Saturday, August 6, 2005

   happy birfday mariah!!!!
LEXI: i sing birfday song like golden coral does-ready, set go! 'happy happy birthday, now heres a song for you, happy happy birthday, from golden coral to you! or sumfin like dat.

FLAMES: you know you have the freakiest grammer and spelling issues.

LEXI: like i sed b4, SHUDDUP!!!! i gots a new shirt today day sezz 'i may be STRANGE or even WEIRD but there's never a dull moment!' and i want anoder one dat sed 'by reading dis you have given me bbrief control of your mind' and i lafed at dat shirt.

SASUKE: you are a sad, strange, uhhhhhhh-

LEXI: discombobulated?

SASUKE: yeah, sure, which explains and proves dat opposites attract.

KOGA: she's MY woman ninja, back off.

SASUKE: ican kick your wolf demon butt if i wanted to.

LEXI: but i wont let you cause i control da wolves and dey cannot deny wat da lexi sezz! NONE OF DEM!!!!

FLAMES: cept me.

LEXI: yeah, but your just a smart alek.

SASUKE: what about me?

LEXI: i care bout you, ninjas are awesome, i just control all wolves, and flames, dat includes you, cause if you tink oderwise, i say you hold it in or no fud for you.

FLAMES: fine. nyah

LEXI: HEY!!!! NYAH IS MY WORD!!!! DATS IT!!!! NO FUD FOR YOU!!!!
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Thursday, August 4, 2005

   haha!!!!
i beat da compooter! i is awestastic.

FLAMES: awestastic?

LEXI: i found a way to fuse awesome and fantastic. therefore creating: awestastic!!!!

SASUKE: you have got to be the weirdest girl in the world.

LEXI: i know-cuzz im awestastic.

KOGA: i agree with sasuke, you are weird. but not very awestastic or whatever you just said.

LEXI: nyah.

FLAMES: you guys are all freagin idiots>.<
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Tuesday, August 2, 2005

   i is confoosed
i is confoosed cuzz i no kno how to put up a picture for backround-cant figure it out.

FLAMES: someone help lexi b4 she hurts herself!!!!>.<

LEXI: shut up flames, im perfectly fine doin this by my-

COMPUTER: ZZZZZT!

LEXI: *poofed out afro hair* oooooooooooooooookay, maybe i DO need some help*cough cough. stares blankly out of computer screen looking straight at you*

FLAMES: of those who can't understand lexi's point of view, which is kinda obvious, she's indicating you.

LEXI: AHHHHHHH!!!!! BIG WORDS SCARE ME!!!! MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOP!!!!

KOGA: how did you get so smart?

FLAMES: i read, unlike some people. *stares at naruto*

NARUTO: I READ!!!! just not that often.

LEXI: wait, this was just posed ta be a short, funny yet desperate cry for help-how did it get so long and complimacated?

FLAMES: complicated you freagin idiot.

LEXI: I KNOW DAMN WELL WHAT I SAID!!!!!!!!
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Monday, August 1, 2005

   i like this-got it from kawii_neko_yume's site, hope ya don't mind!
Advice For Crazy People
20 ways to keep yourself insane:
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses
on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone
has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation marks
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11. Specify that your drive-through! order is "to go".
12. Sing along at the opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Devon.
17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children/friends over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. Put this in all of your profiles
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Sunday, July 17, 2005

   i like full metal alchemist^.^

I adopted Ed, Al and a random butterfly! :D
Now back off or get your own!
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   Scars By Papa Roach

Music Video Codes By VideoCodeZone
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Sunday, July 10, 2005

   little brothers suck. BIGTIME
yeah. im bored. karen just left for a month, mariah just got back, and mojo spent the nite last nite. and my little bro will not stop asking me to get on the computer-he's been on for two days straight without sleeping! I CANT BELIEVE HIM! HE IS A LITTLE MONSTER!!!!

