THE QUESTIONS THAT NO-ONE ASKS, AND SOME THEY DO... |
Created by natalieclaire and taken 1407 times on bzoink! |
| Do you ever lick glass? | ummm...no |
| Is your phone on the charger? | yes, all 5 of them |
| Is your phones battery running low? | probably |
| What is your name? | Paige |
| Age? | 15 |
| Sex? | Female |
| Do you like to party? | depends on my mood |
| Is it cold over there? | nope |
| Where do you live? | Minnesota |
| Do you smell bad or good? | i think I'm in between rigt now |
| Have you taken out the garbage? | nope |
| What is your favourite question? | haha..this one guy said this to me the other day and i loved it...he said... "Do you want to know how to sex with me?" |
| Would you ever prostitute yourself? | hell no |
| Have you ever been abused by a loved one? | yep |
| This includes emotional abuse... | yep |
| Do you love yyour family? | I love some, but hate some others |
| Why? | because some are jerks and others arent |
| Do you have broadband? | Does cable count? if so then yes |
| Capitals or lower case? | both |
| Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute | drug dealer sells drugs, prostitute sells sex |
| Have you ever fucked a prostitute? | nope and never will...blech |
| Do you smoke like its going out of fashion? | I used to |
| Alcohol and drugs? | No alcohol, but some drugs occasionally |
| Are you thirsty? | yeah actually....lmao |
| Whats your grandfathers name? | Donald |
| Whats your best friends name? | Travis |
| Do you have a penis? | no |
| would you like one? | sometimes....like when its "that time of the month" lol |
| Are you a loser? | lmao.....yeah |
| Why do you take these silly surveys anyway? | because I'm bored as hell |
| YAY! QUESTION 31! | YAY! .:hops up and down:. .:dances:. .:twirls:. .:twirls into a lamp:. .:falls and breaks her leg:. OUCH KIBIBBLES!!! |
| Do you use the tab button? | yep like right now as im taking this survery |
| Do you type fast? | yep |
| Do you say whatever comes into your head? | most of the time |
| Do you like the smell of lawn clippings? | yeah |
| What is you fucking problem? | which one?? I have many |
| Are you a whingy little teenage fuck? | sometimes |
| What would you buy with 3 dollars and 50 cents? | I'd give it to the Loch Ness Monster lmao.... .:South Park reference for those of you who LOVE south park like me! :. |
| Is it legal for you to drink? | nope |
| Do you ever hold it when you need to urinate? | yep |
| Whats your stool like? | ewwwwwwww |
| How are you? | im ok I guess |
| Why are you hitting me? | because I hate you |
| Why do I ask stupid questions? | Because youre a retard |
| Bounty, Mars or Smarties? | wtf is bounties? and smarties all the way biotch! |
| Have you ever screamed out the wrong name while being fucked? | nope |
| Whats your eye color? | teal |
| yes.... | no |
| describe your feet in three words....... | ugly....icky...sometimes smelly |
| Are we there yet? | NO NOW SHUT UP!!! DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS CAR AROUND!!! |
| How many of these surveys have you done anyway? | like....5 |
| Favourite position( EXCLUDING DOGGIE, so predictable...) | Spread Eagle or missionary |
| Do you do this "......" all the time? | ................. yep |
| Are you a bit silly? | hehe...nope...im a LOT silly |
| Will you please pour me a drink? | hell no, get ityourself you crazy dutch bastard!!! |
| Gotta light? | yep hold on a second .:pulls out a lighter and sets the guy on fire:. SO NOW....HOWS THAT LIGHT??? lmao |
| Where can we get on?......... | hmmm....nowhere cuz you suck monkey! |
| I dont want to drive too far....... | well....all you have to do is drive yourself home and were good |
| Tell me about the last time you stayed in a motel... | last summer when I had to work at a place like 4 hours drive away from me |
| When did you last have sex? | yesterday |
| Do you like the word "penetration"? | hehehehehehe....funny word....lmao |
| Nearly done, Whats your ideal poo? | hmm....idk |
| Whats your msn so I can add you? (just kidding!) | do you seriously want it?? bcuz i dont care either way, im never on |
| How often do you use the refresh button? | not very often |
| Will you please go out with me? I am such a desperate loser..... | lmao...yes you are....and hell no! youre a desperate loser! lmao |
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.:cries:. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MORE OUCH KABIBBLES!!!!!