Monday, September 13, 2004

September 13th
As promised, my unedited emails to Maureen about how my summer vacation went. You can visit her site at: www.morning-glow.net/m

WARNINGS: This is quite possibly the longest post you will have ever read in your life. Proceed with extreme caution. This may take a long time, and if you just wanna skip to the good stuff, just read the middle ones. I know that some of it doesn't make sense because they were ack and forth reply sort of emails, but here's hoping you'll get a laugh anyways ^_^ Happy reading!

EMAIL ONE:

From: stephanie vizvary
To: button_sized@hotmail.com, kathleen_desouza@hotmail.com, simplicity_gone@hotmail.com
Subject: OHayo from Mexican waters!
Sent: August 30, 2004 11:11:21 PM
Ohayo! Writing to you from the lovely ocean. It's blue, from what I can tell :P Ok. Now I know that you're thinking that I'm writing to you because I forgot your addresses. That's a lie. I didn't forget them, I misplaced them XD haha naw, I have them, so you'll be getting more postcards if you haven't gotten the two I sent already (from various destinations in Alaska). I just dropped by to say hi, and discuss some random topics at hand because I'm pretty much confined due to some of the situations to be discussed. Beware pms and the-fifty-cents-a-minute-typing-and-spelling-skills. Damn home wreckers. Making innocent people broke... well ANYWAYS! Let's continue lol. My name is Stephanie, and I have a problem. Wait... you already knew that one XD lol okies...

Three extensively important things you need to know about me on this vacation:

1) I'm not the only girl here. There are many. They are sluts. They piss me off. Therefore, I hang around with all the guys. I pretty much, instead of making friends here, made many female enemies, and the reason for that will be discussed in point number two.

2) Many, many, many sexy (and mine) men. Ah. Ofcourse. The reason two intelligent individuals that can be best friends are worst enemies (and bitches) the next day. I have never seen so many sexy men of all races and from all over. I'm a very happy person. Of course, it being day two already, I've narrowed my selection to two individuals (that "The Bitch" had an eye for) who I spend most of my free time with(Well, I only spend my time with one, but the other was just to piss her off. It didn't hurt that he looked like WB's Travis Fimmel, a.k.a. the sexy teen tarzan dude lol). Sexy. Yeah. Having a great time. A week ago, it was the summer of Stephanie. I changed the title. The summer is now proclaimed the "SUMMER OF SEXAHNESS!!!". And this will probably go through one ear and straight out the other in most cases, but I'm bored, and can't go anywhere, caused by point number three.

3) I was Michael Jackson. I am no longer. I have moved in status to hillbilly RED neck (well, kind of...). Yup. You heard me right. I'm no longer white like paper. It's WAY worse. You know when you put a crab or lobster in water and it goes bright red? Think ten times worse. My skin is so white, that within five minutes it changed from white to red (can you say OOOOH CANADA! XD). Now comes the response: Then why didn't you get inside where you won't get burnt. Response: I just wanted to see what closing my eyes on a lawn chair in the middle of the ocean was like. I didn't put on any sunscreen, figuring I'd be there for five minutes. I was there for almost two hours. It's really something you have to see to believe. I'm completely multi-tonal. Red like a lobster on one side (front, which was exposed) and STILL white like paper on my back and shoulders. I was about to cry. I'll send you the picture. It's bloody awful. So basically, I'm not going swimming unless I absolutley have to (like tomorrow. Going cave tubing).



So ya, now that you know my fun points, laugh your ass and THANK GOD that you're NOT me.

Much love from Mexican waters, Steph <3 (oh, and I mentioned you guys a lot to my guy friends ^__________^ hehe I'm diabolical, aren't I?)


EMAIL TWO:

From: stephanie vizvary
To: button_sized@hotmail.com
Subject: RE: OHayo from Mexican waters!
Sent: August 31, 2004 6:12:07 PM




Ha. Thanks for the sympathy XD I need it :P Oh, I knew that ya would ask about that first. I know you too well, darlin'. Well, pick your choice. *hands list* But I think out of all of them I've seen, there's this guy that is like absolutely gorgeous and perfect for you ^_^ He's real nice, and smart, and (you guessed it) Asian. But I mean, absolutely gorgeous. As in nice and tall, and sinewy and ripped and our age and tanned and wearing a shell necklace <33 Hehe I love man jewellery. So ya <3 hehe Don't think I left you guys out of this :P Hehe. It was weird though. I was talking (medical miracle XD) with the group of guys I officially hang out with now, and he was the one who brought YOU as in Maureen a.k.a. Mo up. I was like sweeeeeeeeeeeet. I don't have to do any work. SO you have a fanclub lol <3 And he's hot (there are other guys if ya want more though. Homewrecker :P), so ya ^_^ *happy, smile, hello!*