MIROKU:lexi, calm down girl, calm down, tis all in his best intrests.
LEXI: shut up miroku, i dont need a preacher. so back off, i will kill the little one soon enSESSHOMARU: i agree with the young girl. she speaks the truth-little brothers suck.
SANGO: well i dont agree.
LEXI: thats cuzz ur little brother is freagin awesome sango.
SHIPPO: i wish i had a younger brother. then i wood kno wat it was like.
LEXI: want kamen? u can have him if u want.
KOGA: u dont hate him that much. do u?
LEXI; yea, i do. for many many reasons, too many to count, too many to remember. but ill try my best to-
HAKAKUH: yea, well, we're gonna go, rite ginta?
GINTA: right, bye!
LEXI: hey! wait up for me!*frantically runs after them*RAR!!!!

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Wednesday, July 6, 2005

   im lonely
dude, nobody comments me and im so lonely. im gonna cry.

KOGA: dont cry lexi, ur not that lonely, uve got me.
LEXI: i kno koga, its just *sniff sniff* waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
INUYASHA: DAMNIT LEXI! IM TRYIN TA SLEEP HERE!!!!
KAGOME: inuyasha, SIT BOY!!!!
*WAM*
LEXI: hehe, i feel better now. thanx guys.
KOGA: wew, now that that's over, we just got back from south carolina and we had a blast, right lex?
LEXI: yeah, i had a ton of fun.
SHIPPO: yeah, ur cousins are very ice lexi, especially nick. i liked him, we had fun playing with kilala and flames.
LEXI: yeah, im gonna go now cuzz aqua teen hunger force is on and then comes u guy'z show, and i cant miss that, and then full metal alchemist comes on. so we're gonna go.
ALL: bye bye!!!!
KILALA: mew!!!!
FLAMES: bark!!!!
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Wednesday, June 8, 2005

   BUSCH GARDENS ROCKED MAN!!!!
guess wat the first ride i went on wuzz..................my dad made me go on the Alpeingiest, one of the world's biggest, fastest, and most extreme rollor coasters, and i went on.ill tell ya this much rite now.im never doin that again.the only time i opened my eyes i saw the clouds and my feet so i imediatly closed them again.but the escape from pompei and the roman rapids were so freaking awesome.kamen didnt want to go on the pompei ride so i went twice-once with my dad and once with trish.we've got pictures.but i think the wait for the curse of dark castle was half worth the wait cuzz it wuzz in 3D, but i got a migrane from it.not to mention it wuzz cold.first it started out watchin a movie thingy then we all stood there freezin.then a picture went up and we walked into, can u believe it-another line.and when we got in sum guy sed "alas, the mystery of the castle has been revealed, beyond the secret door............................is another line!!!!and i just thought it wuzz pretty funny.we were there for bout 12 hours, when it first opened then when it closed.then today my dad and trish dragged me+kamen all over jamestown and williamsburgh for evers.and i never had any breakfast, all cept for a teeny yougurt cuzz trish and dad sed i didnt get up early enough to get breakfast.dad sed sumthin else but im not gonna put that up here.harley and haru went bananas when they saw us.and the amazing thing is the andrews curse didnt follow us to virginia cuzz trish thinks shes a good luck charm or sumthin like that.she thinks shes special.theyre sitting here reading as i rite and crakin up cuzz im riteing wat i usually rite and i think they think itzz funny cuzz i think dad almost fell outta the rockin chair.it woodve been funny cuzz hes got a beer in his hand and i woodve spilled all over the place.now my feet hurt like crazies and dad and trish just left and itzz like bed time for me so im gonna go.bye byezz

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Wednesday, June 1, 2005

   i hav no idea wat happened
guess wat happened today?well it just miracuously started raining and eric and karen and puppy came over and we all kinda had a party in the rain, and i really cant remember nething else that went on today cept i got into trouble cuzz harley got the carpet dirty and since she's my doggy i had ta clean up her mess.but the good news is...............im gonna go ta busch gardens this weekend!woooooooooooooooooooooooohoooooooooooooooooooo!i get ta go up with my little bro and dad and dads girlfriend trish.then me+my dad r gonna ride sum rollor coasters while kamen and trish stare at us with that ''u guyzz r so freakin crazy'' look on their faces but im happy cuzz this is the first time ive been to an amusment park since i lived in germany and went to france ta c the eifle tower, notra dame, and go to euro disney.but it sux cuzz i coodnt c the mona lisa.
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