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Sunday, June 18, 2006


   DEMONIC HAMSTER!!!!!!!!!!
ok, so im not having the best of days. first, i woke up to my dad yelling at harley for sleeping on the couch(and on me). then i went back to sleep after he put her outside and i woke up around 11:30, which is kinda late for me this year since ive been waking up pretty early. so im sitting there, trying to eat, but i just got spacers put in(8 of them) and they're killing me from the inside out, while kamen only got two. loserface.....well, then i walked into my room to get changed, just to find that my hamster went cannible and ate the other three that were in there with him. i almost threw up, it was gross. then mariah came over and cleaned up the mess(we ended up naming him Satan) and did the autopsy(i dunno how to spell it) and she's gonna have a new show. ACSI-Animal Crime Scene Investigation. yea...they're gonna smell good in a week cause we put them in the trash outside after the trash guy came to get all the trash. so we gotta wait another week before they're gone. i mean some on, he was eating one of their heads when i walked in there, and the other two were halfway eaten from the back down! *shivers* nasty...then harley threw up all over the carpet so i had to clean that up and now i have to change Satan's cage before he goes crazy from the smell of dead hamster and begins to eat himself. that wouldnt be too good..........mariah was all like "Lets put him in with the girls so we can have the spawns of Satin running around!" and i was like "Hell. No. he's gonna eat my girls!" yea...his eyes are now a bloodish red-black color so yea...i have the Hannible Satan as a pet...whee.
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