And about the sunburn, usually they do go brown, but in my case I damaged the skin so profusely that it's just gonna peel off and I'll be Michael Jackson again. No worries, there's a whole week of brownifying to do ^_^



About The Bitch, OMG I have the most funny story ever of her trying to outdo me and failing miserably. I think that's her life. But it's pretty much screwed up, because in the case of classy versus trashy, I got the guy again <3 And you will NEVER believe what his name is XD



...Get ready for it...

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Chole XDDDDD (Because he has real dark hair, so they named him after the energy source coal, or so he says. I don't believe it though XD)



He's sexy. Ya. Really sexy. That's all ya need to know ^_^

You know, I think I should go on vacation more often. Screw Pickering. Goddamn half a buck a minute internet connection. You see, I'd tell you the whole bloody story, but it's been SO mean girls, honestly you could have made a movie out of my vacation. I've never bloody seen anyone that physically hated me so much lol. Oh well ^_^ I got the sexy man. I got the aloe. I got a sunburn. I got the sexy man with the aloe for my sunburn XDDDD



Oh ya. This is the life.



Write to you a.s.a.p. The postcard store opens at 6... and it's 6:05... so ya, Imma gonna look out my window, put a sign on (I'll explain this part waaaaaaay later) and go for postcards and beer! ..weeeelll, postcards anyways lol. Postcards are fun. I just need a pen now. But everything here is so bloody expensive. DId you know that a gallon of gas is 10$ American here? Shit. And I thought we had it bad. Oh, by the way, we're in Belize, with is in South America, I believe. Went for a rainforest trek and a underwater cave tube-y thing. I'll give ya all the fun details later though, because my time limit expires in like two minutes and now I need to type like a mad woman lol

I'll email you again a.s.a.p. (guess who won bingo AGAIN XD) cuz I'm locked and loaded. It's good to here from intelligent female life. I miss you like candy.. haha that's a song XD



Anyways, sorry to keep ya for so long. Much love, and see ya in a couple of days, chicka <3

~Stephie chan

(OMG, btw, the asian guy's name is Sasuke <33333 SQWEEEEEEEEEEEE!)


EMAIL THREE:

Haha, hi to you too @_@. Ok, there's lots of questions, so I'll try to answer as many as possible for ya, just because you're cool. Okie dokies. On the topic of Sasuke (oh yeah, I basically asked for his whole life story and bored the rest of the world to tears with my riddicuous questions):

*Mother is Japanese, Father is English (Weird combination, eh?)

*He is definately not gangstah XD

*He's not imaginary

*He's interested in Asian culture (why I brought you up in the first place)

And that's all I can remember for now because I can't remember anything due to massive sun exposure.. or something like that. ...WHat was I saying? XD



Okies. Umm, well I saw him the first day, and today, but he does this running thing every afternoon, so I might be able to snap one for ya. He goes about 5ish, so that would be now lol...

Ummm, no I haven't joined anything slutty, because well, people like that stress me out.

Having an ODD day, however.

Went to a beach to chillax with Chole today (oh yes, all my parents want is me back before 1 a.m., and they don't care what I do with the rest of the day).. well not only Chole, but ya get the point. And yes, I'm still a lobster, but it's getting better. Before I was red like a cherry tomato, and now I'm just pink like...something pink lol.

It was being a bitch and being really painful today though, so I just sat on a chair and watched people do stuff all day. Honestly, it was hurting so bad, I had to like pinch myself to keep from bursting into tears lol.

About the identities th0ugh, I have a new one.

COCONUT SMUGGLER XD

THey say you can't bring anything living back on board, but Alex really wanted a coconut, NO IDEA WHY, so of course, naturally, it was in a very tall tree. Solution (oh no you wouldn't believe that I would do something this STUPID): Take a lounging beach chair. Place a normal sitting chair on top. Have Sasuke hold them in place while having Chole climb up the chairs. Have another guy hold Chole in place while I climbed on his shoulders. Twist off a coconut (much harder than it looks XD) and try not to all fall down (which of course, we did. I landed in the water though. They got to bust their asses on sharp rocks lol). So now, we wrapped the coconut in a towel (after playing hot potatoe) and hid it under stuff in my bag, so customs wouldn't catch us for illegally smuggling coconuts.

