Monday, April 2, 2007

XD
Just a little comment on today:
Nobody should ever have to end the day by cheering, "YES!! I DIDN'T GET SUSPENDED!!"
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Wednesday, February 28, 2007

   The Story My Brother Told Me
( This is a story that I heard from my older brother. )
"Once upon a time, there was a man who had no horse, and no love. He lived up on top of a hill and had very little land and money. So one day, he decided to go down to the town and he got a horse..."
(At this point, I asked:)
"What, he bought it?"
"No, he stole it."
"Oh, okay."
"So, as I was saying, he took the horse back to his house on the hill; but he couldn't get any love from the horse, because it was a man-horse.
So he rode the horse into town and he bought some peanut-glands..."
"You mean, peanuts?"
"No! Shut up. Okay. So, he bought these peanut-seeds,"
"Peanuts ARE seeds."
"Shut up! So then, he took these peanut-glands- dammit, I mean seeds- and he planted them at his house. And he tried to grow them, but he couldn't. So one day, it rained, and all the peanut-seeds washed down the hill into the valley.
Now, in the valley was the Valley High School For Children, and, um, it was an all-girl's school, and the peanut-seeds impregnated them-"
"What?!"
"Shut UP!! I'm telling you a story, so just be quiet."
"Fine, sorry."
"-and all their parents were really angry, so they made him marry all of them. Now the guy wasn't much for bigamy, but he did it anyway, and by the end he had a horse and love. So the moral is, 'He couldn't grow the peanuts, but the peanuts helped him grow.'"
(I stared at him for a little while.)
"Oh... um, okay..."
"Right. That's it."
(Can anyone else make any sense of this story?! O__O)
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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

He's a KAREN. >:(
Dane Cook is unpleasantly accurate when he remarked that in one group of friends there is, indeed somebody that NOBODY LIKES.
In my group of friends, this person is Aaron.
Aaron is an ass.
For those of you who're a bit slow on the uptake, that's all you need to read. For the rest of you, I'll go into detail.
Aaron doesn't seem to understand the meaning of "No, you idiot."
He has done everything from taking my lunch (infuriating) to dating people I like (which I don't care about, to be honest. It's just as far away as I can think of.)
I'm sure I'm not the only person here who's just had a moment where you slam your fist into the wall and scream,
"He's just so GODDAMN HARD TO KILL!"
I swear the guy has nine lives or somesuch.
>_>
Anyway, none of my friends seem quite as irritated by him as I am, though they do seem irritated, so am I just a jerk or is he really just an ass? I wish I knew. @_@ Oh well.
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Monday, February 12, 2007

^__^;;
Yeah, I forgot.
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Friday, January 19, 2007

Tacos. o.o
Whoo! I figured something out. Since I have a busy and cooler-than-thou schedule, I'm only going to post here from school. :3 That means those of you that like reading my stupididty are going to have to wait for new ones monday-through-friday, seven to, um, how about three?
The bad news is, I'll most likely be killed or forget or something, so it'll be slower.
The good news is it MIGHT be more consistant. ^^:
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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

"The Producers" Meets Fullmetal Alchemist. xD

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Wednesday, October 4, 2006

One out of every five people believes everything they read.
After seeing some of my friends after a year or two of absence, the first thing they do is make a snide Yaoi joke.
If that wasn't enough, when I was dumb enough to run smack into a bolted-shut door, NOBODY, I repeat, NOBODY asked me if I was ok.
What did they do?
Laughed.
They pointed and they laughed.
Oh well. What else could I expect? They are my friends after all. -sigh-
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Friday, September 22, 2006

Hubs
Why isn't there a otaku-hub for Naoki Urasawa's "Monster"? It's a great anime, really acclaimed.
Ok, so it ISN'T VIZ or some super-popular brand like that, but who can resist a story about a doctor and psycho killer eight-year-old?
Not me, apparently. The main man is Dr. Tenma, a rising star in Germany's hospitals ( Did I spell that right? ^__^; ), and well, to put things bluntly, his careeer goes pretty much supernova when he saves a pair of attempted-murder victims, one ( Johan... duh ) who was shot in the head, and the other his traumatized sister.
Hehe. I totally went out of the way to write a pretty much spoiler-free version of that.
I don't think any mods keep up with my posts, but... still. With all the new hubs, why isn't this one on the list?
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Coal is used in COKE!! O_O
Yes. The above is true.
I'm not sure why I'm telling you this, but I just found it funny. I found that fact on a Public School site, along with the word "Porusrocks."
<_< Don't ask me why their space bar is apparently broken for that word only. I don't know.
Anyway, this is the table I found.
62% electric production
31% industrial uses
6% coke
1% residential & commercial
Yes.
That's coal usage.
It really makes ya love coke, dosen't it?
I thought so.
I don't know what kind of Coke they're talking about, though, and I don't really care. I kind of suspect it's the soda.
Even if it is, I'm still drinking it.
My life reminds me sometimes of the FLCL manga- a few days ago, when I was leaving the mall with my friends, there were a whole bunch of ambulances and things.
We sat down on the curb and didn't even notice until someone came by with a stretcher.
Even then, the only thing I said was,
"So... where are we going for lunch?"
instead of the ovbious, "Hey, an ambulance."
The response was,
"You already had lunch,"
instead of,
"I wonder what happened to that guy on the stretcher there."
You get the point.
Fun times.
:3

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>_>
I'm breaking the law.
Not exactly the law, but I am doing something that is frowned upon. I'm posting from a school. ^_^;
Sorry.
I couldn't resist, after seeing all the FMA updates that have been going on, and it really makes me wonder...
WHERE THE HELL WAS I?!
I love FMA, (and Bleach, and Death note, and... well, you get the picture) and I guess I'm just not as informed as I thought I was. I doubt it.
However, I can't see how else I could have overlooked the DVDs... and the movie... and the second game.
Hmm. It could either be them, or the seventeen cups of coffee I had last night.
I blame the coffee.
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