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Monday, September 12, 2005

   funny evil song-if you like smokey the bear do not read
Anti Smokey

It’s Smokey, Smokey the bear
He’s got lots of hair
And he’s really fuzzy
But when he talks to you
You’re gonna go poo
Cause he’s really scary.

Don’t talk to Smokey
When you need a hand
We don’t need some bear to lean on
But you could talk to Smackey
And he’ll understand
We all need a froggy to lean on.

Screw Smokey!
Smokey the bear
He’s got lots of hair
And he might eat your leg
But Smackey the frog
Is really super-cool
Plus he cannot eat you.

Get Smackey
Smackey the frog
From those stupid brits
Plus they might eat him up
So we’ll save his life,
And he might save ours
From stupid Smokey the bear.

Screw Smokey
Smokey the bear
He killed the air.
And smells so bad
Dude, he needs a bath
And maybe some soap
We don’t need stinky bears to lean on.

Frogs don’t have a smell
And they cannot fart
So they won’t kill the air
So let’s grab our axes
And chop off his head
We don’t need that Smokey anymore.

So let’s all go to London
Before Smacky’s dead
We all need that froggy to lean on.
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