Tell me that is NOT irrational XD

Irrational, but fun ^_^

And it was sqweee today, because in exchange for me not bitching all day about how much pain I'm in, Chole went and found me a whole bunch of sea shells to take home so I wouldn't have to bend down and cause a riot XD That's a left handed way around a good deed...

As for pictures, if I can, I will. I'm not promising anything, however, because you don't always see people everyday (as in some hot men cases, I see them one day, and never see them again). I know I have one with chole (before I got fried) but other than that, unless I can round everyone up, things aren't looking too good (that doesn't mean I'm not gonna phone everyone's room for a photo shoot at 7 a.m. though XD)

It's lovely to hear from you too, and don't worry about the fifty scents. I enjoy doing this when I have no one to hang out with, like as in right now. Damn people leaving me because of my damn burn. Well, I guess I'd been complaining to hell and high water.. you win some you lose some, eh?

Well, I'll talk to you in a little bit. Gonna get something to drink, and take a nice long shower. You know, the statement is true. Sand does get everywhere. Like.. into the clothes I haven't worn yet... that's oddddd...

well, I'll stop wasting your time darlin.

Have a nice day ^_^ ~STeph


EMAIL FOUR:

Wooo. Got some complimentary minutes, so here goes (gotta make it quick though XD).

Today, we're in Cozumel, Mexico. Me and the guys went to chill at the beach after my family and I (plus Sasuke XD) went helmet diving ^___^ Soo much fun, except for the fact that I'm afraid of fish XD Haha man, they freakin' swim right near you, but Sasuke wanted to be a jackass and throw some fish food in my general direction. Oh yeah. I freaked out. The food landed on my helmet, and all you hear are cloinks because giant ass fish are banging into my helmet. I was screaming and screaming, but naturally, you couldn't hear me because I had a helmet on and was like 40 feet underwater *shudders*. Yaaay ^_^ I learned how to scuba dive too ^_^ It hurts soo bad after though. My ears were popping for an hour. So that was cool, and now (even though the quality is horrible and you can hardly recognize anything whatsoever) I have a picture to bring back. Ka-ching XD

So that was cool ^_^ I got all my screaming out so I didn't have to bitch to anyone all (well most of XD) the day.

Then we all met up by freak accident, randomly bumping into eachother as we went to this AWESOME BEACH. We went swimming and stuff, and there was this iceberg. STupid son of a bitch. Ok, it's like this thing you had to climb up, it had handles and everything, but it was like a jumpy castle sort of material.. I have a picture I'll show you, but in the distance it's REALLY tiny. So ya, I was like "I'm not leaving until I get to the top!" *looks proud* and I tried for the longest time, but i kept falling, getting salt water up my nose, and breaking nails XD Haha. But you have to lift yourself out of the water first and I have like zero upper body strength. But being the loser that he is, Sasuke was able to do it (took him a while though), and so was Jase. Me, Chris, Chole, Mike? NO way. After I got salt water up my nose for the fiftieth time, I quit XD. But Mike found the greatest seashell ever, and gave it to Chole, saying "This is probably the closest your gonna get to ever seeing any upclose". It was hilarious, because it was shaped like a pair of breasts, and everyone laughed hysterically. He kept them though XD

But the best adventure was going back to the boat. Here in the poor countries, people will do absolutely anything to make you buy form their stores. Me being the person that I am, whenever somebody asked me to look, I went, and they were getting really pissed about it. But since they want you to buy things from them, they're always like "you're so pretty" so it's like impossible to say no lol. So I was looking at this bracelet and they were all getting impatient, and I was too, because I really didn't want to buy anything anywhere, and the shortest, horniest little mexican salesman (XD) I had ever seen was commenting on how pretty I was, no wonder I had like 5 boyfriends, and if I wanted to buy a bracelet for all of them. I was laughing hysterically. They were not amused.

