Monday, July 26, 2004

   July 26th
Quote of the Day:
Don't think that your charm and the fact that your arm is around my neck, will get you in my pants, I'll have to kick your ass and make you never forget.

(It'll make sense if you read on)


Let's just say I had a crap week. That'd make life so much easier. Humorous, in both ends, but pretty much crap all around. Alright, first off, yesterday I went to future shop (cropped clothes and everything, even though the employees are pretty much preverted older men) to buy some dvd-tape-things for my new video camera, and the dude, instead of asking if he could help me, asked me if I'd go out with him. Wonderful. In the middle of future shop. As always, I was flattered, but I declined (as usual) politely with "That's very nice of you, but my mom would kill you. You're like, way older than me, anyways." so he got a bit curious and asked me how old I was. I was getting a bit pissed off now, because I wanted a camera, and not a man, but I tried to act nice, as I usually do (Oh shutup Momo :P). So I was like "At least a decade younger than you. Hi Mom!" and my mom walks by, and then all of a sudden you hear "Will that be all then?" I thought that was completely hilarious. I mean, I do enjoy older men, but like no more than 5 years older. Ten just doesn't work for me. He was cute though... but the way my lifestyle works, sorry to say he wouldn't be able to afford me on a future shop salary. Ouch... that seems little bit harsh ^_^;; So ya. Lucky me. And it doesn't end there @_@

I recently had a family birthday party, and endowed a lot of money. Warning: Money in my hands is a horrible thing.

So I went to the mall with a friend today, to go man shopping for her. I mean, she's such a pretty little thing, but she still thinks that like guys have cooties or something lol. That was sooooo third grade man :P So I found and wore my Weapons Of Mass Seductions: (Definition: That top, that look-The things you wear or do that give you sexual super powers) The Dress, The Shoes, The Purse, and The Lucky Jeans underneath. They don't call them W.O.M.S. for nothing man. Just be prepared for consequences if you wear The Dress, The Jeans, or anything else. If you're not ready for the consequences, you're not ready for W.O.M.S.

So ya, we went (clothes) Man Shopping for a bit, and we found some suitable candidates for my friend, using my magical girl powers lol. They were cute and all, but we had to test them for stability, because the one thing my friend is afraid of is having her heart broken. So this is where the W.O.M.S. come in.

I'm really useful, aren't I? lol

So we went shopping around. Normally, I would have been okay with the events (well some of them) if it was for me, because this is a no-holding-back summer, but I got irritated because it was for a friend, and because I had visited the dentist an hour before.
Basically, I didn't like the way he talked to her or me, the tones, mannerisms, and expressions, and the way he behaved. Solution?

I kicked his horny teenage boy ass.

(With high heels) Ouch.

And although I didn't actually mean to hurt him, I think it'll leave a mark.

What's sweeter? He got kicked out of the mall, and I didn't.
Did I ever mention that I LOVE THE WAY THIS SYSTEM WORKS?

So ya, that's been my crap week. But I guess I learned a lesson this week: You can't expect people not to act weird around you when you look like you're from a freaking high-class porno movie.

...wait.

Is there such a thing? lol

ANYWAYS, I'm out. Got the new cosmopolitan, and I desperately need some summer reading.

See ya guys later.

Oooh, and demonprincess, I'll get to work on your request a.s.a.p!
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