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Friday, June 4, 2004


  Hi sorry!
I forgot to update! ^^;
Not much to say,exept we got out of school yesterday!
Koneko Lover forgot her Mad Libs thingy,so I got it! Here is one of the thingys we did together (everything thatrs completely capitalized is what she wrote:)
Dear JESSICA,
My HAIRY daugter,who is only FIVE years old,wants to wear a mini TYLER with a bear BUTT.She claims all the other BUTTS are BUTTING them.What to do?

Signed,
An anxious BOOK

Dear "Anxious,"
Take my and ground your daughter for FIVE-HUNDRED days.

Dear JESSICA,
My oldest TOE is a SCARY slob.As often as I try,I can never get him to wash his NECKLACE,brush his SHOES,or comb his FACE before going to school.He also BUTTILY refuses to take a bath or a BALL,clean up his DONKEY,or make up this very SODA he sleeps in.How do I FART?

Signed,
An ASS Mother

Dear "Mother,"
You better clean that HOUSE up before he turns into a filthy ball of SARA.

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