So it went on like that for about a good half hour, when we got to the last store. By then they were bitching more than I usually do, so finally, Jase comes up behind me, grabs me, slings me over his shoulder, and starts walking. All in good fun, and because I wasn't finished (and you don't leave til I'm finished) I was like "Help! He's kidnapping me!" and then all of a sudden these two huge security guards come, grab me, push him in the sand with his hands behind his back, and he looks terrified, and everyone's laughing hysterically, and Mike's going "Black man down! Black man down!" XD So finally I was like. "Sorry, I was just joking around with him, I wasn't serious." so Finally after a while of persuasion and choked (with laughter) apologies, we went back. I'm so pissed at myself for not having a camera there though. That would have been the funniest shit ever. People around us were taking pictures though XD

So ya, that was my day ^_^
Hope ya had a good one too <3 (still need to hear your camping stories too, darlin)

EMAIL FIVE:

Okay, okay, calm yourself lol. The only bolded one I didn't answer (because I didn't know) was if he spoke Japanese or not. I still don't know, and I haven't had time to ask lol. I'm sorry, I really did the best I could.

And...

YAY about the jeans and card games ^_^ I hope you won whatever it was XD. Hope you're luckier than I am >.>;

Well, I went to visit the sexah bingo dude again...but my story's a lot more different than an actual card game. Ya see, I waned to be a commissioner, right? That's where you go up and check if everything's okay to go, and youpress the start button and stuff... just cuz it sounded cool. So I dragged Chole, Jase, and Mike to bingo with me, because, well, I just did XD They didn't buy a pack thinger though lol. And my mom and brother were there too, but ya didn't need to know about that one XD

So we were all (family included) chilling when I volunteered to be commissioner, and the dude asked if I was 18+. Of course I went "YESSIR!" so I got to check everything, and just because I'd never have the chance again, after he asked what my name was and where I was from, I was like "Stephanie from Onatrio Canada! Everythings good! Good thing you got me to check your balls. Tell me, is this how you normally pick up women?" And everyone started laughing and my mom gave me a death glare, but she was laughing too XD But all you see is three heads sink real low into their seats XD Haha, and I got a free key chain.

The lesson for today? Underage drinking, gambling, and scamming are good things with great rewards. Start early XD

SO ya, we played bingo, and I dragged the unlucky bastards to an ice skating show too XD Haha you should have seen their faces when I brought it up. But naturally, when one such as important as myself... haha that's bullshit. I just told them to go or I'd tell their mothers about all their antics, and I'm really close with Jase's mom. She's like the sexy older sister I never had XD SO ya, didn't want to tell her that her son almost got arrested for theft, eh? XD

I'm pure evil.

So we went.. and they hated every single minute of it, and I loved watching them squirm and hate it. Men with tights. Gay much? Haha some of the skaters were (OOOOOLD) hot though lol. But the jem to the evening would be the music that they played. All of a sudden, you hear Mike go "I KNOW THIS SONG!" and I get serenaded Stronger by Britney spears. THen Jase starts too, and I'm embarrased like hell. And they're trying to make Chole do it, but he won't, so Mike chokeholds him and makes him do it, and now, instead of the show, everyone's looking at these idiots who are making fools of themselves. We left. They were happy. I was ever so pissed XD (and there was also the... can you believe it? COUNTRY ROAD song <-- for Katie XDDDDDDDD)

SO ya, that was my entertaining evening XD

Oooh, and did you hear about the hurricance FRancis or whatever? Not looking good for us, being in the general area. I think we're gonna have tt reroute, and that might possibly mean missing the first day of school, depending on the weather conditions. Let's pray not. I want to go home and glomp everyone. Besides, I'm stuck with a bunch of raving lunatics @_@. Not healthy.

Well, nice to talk to you (like I do every day at around 5-6ish XD and I'll see ya a.s.a.p.

(oooh the reason that I didn't answer your questions also is because there's no such thing as copy paste on this computer, and I just had to remember what ya said XD)

Mucho Love <3

~STeph


EMAIL SIX:

That opening a new window thing is most logically the best response to my problem, however it would cost me another fifty cents a minute for the screen. No can do. I'm broke XD


Ya, I was thinking bout Courtee too. But I'm not so worried, because her mom's a sensible person, and I think if things got in the general area, they would have left already. I mean, it's already been through Nassau and the Bahamas, but it hasn't directly made an impact on any major place in Florida, has it? (*Only gets very blurry, snowlike screens for the news channel*).

In other less dramatic news...
I got snapped at by a crab today XD Atleast I didn't get clamped on to. Bloody bastard. I hate when they do that. Okies, I guess Imma gonna have to tell you another story again, aren't I. And, yes, it kinda is like a cruise diary, but I'm only writing it once, so don't expect me to retell anything XD Har har, yes you ARE very smart ^_^

Okie dokies. Went to GRand Cayman today. Home of the place called Hell (cuz of it's rock formations) and the world's only something something turtle farm ^_^ Mmmm, I love turtles! ...oops wrong ones tehe..

