN I HAD COOKIES!!!! YAY COOKIES AND CANDY! THEN COLTON AND CORWIN GOT ME SODA! oh im ok i swear....well anyways i drew a new picture for ashley cause i like to make fun of her love of orochimaru and kabuto soooooooooo..GUESS WHAT! i dunno....you tell me....i hear voices....or maybe it's just the music im playing....god i dunno anymore....oh great i just lost my train of thought...niiiiiice...well im trying to find a new picture for my display(i hate that one of me so im probably gonna find another naruto animeted one...probably my ingonito one...or another sasuke one....i just dunno anymore...) im going away for a few days so all of yinz are just gonna hafta deal with me not being here...unless my uncle lets me use his computer but i seriously doubt that. ok well i think that's it for a while...well, that and mariah's parents are 'renewing' their wedding vows...well, ok the already did but right now im too lazy to go fix it...
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Tuesday, June 27, 2006
heyo ppls!
27 things to do in an elevator
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.
4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.
5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"
7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.
9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.
10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.
11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
12) Ask, "Did you feel that?"
13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
14) When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"
15) Swat at flies that don't exist.
16) Tell people that you can see their aura.
17) Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.
18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"
27) Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into the wall.
If this made u laugh repost this as "27 things to do in an elevator"
by the way, i added a few more peices of my wonderful fanart so id apreciate it if you guys commented it
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Tuesday, June 20, 2006
DEMONIC HAMSTER!!!!!!!!!!
ok, so im not having the best of days. first, i woke up to my dad yelling at harley for sleeping on the couch(and on me). then i went back to sleep after he put her outside and i woke up around 11:30, which is kinda late for me this year since ive been waking up pretty early. so im sitting there, trying to eat, but i just got spacers put in(8 of them) and they're killing me from the inside out, while kamen only got two. loserface.....well, then i walked into my room to get changed, just to find that my hamster went cannible and ate the other three that were in there with him. i almost threw up, it was gross. then mariah came over and cleaned up the mess(we ended up naming him Satan) and did the autopsy(i dunno how to spell it) and she's gonna have a new show. ACSI-Animal Crime Scene Investigation. yea...they're gonna smell good in a week cause we put them in the trash outside after the trash guy came to get all the trash. so we gotta wait another week before they're gone. i mean some on, he was eating one of their heads when i walked in there, and the other two were halfway eaten from the back down! *shivers* nasty...then harley threw up all over the carpet so i had to clean that up and now i have to change Satan's cage before he goes crazy from the smell of dead hamster and begins to eat himself. that wouldnt be too good..........mariah was all like "Lets put him in with the girls so we can have the spawns of Satin running around!" and i was like "Hell. No. he's gonna eat my girls!" yea...his eyes are now a bloodish red-black color so yea...i have the Hannible Satan as a pet...whee.
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Sunday, June 18, 2006
DEMONIC HAMSTER!!!!!!!!!!
ok, so im not having the best of days. first, i woke up to my dad yelling at harley for sleeping on the couch(and on me). then i went back to sleep after he put her outside and i woke up around 11:30, which is kinda late for me this year since ive been waking up pretty early. so im sitting there, trying to eat, but i just got spacers put in(8 of them) and they're killing me from the inside out, while kamen only got two. loserface.....well, then i walked into my room to get changed, just to find that my hamster went cannible and ate the other three that were in there with him. i almost threw up, it was gross. then mariah came over and cleaned up the mess(we ended up naming him Satan) and did the autopsy(i dunno how to spell it) and she's gonna have a new show. ACSI-Animal Crime Scene Investigation. yea...they're gonna smell good in a week cause we put them in the trash outside after the trash guy came to get all the trash. so we gotta wait another week before they're gone. i mean some on, he was eating one of their heads when i walked in there, and the other two were halfway eaten from the back down! *shivers* nasty...then harley threw up all over the carpet so i had to clean that up and now i have to change Satan's cage before he goes crazy from the smell of dead hamster and begins to eat himself. that wouldnt be too good..........mariah was all like "Lets put him in with the girls so we can have the spawns of Satin running around!" and i was like "Hell. No. he's gonna eat my girls!" yea...his eyes are now a bloodish red-black color so yea...i have the Hannible Satan as a pet...whee.
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Friday, June 16, 2006
DEMON HAMSTER!
ok, so im not having the best of days. first, i woke up to my dad yelling at harley for sleeping on the couch(and on me). then i went back to sleep after he put her outside and i woke up around 11:30, which is kinda late for me this year since ive been waking up pretty early. so im sitting there, trying to eat, but i just got spacers put in(8 of them) and they're killing me from the inside out, while kamen only got two. loserface.....well, then i walked into my room to get changed, just to find that my hamster went cannible and ate the other three that were in there with him. i almost threw up, it was gross. then mariah came over and cleaned up the mess(we ended up naming him Satin) and did the autopsey(i dunno how to spell it) and she's gonna have a new show. ACSI-Animal Crime Scene Investigation. yea...they're gonna smell good in a week cause we put them in the trash outside after the trash guy came to get all the trash. so we gotta wait another week before they're gone. i mean some on, he was eating one of their heads when i walked in there, and the other two were halfway eaten from the back down! *shivers* nasty...then harley threw up all over the carpet so i had to clean that up and now i have to change Satin's cage before he goes crazy from the smell of dead hamster and begins to eat himself. that wouldnt be too good..........mariah was all like "Lets put him in with the girls so we can have the spawns of Satin running around!" and i was like "Hell. No. he's gonna eat my girls!" yea...his eyes are now a bloodish red-black color so yea...i have the Hannible Satin as a pet...whee.
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Thursday, May 25, 2006
LOBSTER FACE KAREN!!!!
hey hey i went to the beach with karen and mojo and we saw chanel! we were there for TWO freaking hours until we noticed her-and we were sitting RIGHT NEXT TO EACH OTHER!!!! now that's crazy...and karen has a lobster face...lobster face karen!
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