Sunday, March 12, 2006

   20 and 60 ways to annoy the uchihas!
First Sasuke Uchiha:
1.) Hug him in public and say, "I love you Sasuke!"
2.) When he is sleeping, dye his hair girly-pink then paint his nails pink.
3.) Get rid of his clothes and replace them with girl clothes, them make him wear them outside, and take a picture of him!
4.) Invite him to a girls only sleepover and make him come by telling him that all the guys will be there^//^
5.) Invite Itachi to Sasuke's birthday party.
6.) Take all his stuff and claim them as yours.
7.) Find a kitty and say, "What a cute kitty! I know you love it Sasuke!" all day.
8.) Go to a website with his theme on it and turn your speakers all the way up. Then replace all the cool parts with parts from the barney song. Then make him listen to it.
9.) Walk around and say, "Gaara is way cuter and cooler than Sasuke!!"
10.) Make-out with him. ^-^'
11.) steal his bandana.
12.) when playing truth or dare, make him wear pink for a week. (after all, only tough guys wear pink. XD either that or their gay.XD)
13.) while he's sleeping draw on his face with lipstick.
14.) Write, Sasuke+Sakura = one pissed off Naruto on all the outside walls of the village.
15.) kick his ass when he tries to fight you.
16.) have him open up to you, then copy down all his sensitive things and post them up on the school bullitin board for all to see.
17.) pretend to hate his guts but put annonomous notes in his......uh............whatever works.....saying that you love him _____ (in some gross wrong way. XD XD XD)
18.) push him in some mud.
19.)when he's in a hurry, detain him longer.
20.)Tell him Naruto got his head stuck in some Ramen bowl and only he could help him now, once he takes off, run far away.

Now Itachi Uchiha:
1. Walk up to him and say, "Hi!"
2. Ask him why he didn't kill Sasuke and keep asking, "Why?" over and over again
3. Drop a pail of chile/sour cream (mixed) on him
4. Stare at him for no reason
5.Point to a part of your face, keep telling him he's got something "rrrriiiiggghhhttt there, no here, no HERE, here damn it! I GIVE UP!" and stomp out madly
6. Steal his nail polish and tell him Orochimaru took it
7. Trick him into swearing that he will never kill again--
8.--when (if!) you do show Sasuke where Itachi is hiding (at the time)
9. Make Kisame raise his hand and say with an austrilian accent, "I am a nice shark, not a mindless eatin' machine, fish are friends, not food" and try to get Itachi to do the same
10. Look at his nails, scream, "BLOODY MURDER!!" and pretend to faint
11. Ask him where he got his nail polish
12. When he falls asleep steal his clothes--
13.-- and paint his nails pink color
14. Mess up his hair and ask him why he overslept
15. Yell, "damn!" for no reason then when he asks you what happened, then say, "nothing..." with shifty eyes
16. Say random things
17. Poke him at random times
18. Keep pretending to throw shurikens or kunais at him (but don't!) and tell him that you thought you heard something past him
19. Ask him if you can use him and his brother in your disfunuctional family class
20. Ask him if you can use him as a pratice dummy for fighting
21. Ask him if he can be your disection project
22. When he's spying on Naruto tell everyone where he's hiding
23. Ask him where he got his contacts and ask how much they cost
24. Keep changing your accent when talking
25. Ask him if he'll kill your family for you, when he says, "no" then ask him, "Why?! You killed your's and this time, make SURE that you get the brother..."
26. Pratice random jutsu's on him when he's least expecting it and tell him your just checking his reflexes
27. Blame him for everything that happens (like the rain)
28. Say he's not specail and you've also got the Sharingan, its just that your wearing contacts
29. Ask him for different ways to piss him off and don't stop until he helps you
30. Try to smuggle out his feelings for Sasuke--
31.--when (again if!) you do tell Sasuke--
32.--tell everyone--
33.--tell everyone that HE knows for that matter
34. Ask him about that sleepover that inculded cell 7
35. Yell, "SHUT UP!" at him when he's not talking
36. Scream 'Mistakes,' 'Boulvard of Broken Dreams,' 'Silver and Cold,' and 'My U.S. of Whatever' when he starts talking at the top of your lungs
37. Scream, then say that you thought you saw the nine-tail fox again
38. Ask him if you can borrow his cloak
39. Tell him that the cloak doesn't match his eyes and make a huge fuss about it
40. When Orochimaru walks by, hug Itachi and yell, "He's MINE!"
41. Keep asking, "watcha doin?"
42. When he fights Sasuke, cheer Sasuke on
43. Say, "Itachi has a heart of gold... if you understand him"
44. Go through mood swings for no reason
45. Tell him, you saw him taking ballet lessons a few days ago.
46. When Kisame is gone say you're having shark fin soup
47. Buy him a Sasuke pin cushion (a.k.a. voodoo doll) and needles for Christmas (or Hunakah for those Jewish people)
48. Tell him he broke a nail... again
49. When he cooks something ask him if its still alive
50. Ask him if he's a virgin--
51. --ask him why
52. Keep rambling on about something.
53. Steal his headband
54. Ask him how he scratched his headband
55. Try and get 'Butterfly' stuck in his head
56. Ask Itachi, "Why do you get a konoha symbol on your headband and Kisame gets these four lines?"
57. Scream at the top of your lungs and say you saw an ant
58. Ask him if he works with Satan
59. Sing 'Dream a Dream' over and over again
60. Start a rumour about him and Sakura

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well hope you have enjoyed them ^-^'*i wanna cookie*

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