SO ya, CHole and I chilled at the beach tooooday. This morning, he was pissing me off because he was imitating me, complaining about what he should wear, and what was to happen if hot men saw me like this yadda yadda yadda. It was funny, but he's a meanie XD SO he had these bright orange trunks and these blue ones draped over the bed, and he's like "GO orange!" and I anime fainted. They were really...uh... not pretty.

Later that day I changed my mind. On the bed they looked...odd. On him... well, darlin'. Jesus, I'm gonna buy me some orange swimming trunks. I have never seen anything so sexy. You could put Orli infront of me, and I still would be staring in Chole's general direction. It was that bad. And no, I wasn't drunk (for bingo neither), and no, I didn't have to much sun. DAMN HOMIE XD

SO we chilled at the beach all day. I really didn't do anything but casually wade and sun tan (because I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack XD), but he ofcourse did whatever it was guys do lol He took out a kayak and this weird ass above the water bicycle thing... they're odd. Trust me on that one lol XD

And then I hear this little kid screaming and I'm like "Fuck, I'm on vacation. Don't do this to me." So I went to check it out. ANd there was this huge ass crab there, scuttling around (scuttle: my word of the day) and all the little kids were freaking out, so I was like psh. Lemme see this thing. It freaked the hell out of me. But I tried to get it away from them, because I didn't wanna hear screaming the rest of the day lol.

I was unsuccessful, and the friggin bastard snapped at me XD Not cool. So, naturally, out of instinct, I go "daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaddy!" but he wasn't there, so I was like fuck, I'm screwed. I can't just give up when I decided dumbassishly to be the hero XD SO I was like "Choooooooooooooooooooooooole!" XDDD

SO he comes gallivanting in, laughs at me, and says, "this little thing? It wouldn't hurt a fly." then he bends over to pick it up, and I'm like "Chole. DOn't do that. You know what they do with those claws? THey freaking clamp you." and then he's like "Like I said, woudn't hurt a... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

That dumbass. The thing snapped him XD and the swearing didn't help either. ALl the children went prancing around and screaming Fuck all afternoon XDDDDD Oh ya. He was ina Baaaad mood after that one. Atleast it didn't snap his fingers off lol. So I spent the rest of hte afternoon trying to fix it and making fun of him lol. Poor baby <3

So jaaa, that was my day lol. Very entertaining ^_^ atleast for me, because I got to take care of him all afternoon <3 kekeke *points to the crab XD*

SO, I'll see ya in a bit, there's some sort of function going on, and I've got Mike hanging off my back telling me to hurry the freak up before I have... oohhh shit, He saw what I wrote about CHole XD HOld on, gotta choke hold him and make him swear not ot tell a living soul.

love ya much <3

~Steph

(p.s. I haven't got intouch with Sasie-chan today, but when I do, I'll ask for his email ^_^)

EMAIL SEVEN:

You're damn right! Ke-kun sounds so much better... don' t tell me it's a feminine masculine thing XD THat would be funny lol

And yes, I did love being the nurse apart fom the "I'm disabled. Would you run downstairs and grab me a coke?" I almost broke his leg for that one. *cough* REstrain yourself lol.

If Mike tells, I'll have to throw that skinny ass white boy over the edge. NO questions asked. Haha naw. I don't mind (that's not what I told him though). I think it's kinda obvious though (Especially after what happend at the event we went too...) But meh. He's like a best friend. A very sexy best friend... XD Okay, let's please change the subject XD I just told Mike I'd do something mean :P Fear the allpowerful bitch. After what happened to Jase yesterday, however, I don't think he's gonna try anything XD Haha

Ooh and I played DDR today! They have dream a dream and captain jack! They also have very nasty, perverted younger gentlemen. Just because what you're saying is in another language doesn't mean I don't know it! (well, I didn't, until his friend told me XD). But I had fun...sorta XD

And tonight, unfortunately is Bridezilla night. Oh yah. Formal night. Me, in a dress. Those things don't equal anything. See ! Absurd! --> Stephanie + dress = undefined? XD Haha freaking math.

