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Monday, May 21, 2007

Twilight. Yeah, you know. The book.
Okay. Time for another rant. This time, I'm going after YOU, Stephanie Meyer! *glare*
So I'm sure everyone has heard about this new published fangirl candy, Twilight, and it's sequel. Yeah, I've done my homework. Read the book.
It's a piece of shit.
That's right! It needed to be said! It was the most predictable, stereotypical, uncreative and uninspired piece of shit I've ever read, and believe me, I've read a lot. Every page I turned I threw up a little in my mouth. Why is the modern world so enthralled with someone who knows what an adjective is and proceeds to USE IT?
Yeah! Wow! Look at me, I'm Stephanie Meyer! I use words like "topaz" in normal conversation! HA, HA, HA.
No.
Today was the final straw for me, on Neruogalaxy.co.uk's Okaki site, seeing a half-assed drawing of one of the main characters. The book made me want to shoot myself in the face, and now THIS? And you just know there's a movie coming. Oh yes. Fox is probably going to devour THAT carrion.
Why can no one else stop drooling over this book to realize that it's crap? Why are people to dazzled by sequins to notice the UTTER FAILURE BEHIND IT?
And another thing. Vampire propaganda. Think about it- even if you're a real fan of this book* (*AKA Piece of shit) I bet you know vampires aren't sparkly little fairies whose only abilities consist of being really fast, really cold, and really ignorant.
Seriously- if you want a good book, try ANY of Douglas Adams's novels or short stories. Not this vampire propaganda shit.
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