So I need to hurry and get ready and all that phun stuff. Haven't see Ke-kun today though... *sniff* I wanted to see him in a suit XD Haha now wouldn't that be something else *sqweee*

Quite personally, and in agreement with yourself, It's nothing spectcular, unless ofcourse, it's orange <3 XDD Hehe I think I got like a two secind snap on the video camera, but when he went to go get a drink, so he's far far away TT_____TT.

You know, I realised something today. I think I really am a stalker. Well, I'll be seeing you in a little bit ^_^ Gotta paint my nails and do my hair and all that girly crap ^_^

...ooh and apparently, we ARE being delayed. I think it's only a day though, so I'd get back the day before school at night methinks... depending on the next available flight. Freaking hurricanes. They can go to Hell. I was there today <3 Sqweeeee.

ANyways, much love, and happy non hurricane weather to you! Go orange! I'm a newly-wed XD!(That story is definately for another time <333 *fluff*) haha, okies, this has to be the longest closing ever! Talk to ya in a bit!

~Steph

(p.s. My drink of the day today was a Mango Tango. That is also orange. and Alcoholic. And pure good(drunken)-ness!)

EMAIL EIGHT:

Awwww! Awesome about the hair, love! And Court's too! So she's at home then? Safe and sound? ABout Cory that was a laugh. But I honestly don't care lol He can have all the slutty girls he wants, no big deal to me. He was just pretty... and rich. That's all. He'll soon come to realize that all sluts really want is money... *Herm cough cough* XD Naw. I could care less. I have those phases all the time anyways. Besides, right now, other than Chole, I'm going for older men XD Not like old old, but like oldER lol. Like the guy at the arcade XD ANYWAYS

Ummm, about the newlyweds thing... errr I wish XD Nopers. They have a show every day and a different one every night, so I made Chole and Mike come with me, because I was all dressed up and looking hot and I didn't want to be hit on XD Naw, I made them come because I was bored and lonely, but truth be told, I've been hit on a lot in this past week lol. Just protection.

So they were going along, and it was this old black man singing old black songs lol but they were very pretty, some of them. ANd I'm a retard. THat's right.

Before one song, he was like "blah blah blah ...special... blah blah blah.. I'd like to dedicate this to all the newlyweds. Do we have any out there?" And I'd had a bit too much to drink, so I was like *raises hand* and then I get this blinding spot light on me, and both of them are like, "what are you doing?!?!" and I was like "having fun!" and they made me stand up and stuff, and they were like "who's the lucky man?" and for a joke random people were standing up, but then Mike, being the jackass (reading the email) poked Chole in the ribs, and he jumped out of his seat and then he realized what he did and he was like "...I just didn't...did I?" And Mike's sitting there laughing his ass of, I'm still slightly tipsy, and Chole looks as if he's going to murder one of us... or both XD

ANd then the guy was like "Awww she's so pretty. Congratulations. Give her a kiss!" ANd at this point, Mike's practically on the floor laughing, Chole is completely red in the face, and I'm restraining myself from jumping on my knees and going THANKYOU JESUS! XD Haha naw, I wasn't that bad XD

But the time was ticking away, and I was like "Come on. Just humor these people, and they'll shut up and leave you alone." And he rolled his eyes at me and kissed me ^_^

...ANd swore on every bloody thing that he saw that he'd never EVER go with Mike and I to a show again XD. Poor baby <3

And then we went to leave, but I was cold, so he gave me his jacket. It smelled reaaaaally good <3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
And being the dumbass that I am, I totally forgot and brang it to my room with me. ANd my parents, being like they are, used this as a photo opportunity. THey freaked out about it though. JUst wait til I tell them that I'm married @_@

Well, I need to go to bed now (OMG my sunburn is now peeling, and flakier than a pastry XD) because I'm tiiiiired (and married XD) but I'll talk to you bright and early tomorrow ^_^

Love always,
~STeph

(P.s. I still haven't seen Ke-kun... I'm starting to worry lol)

EMAIL NINE:

Haha nice about poking your finger. Learn to sew! When I get back we're doing a black mage sewing party lol.
The thing I don't know is when I get back. I have a flight scheduled for tomorrow, but it's alread ybeen confirmed that the airport isn't opening, and there's no way I'm gonna get my flight. The other bad thing about it is that three day's worth of people have flight priority over me, so it's not likely that I'm getting in any time soon. The worst part, however, is that our stuff has to be packed and sent out this afternoon. The priblem with that is that guaranteed we're not getting a flight for the next two days, because we're on of 8 cruise ships that has to dock. The tricky part about that is we've already checked hotels everywhere, and they're totally booked all over the place, and htere's no available ground transportation. THat likely means that we're sleeping in the airport with only what we're wearing.

Disaster? I think so! Holy crap, don't tell me this can get any worse!



I do have a story today, but I can't tell you right now because the internet is free, resulting in a line around the ship. I waited an hour to get here, so I'll have to let you know about everything else another time. Just one teeny favour though. If I don't make it back in time for school, can you get whatever I need for me?



Much love, and see you whenever weather allows. Say hi to the people back home for me!

~Steph

EMAIL TEN:

Ohayo! Haha just pick the right time and there's no line ^__________^ Haha now I can talk to you for freeeeeeeeee lol. Okies. Oooh totally awesome bout the pants, shirt and buttons! Can't wait to see them! I sooooo desperately need to go shopping ^_______________^

LOt of happy faces... bwuhahahaha maybe that's because I'm irrationally happy SQWEEEE SQWEEEEE SQWWWWEEEEEE!

...Anyways lol



SO yay! Now I get to tell you my stoooooory! Well, it's vastly improved since this morning lol. Okies. Today has got to offically be the greatest day of my liiiiife ^______________^. I woke up to a phonecall from Shaundra (Jase's mom ^_^ I love her. She's the greatest!) saying that there was a men's sexy leg contest at the pool in five minutes. I'd been sleeping, and groggy, but the moment she mentioned sexy legs, I was definately awake. Today was a day at sea, so I definately didn't have anything to do anyways.

SO me and her went down to watch ^_^ And then they asked for judges who weren't afraid to go all out and feel the legs and stuff, so I was like HELL YEAH! SO I was 1/4 of the judging panel for the men's sexy legs contest. Believe me. Most of them weren't very sexy, but there was this one guy *sigh x 1000* that was really hot. I felt up his legs real good XD

And then we each had an envelope, and we had to present the prize to whoever fit the description on the card. Mine was Mr. Sexy Ass. Hahaha I was loving it. So I gave him the Mr. Sexy ass medal XD It was great! Biased, but great!

And then he asked me if I wanted to go grab a bite to eat with him, so I obliged (leaving Chole and Jase and Mike and Chris, who had come to watch me make a fool out of myself, dumbfounded and unloved XD) and we went and had a drink, actually. Non-alcoholic ^_^ And he's a total sweetheart, and VERY VERY VERY sexy. You know that glasses store in the mall with the blonde model on the banner thing? Exactly like him. I mean, he had glasses, and he was freaking hot! Not many people can work glasses, but God Bless You those who can XD

So his name is Felix, and he comes from Germany (from a wealthy family to be exact) and we spent the rest of the day chilling together. Great fun, until...

Coming back now, in the elevator, going upstairs, when it opens and Chole's there. He's pissed. SO naturally I'm playing this for all it's worth, and making him as angry as possible. I'm horrible, really XD But then things started to get personally, and we really started yelling at eachother and stuff, and we had missed out stops but we could care less because we both wanted to kick the shit out of eachother at this point...

SO then I was like "WHat the hell is your problem?" or something along those lines about me having fun of being happy, and shit like that. And then he's like "You." and then I was talking about how he shouldn't get so worked up about me with other guys because there was a shitload of girls that swooned over him. Ands then he's like "You don't get it, do you?" and he was starting to storm off and stuff, so I was like "Don't get what?" and then he stopped, turned around, and was like, "You don't know how much you piss me off! You drive me absolutely crazy, and I can't stand you around other guys...I...I think that I love you." and then he grabbed me, forced me to kiss him, and stormed off down the hall with cursing flying behind him XD

Oh yes. Been quite the adventure today. But I haven't seen him since. Haven't seen Ke-kun either. Starting to worry. But I think we have reservations for a hotel now, so there's nothing to worry about in that area.

Crap, a line's started again, so I have to get off. If I have a chance, I'll talk to you in like an hour (getting back in the line again). Have a great day! (I know I have XD SO Harlequin XD) ANyways, talk yo ya later Chicka.

Love forever,

~Stephanie (Brenners XD)

THE END

Hahaha I told you it was gonna be the longest thing you ever read, and you're losers for reading it j/k naww I love y'all. But I need to rest now, because all the copy and pasting has gone to my head ^_^ See ya around!
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